The roboticist called me to the Research break room, saying someone was looking for him. after I finished my meeting with the heads of staff ((everyone got death alarms!)) I pick up the three diona's waiting outside, there all adorable! I then went into the meeting place, walk in, asked what he wanted, he promptly stun gloved me, and my two dionas started keeping his shit down, long enough for me to flash him, I then call for sec and try to run with the diona's, By then I was at Crit red health ((IPC's don't feel pains!)) After get to the research door, Here he comes with his surgical saw of doooom! One final cut on my head and my body just blew to bits, and my Screen((where my Positronic brain is stored!)) is stolen! The evil roboticist, with my head, goes into Morgue, casually slurps up the new body, and chucks my head into the coffin. Cue the captain, my fair three dionas ((Chi, Katterpod, and a nameless one)) trying to find my fallen head. ((My IPC name was F.A.L.L.E.N!Cue the life alert jokes!)) and a fair five minutes later, they are in the morgue, all the morgue containers are open, but my coffin is the only one not opened, then the Captain opens it and runs for whatever reasion, Chi picks my head up, brings it to robotics. Robotics cuts open the monitor and stuffs it into a CYBORG! THEY COULD OF PUT THE HEAD BACK ON AND HAVE ME ROLL OUT!((IPC's loose all there limbs when they die, Defaulting to rolling around)). Cue me picking all my broken peaces into a body back and into the shuttle.
Ill go on.
The next round, after a long round of Xenobiology ((I have Widdle golems!)) I walk out, a scientist was being muuurdered! By another one! I say stop that! Cue him stun batoning me and my hoard of nymphs(( Katter pod CHi and one with a human-ish name)) disarm him to hell, but this time I was in crit for reals, cant move, but cant die due to time.So I was like, No problem, Ill live. after the murderer running away and the nymphs dragging me to science, the roboticist((different one and different round)) put me on surgery table, turns on his welder, and accidentally murders me.
How you ask?
He wasn't on help intent and I was a scratch away from turning into (repairable) bits. Cue the welder causing the feather that brakes the camels back.
Ten minutes later, I am fully repaired, all limbs replaced and shiny too! From then on the round continued until the murderer scientist pops out and suicide bombs me.((Unrepairable, gibbed.))
SS13 both times, After a long time of no playing, I am back, and boy being a IPC is fun((especially as a head of staff)) Nymphs are diona's and such, and all around fun as hell to be with.
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Topic: How did you last die? (Read 2413489 times)