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[Korbac]

You genuinely thought Capra Demon was easy? From what I've seen, it's one of the hardest bosses in the game (due to it's location and the two dogs; the boss himself isn't particularly hard.)

[Facekillz058]

With a little bit of practice, Capra Demon is easy as pie, even with the dogs. In fact, it's not unreasonable to be able to get up to Blighttown without dying, if you've got a decent amount of practice under your belt.

[PTTG??]

Fired the underbarrel grenade launcher on a Nyan Gun too close to the wall.

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Garry's Mod

Starved to death while AFK in my chicken reactor

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Minecraft

[itisnotlogical]

Found a place called Shishi while looking for something else. I walk inside, and my interest is piqued by the piles of dead bodies. Suddenly, a Redoran guard comes around the corner and kills me. Something tells me that this place is related to a quest far above my level.

Morrowind.

[kaian-a-coel]

Got eaten by a titan. Again. And again. And again.

Attack on titan fangame. I read the manga, but never watched the anime. That game is awfully addictive anyway.

[itisnotlogical]

After killing one Redoran guard and barely escaping from the others, I decide to leave Shishi and continue adventuring.

Eventually I find a place called Idar-ban or something similar, a cave dug out by two witches. I ended up being killed by a daedroth, which the notes I found nearby had warned me about.

Morrowind

[Tjoh]

@Korbac
The dogs did make things dificult the first two times, but the third time I managed to kill them quickly. The rest of the fight was easy thanks to my shield.
Currently the creatures that have killed me the most are the asylum demon, the tauros demon, Havel and the first black knight (undead burg). And my own stupidity. Falling down a ledge with 20000 souls and three humanities about two meters from a new bonfire is annoying.

[HissinhWalnuts]

Spiked on a sharp gloople.

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Amorphous+

[Lukewarm]

Decided I'd go ahead and clear out Seath while by Xbox Live was out, so that I could get a renewable source of black knight items to drop on invasions.
He curse breath'd me. Really should have got my Slumbering Dragoncrest Ring.

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Dark Souls

[Xantalos]

Repeatedly TPK'd everyone in the vicinity by way of excessive use of AoE spells and a ludicrously high Magic stat.
The casualties included myself.

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Dragon Age: Origins

[itisnotlogical]

Got murdered a few times by a Dunmer wielding a giant steel axe. Then another guy summoned a Greater Bonewalker, which nommed all my strength until I was too weak to even carry my own weight. After finally making it past all those, I advanced a few steps only to find a guy in full steel plate with a giant claymore. He murdered me a few times. Eventually, I said "fuck this" and found a shortcut to the guy I was looking to kill. It turns out he has a giant claymore as well, but his is magical.

Morrowind.

[Hanslanda]

Got murdered a few times by a Dunmer wielding a giant steel axe. Then another guy summoned a Greater Bonewalker, which nommed all my strength until I was too weak to even carry my own weight. After finally making it past all those, I advanced a few steps only to find a guy in full steel plate with a giant claymore. He murdered me a few times. Eventually, I said "fuck this" and found a shortcut to the guy I was looking to kill. It turns out he has a giant claymore as well, but his is magical.

Morrowind.

Just keep this in mind: When you finally become a total badass motherfucker, Morrowind doesn't actually level most opponents to you. You are going to stomp a good sixty percent of that island into dust once you hit level forty or so. You'll be like, "Yeah, I did the hard work and dying. Now it's your turn, motherfuckers."

[itisnotlogical]

Just keep this in mind: When you finally become a total badass motherfucker, Morrowind doesn't actually level most opponents to you. You are going to stomp a good sixty percent of that island into dust once you hit level forty or so. You'll be like, "Yeah, I did the hard work and dying. Now it's your turn, motherfuckers."

It already has paid off quite a bit, since I found the Bittercup and the Vampiric Ring totally by accident, as well as at least 1.5k gold in random loot. It's frustrating to use up a ton of scrolls and potions as soon as you find them, though.

I think I've mentioned before that I beat the game at only level 18. I was incredibly underleveled I had to use every single enchanted item and combat-oriented scroll I carried to survive more than a hit or two from Dagoth Ur. I could probably have survived most of the Fighter's Guild questlines and gotten more loot/levels, but by the endgame I was really, really tired of walking all over Vvardenfell, especially the Ashlands regions and the waters off the north coast.

[Hanslanda]

I had a character that I beat the whole game with, including the entire Thieves' Guild, the main questline, the House Hlaalu questline, the Mage's Guild, all the Solstheim quests, and a whole crap load of miscellaneous quests, including finding a bunch of the artifacts (Cuirass of the Savior's Hide FTW). He was a Light Armor Long Blades Imperial with very good Enchanting and Smithing skills. He was a total fucking badass, except for one thing:
His class name was supposed to be Burglar. It was Buglar. Buglar is now non-official TES canon in my head for a secret agent of a particular sect, just to save face at my spelling mistake.

[Niccolo]

Jebediah discovered the terminal velocity of a Kerbal.

(Kerbal Space Program)