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[monk12]

The Hornet's rockets are an OHK for most practical purposes. It's also nearly silent when it's hovering and the music is playing over it. Combined with an attack from directly above that has almost no buildup, this resulted in much RAEG as I inexplicably exploded several times in a row.

Quake 2.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that level with the silo?

The game says it was a hangar, but it looked more like a silo. Either way, it didn't really look like much of anything.

Just like everything in Quake 2!

[The Darkling Wolf]

Jumped off a cliff in the Howling Fjord on my Warrior, intending to charge at the Dwarf who was chilling out at the bottom to prevent myself from taking lethal fall damage.
As I was about halfway down the cliff some Goblins came along and killed him, which resulted in me going splat.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Don't make me get Tellah and Golbez in here.

[kisame12794]

Turns out, Monolith troops have missed their true calling as pro baseball players. I mean, seriously, if you can huck a grenade a good fifty feet with perfect accuracy, you're pretty damn good.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Clear Sky. I swear to god, enemy grenades home in on you. And this is normal difficulty.

[Yoink]

We set out to try and save Tasmania from an attacking force of the mysterious enemy.
Everything was going fairly well, with only one of our soldiers dying and one losing consciousness as we took down a few hostiles, but then suddenly half of the area was levelled by some sort of alien explosive weaponry. Only three of our operatives survived the initial barrage, and one of those lost his head and ran out into the open to die.
The other two booked it for the ship and escaped, but it was a very costly defeat.

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X-Com: Terror From The Deep. 'Nuff said, really.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Turns out, Monolith troops have missed their true calling as pro baseball players. I mean, seriously, if you can huck a grenade a good fifty feet with perfect accuracy, you're pretty damn good.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Clear Sky. I swear to god, enemy grenades home in on you. And this is normal difficulty.

Last time I tried to play STALKER:SOC it felt like the enemies were generally not just hitting, not just getting headshots, but shooting bullets directly at my character's corneas.

[itisnotlogical]

The Hornet's rockets are an OHK for most practical purposes. It's also nearly silent when it's hovering and the music is playing over it. Combined with an attack from directly above that has almost no buildup, this resulted in much RAEG as I inexplicably exploded several times in a row.

Quake 2.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that level with the silo?

The game says it was a hangar, but it looked more like a silo. Either way, it didn't really look like much of anything.

Just like everything in Quake 2!

I've never been as big of a fan of the Quake series as I have been with Doom. Quake 2 is fun and I'm glad I bought it, but damn is it boring to look at. At least I got it on CD with the music for $2 instead of the $10 music-less Steam version.

[kisame12794]

Turns out, Monolith troops have missed their true calling as pro baseball players. I mean, seriously, if you can huck a grenade a good fifty feet with perfect accuracy, you're pretty damn good.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Clear Sky. I swear to god, enemy grenades home in on you. And this is normal difficulty.

Last time I tried to play STALKER:SOC it felt like the enemies were generally not just hitting, not just getting headshots, but shooting bullets directly at my character's corneas.

Fun fact, at one point, grenades actually DID home in on the player at one point in SOC. It's supposed to have been patched, but it doesn't really seem like it. No matter what I do, I always get hit by at least some of the blast.

[hops]

Decides to go back to this game. Ten minutes later I get zergrushed by 50+ crocodiles.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Batman Simulator 2013

[WillowLuman]

Wait, what? Batman simulator?

[Delta Foxtrot]

Turns out, Monolith troops have missed their true calling as pro baseball players. I mean, seriously, if you can huck a grenade a good fifty feet with perfect accuracy, you're pretty damn good.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Clear Sky. I swear to god, enemy grenades home in on you. And this is normal difficulty.

At least it's not Max Payne 2. That game had hilariously bad grenade throwing AI. It was quite noticable in tight apartment levels and such where they would routinely blow themselves up.

[flabort]

Wait, what? Batman simulator?

*shrug*
All I can find is a mod with a skin for a truck in Farming Simulator.
I don't even know what Farming Simulator is.

[EnigmaticHat]

He posted about it before in this thread.  I THINK its just an attempt to convince us that batman simulator is a thing when it isn't.  There's no way a game could be that interesting and only one person on Bay12 has heard of it.

[hops]

He posted about it before in this thread.  I THINK its just an attempt to convince us that batman simulator is a thing when it isn't.  There's no way a game could be that interesting and only one person on Bay12 has heard of it.

Yeah, it's sort of a joke

[HFS]

So apparently Starcraft 2 doesn't like it when you do replaceunit broodlingescort broodlord

I will leave it for your imagination as to what it does.

("broodlingescorts" are the two flying broodlings alongside the broodlord)

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Starcraft 2. Messing around in Cortex Roleplay.

Posting it here because...well, technically something died here. (The game crashed~)

Apparently SC2 doesn't like spawning infinite broodlords.