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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #10485 on: December 26, 2013, 04:57:33 pm »

And so, after valiantly defending their country, the remaining personell of Switzerland attempted to charge Berlin in a vain attempt to bring victory.

Long story short, they failed.

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I've never gotten an HoI 3 game going, but I did try to learn.  And from what I've seen, it would be VERY impressive if Switzerland could bring down Germany.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #10486 on: December 26, 2013, 05:01:43 pm »

I made an incredibly stoopid mistake when I knifed a deep one and shortly realized I was in an area I couldn't get out of.
Cue me pressing the resurrect button

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #10487 on: December 26, 2013, 05:07:01 pm »

And so, after valiantly defending their country, the remaining personell of Switzerland attempted to charge Berlin in a vain attempt to bring victory.

Long story short, they failed.

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I've never gotten an HoI 3 game going, but I did try to learn.  And from what I've seen, it would be VERY impressive if Switzerland could bring down Germany.

Heh.

Really, considering that Switzerland has a ton of forts and mountains surrounding it, I assumed the homefront would be well defended enough for the two three squad brigades to hold :P

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #10488 on: December 26, 2013, 05:09:52 pm »

BLADE WOLF POKED MEEEEEEE

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #10489 on: December 26, 2013, 05:31:55 pm »

It turns out the emulator's "B" button icon has absolutely nothing to do with where it will register a hit.

Any game that it is possible to emulate on Android. I might finally be convinced to buy a USB controller over this.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #10490 on: December 26, 2013, 06:15:41 pm »

And so, after valiantly defending their country, the remaining personell of Switzerland attempted to charge Berlin in a vain attempt to bring victory.

Long story short, they failed.

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I've never gotten an HoI 3 game going, but I did try to learn.  And from what I've seen, it would be VERY impressive if Switzerland could bring down Germany.

Heh.

Really, considering that Switzerland has a ton of forts and mountains surrounding it, I assumed the homefront would be well defended enough for the two three squad brigades to hold :P

Ok, let me try to remember.
A squad is 400 infantry, a brigade is a set of squads that moves and fights as a unit.  Right?

...

You tried to fend off Nazi Germany with 2400 men?
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #10491 on: December 26, 2013, 06:23:51 pm »

And so, after valiantly defending their country, the remaining personell of Switzerland attempted to charge Berlin in a vain attempt to bring victory.

Long story short, they failed.

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I've never gotten an HoI 3 game going, but I did try to learn.  And from what I've seen, it would be VERY impressive if Switzerland could bring down Germany.

Heh.

Really, considering that Switzerland has a ton of forts and mountains surrounding it, I assumed the homefront would be well defended enough for the two three squad brigades to hold :P

Ok, let me try to remember.
A squad is 400 infantry, a brigade is a set of squads that moves and fights as a unit.  Right?

...

You tried to fend off Nazi Germany with 2400 men?

All I could field as it wouldn't let me even build attachments to put on a brigade.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #10492 on: December 27, 2013, 04:45:31 am »

Thought I could take down an animated statue by throwing darts at it from a room away. It walked over to me and punched me to death.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #10493 on: December 27, 2013, 05:53:49 am »

I thought a pulse rifle would be enough to kill a queen.

It wasn't.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #10494 on: December 27, 2013, 06:46:59 am »

Continuing to play Just Cause 2. Further lessons learned:

A Learjet (forgot how it's called ingame) is a bad choice for aerial challenge courses going through windmill rows.

A Learjet is too heavy to be towed by a prop plane.

A plane doesn't have a flight model unless it's flying itself, so towing a prop plane with a Learjet is an equally bad idea.

Hijacking a gunship from a helipad if you forgot to clear out the 4 SAM sites around it doesn't work.

Never mix a tank and 80-degree sheer cliff edges.

Elites have worse accuracy than machineguns than you do with a sniper rifle, but it only matters as long as you're moving.

Colonels have better accuracy with machineguns than you do with a sniper rifle.
Even if you're flying parachute stunts above them.

Fun game, this. ^_^
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #10495 on: December 27, 2013, 09:30:54 am »

Giving pilots an extra action per turn when they have high enough stats seems like a good idea... until you realize that it applies to the enemy bosses as well. The heavily armoured, high level, incredibly damaging bosses who can two-shot most of your units while taking several turns to be destroyed themselves.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #10496 on: December 27, 2013, 11:57:37 am »

One-shotted again from having enough health that I should have survived it. This time from a wasp.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #10497 on: December 27, 2013, 12:42:52 pm »

Skeletal dogs...those bloody, bloodless skeletal dogs... ;_;

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #10498 on: December 27, 2013, 12:56:51 pm »

I downloaded Lethamyr, one of Vech's Super Hostile CTM maps. It really does live up to the "Super Hostile" name, by the way. Come across the victory monument and a nearby dungeon. After entering the dungeon with a friend of mine, we descended relatively easily. That is, we descended relatively easily, until we hit the ghast, creeper, and cave spider spawners, all in the same general area.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #10499 on: December 27, 2013, 01:20:37 pm »

Finally tried that damn MOBA after months of nagging from my roommate. So, i joined a game after the long install, and typed in the chat "Hi! This is my first game." Now, knowing Team Fortress, I was expecting this to happen in a team-based strategy game, but I didn't expect it to be so instant. I got death threats. Death threats. Some research suggests that this wasn't an isolated incident. Well, I don't like that kind of game much anyway, and I'm not going to put up with that kind of community. So I died (they refused to give me tips), quit, and uninstalled.

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