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[Tawa]

I whittle the gym leader down to his last 'mon, with most of my team knocked out through sheer attrition. I'm one attack from finishing this when:

"LEADER BRAWLY uses a SUPER POTION on MAKUHITA."

*Makuhita's HP goes back to full*

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Pokemon Sapphire. Took me too damn long figuring out how to get this and Emerald(Ruby always worked, strangely enough) to run on an emulator.

Brawly's a dick. He was pretty much the wall that killed multiple Saphire nuzlocke runs. Either his machop one shot everything I had or I had to grind for hours on the weak pokemon in the cave to level my pokemon enough to JUST MATCH HIS LEVEL and possibly beat him. I'd still lose 'mons, and if my flying type (if I had it) died then I could gg right there. The one time I beat him and moved on, I also caught a machop later. You can guess what I named it.

It's OK.

I lose to him pretty much every time.

I beat Emerald six times.

SIX.

SIX FRICKIN' TIMES.

^_Ahem.

Anyway, I always pick Mudkip. Mostly for Wattson-Immunity, Flannery-Fighting, and the Surf clone accuracy-thing. Oh, and it makes Team Magma and their groundy-types easy as [spanish foot].

^{_{In Spanish, "pie" is foot.}}

[itisnotlogical]

Rather than walking all the way back to Lordanel to continue an extremely boring quest chain about killing crabs or something, I decided to check out the flaming wreck surrounded by higher-level trolls and undead. I killed about two or three trolls before somehow aggro-ing every single mob in a 30 yard radius. Needless to say, I did not survive.

World of Warcraft.

Other players have finally started acknowledging me though! A worgen and some draenei thought my death was hilarious, and they helped me escape when I returned to resurrect.

[Mr Space Cat]

Anyway, I always pick Mudkip. Mostly for Wattson-Immunity, Flannery-Fighting, and the Surf clone accuracy-thing. Oh, and it makes Team Magma and their groundy-types easy as [spanish foot].

^{_{In Spanish, "pie" is foot.}}

Yeah, the run that beat Brawly I had gone with mudkip. Marshtomp's bide combined with potion spamming let me overpower his pokemon with their own power. Marshtomp almost died at one point, but he didn't, so it was clearly a good strategy.

Speaking of Flannery, coincidentally, Flannery then killed that same run later with Sunny Day+Overheat spam from her Torkoal. I should've taken more 'mons with type advantage than my marshtomp, but even marshtomp got two shot. Everything else pretty much melted from overheat.

[WillowLuman]

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Jumped off a cargo lift mid-narration, only to trigger another, snarkier narration.

I am very powerful.

The Stanley Parable.

[Lightningfalcon]

Playing on Walls with the 24 total Skrimish AI bots,.   I buy a transport helicopter and make change to the Hotwire character class, as she has more explosives.    The moment I leave the base I see a nod light tank running around.  I quickly manage to blow it up using a combination of timed C4 and remote C4.   I then board my chinook, and landed right next to the entrance of the airfield.  My chinook is blown apart while still in the air, but I survive and rush inside, with everything in the base shooting at me.   By the time the doors close I am at around 10 hp.    But that's alright, because taking out the airfield will guarantee my victory.  I get ready to blow apart the master control terminal with my timed C4...
Renegade X.

[Jacob/Lee]

I joined a Special Delivery game that seemed to be composed of only snipers and pyros on both sides. Luckily, however, it seems the Red pyros had no idea how to airblast rockets back at me. On the downside, snipers. Millions of them.

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Team Fortress 2

[Thexor]

My first fight against the Hydra was going excellently. All the nearby Crystal Golems were dead, and my mightly Claymore had lopped off all but one of the beast's heads (and, surprisingly, they don't grow back!). The Hydra performed his Bite attack, getting his remaining head stuck in the ground, and I started sprinting forwards to lop it off.

And ran straight out of the shallows into deep water, where I sunk like a stone and instantly died. 

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Dark Souls

[itisnotlogical]

An endgame Troll Monk is rampaging through Lor'Danel (10-20 Alliance town) on Aggramar realm. I am shadowmelded under a tree because this is fun to watch and I've already died many times trying to polymorph or root him.

World of Warcraft.

EDIT: protip, polymorph doesn't work on endgame monks

[Sinlessmoon]

One of my first experiences with PvP in WoW was being ganked in Goldshire. I had PvP set to always on to get a feel of the experience and It was actually kinda fun trying to hide from the gankers that rolled through.

[flame99]

One of my first experiences with PvP in WoW was being ganked in Goldshire. I had PvP set to always on to get a feel of the experience and It was actually kinda fun trying to hide from the gankers that rolled through.

I had a similar experience back when I played WoW, but with a town outside of Ironforge that I can never remember the name of.

[SirAaronIII]

I fell off my ship. Twice.

Terraria

[flabort]

Gonna post to here first, but qualifies as both a death and an own.

We were playing Epic Munchkin (Up to level 20), I had played the "This one goes up to 11" card (Level 22 to win with Epic). My character was loaded out extremely awesomely, when I faced off against... an Undead Tentacle Monster with it's Brood and Mate.
Level 15+5(undead)+10(brood)...x2(mate)=60, plus the magic missile, was level 65. I couldn't get half that, darn them and their modifiers and not wanting me to win. So I died.

When I respawned, I had 2 level 2 monster cards, a level 17, and a cheat card in my hand, plus more awesome equipment. I went on to win despite my death, they managed to negate one of my Go Looking For Trouble level 2s, but I wound up tying the level 17 after all their modifiers and special abilities, and Warriors win ties. And thus, I reached level 23 and won.

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Oh, and if you noticed, I am a girl according to that card. This is because I changed sex mid game 3 times. Lousy curses...

Munchkin Deluxe, Star Munchkin, Munchkin 2: Unnatural Axe, Munchkin 8: Cheat with Both Hands.  <--To avoid any meteor storms.

[EagleV]

I'm a bit sad you didn't get the Laser-Maser-Bobaser-Bananafanafofaser.

Anyway. I chose to fight against slugs, thinking there would be dozens of them. There were six. My minions killed them in a few seconds. I then opted for the slug demiboss, and walked in the arena only to find there were 20 giant slugs. Again, the fight lasted no more then a few seconds...

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Overlord + Raising Hell

[flabort]

I'm a bit sad you didn't get the Laser-Maser-Bobaser-Bananafanafofaser.

My brother wound up with that one. It was also Armor piercing and Of Doom after he looted part of it off my corpse.

[Sinlessmoon]

Was born in Vietnam as a guy. Ended up doing only one year of school work and tried to bribe the officials not to draft me at 18, unfortunately that didn't work and I ended up serving in the military for 3 years. Took up smoking and got a wife. Got a quick job to earn a little extra money and had a kid. A year or so passed then I illegally emigrated to New York where I became a street vendor and eked out a meager living, definitely a lot better than Vietnam. Sadly however, ten or so years passed until I died at the ripe age of 45. The lesson to be learned here is not to pick up smoking. D:

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Real Lives 2010