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[SirAaronIII]

I didn't die but it was pretty funny.
So I'm on the back of Jhen Mohran, giant sand whale thing. He rears up and slams the sand, kicking up rocks and sending me flying. No big deal, you always land on your feet on his back when he does that. So I go flying, land on my feet as usual...

then a rock falls on me and knocks me off his back into the sand.

Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate

[itisnotlogical]

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I didn't put my gun away or anything though. He just kicked me and instantly raised the alarm as soon as I walked in front of him. I also heard somebody say "Are you OK?" even though there was nobody else in the room and nobody had seen me grab him.

Strut D was infinitely easier once I got the M9, but I didn't know about the trick with dumping people in the water. Thanks for the heads-up on that I knew I could do it in the Tanker but I never thought to try it anywhere else.

[Parsely]

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I didn't put my gun away or anything though. He just kicked me and instantly raised the alarm as soon as I walked in front of him. I also heard somebody say "Are you OK?" even though there was nobody else in the room and nobody had seen me grab him.

Strut D was infinitely easier once I got the M9, but I didn't know about the trick with dumping people in the water. Thanks for the heads-up on that I knew I could do it in the Tanker but I never thought to try it anywhere else.

Well if someone said "Are you OK?" then clearly someone was still in the room, because that's what the guards say when they see someone being held up. >.>

When a guard sees another guard that's held up, the guard that's held up instantly stops being held up, even if you're in front of him. Perhaps the second guard was on stairs and you didn't notice him on your radar because his cone of vision was faded. Or you didn't access the node on that level and you just didn't actually know about that final guard who saw the one who was held up.

Sure thing. I know all the tricks so just PM me or post your death here again and I'll help! <3

[itisnotlogical]

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I didn't put my gun away or anything though. He just kicked me and instantly raised the alarm as soon as I walked in front of him. I also heard somebody say "Are you OK?" even though there was nobody else in the room and nobody had seen me grab him.

Strut D was infinitely easier once I got the M9, but I didn't know about the trick with dumping people in the water. Thanks for the heads-up on that I knew I could do it in the Tanker but I never thought to try it anywhere else.

Well if someone said "Are you OK?" then clearly someone was still in the room, because that's what the guards say when they see someone being held up. >.>

When a guard sees another guard that's held up, the guard that's held up instantly stops being held up, even if you're in front of him. Perhaps the second guard was on stairs and you didn't notice him on your radar because his cone of vision was faded. Or you didn't access the node on that level and you just didn't actually know about that final guard who saw the one who was held up.

Sure thing. I know all the tricks so just PM me or post your death here again and I'll help! <3

I didn't have the radar yet, but I'd dragged him into the room with the M9 where nobody could see me. Maybe the person was just outside the door and saw me without me seeing them.

[Demonic Spoon]

I died to gentlemen robot hunters after their stupid robot dog spotted me and started barking to alert them to my location. And then I died again from starvation after I tried eating a rotten dead rat.

[Darkmere]

Random.org told me to play Slug ship B. So, i had worked my way up to an engi for shields, zoltan engineer, slug pilot, weapons master, and spare boarder, with 2 mantis boarders vs an autodrone. I had teleporters 2, so my mantis were barely able to take out some shield levels and then come back to heal. drone had started a fire in my O2 room, engi put it out and started repairs, but the drone got a stray beam at him and I had to retreat right as the mantises pulled the last layer of shields down. One heavy laser shot would have ended the fight, which I fired, then pulled the 3 wounded crewmen into the middle room to drop a heal bomb on them. The heal bomb materialized...

And then before my killing strike landed the drone did that blatantly cheating bullshit where it strafes the ship with a burst laser. The drone immediately died, but of course the shots were in the air, so it did that cheaty bullshit where they hit anyway, AFTER you've won. The strafe shots took down one layer of shield, engines, and the room in the middle of the ship with all my wounded crew in it. Fully leveled boarders and shield engi dead. Game = ragequit with righteous fury.

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FTL

[Ant]

Poor Josif. He manages to survive a shootout with four patrols and whole lot of AFL gunmen, kill his intended target, and make a miles long march through barren desert. Then after checking his map, thinking of swapping his crappy and rusty FAL to spanking new Dragunov at the guns dealer, one more Toyota patrol spots him. Taking cover behind gun runner's shop, Josif waits the two enemies for disembark and then die; instead, driver has other ideas and last thing Josif sees is the grille of butt-ugly orange jeep.

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Far Cry 2 - I play it with PS3, a little more atmospheric than on PC since firefights last longer without instant headshots IMO.

[Glloyd]

I died to gentlemen robot hunters after their stupid robot dog spotted me and started barking to alert them to my location. And then I died again from starvation after I tried eating a rotten dead rat.

* GLLOYD BEGINS TO SUMMON THE METEORS

[Darkmere]

I died to gentlemen robot hunters after their stupid robot dog spotted me and started barking to alert them to my location. And then I died again from starvation after I tried eating a rotten dead rat.

* GLLOYD BEGINS TO SUMMON THE METEORS

I'm assuming it's "Sir, you are being hunted."

[Graknorke]

I rotted away in a prison cell, my only comfort being that my family had been moved out of the country.

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Papers, Please
From what I've seen so far there is no way to win.

[FritzPL]

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I won by supporting EZIC and doing everything they said except accepting money they give you. Opposite, you can probably 'win' by staying loyal to Arstotzka and fucking The Order up.

[Graknorke]

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I won by supporting EZIC and doing everything they said except accepting money they give you. Opposite, you can probably 'win' by staying loyal to Arstotzka and fucking The Order up.

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That was supporting EZIC. They made me kill a guy with the rifle so that's what I did.

[FritzPL]

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The red guy? Let him live. Do everything else EZIC tells you to do, as far as I know you won't get imprisoned after this point.

[lionstar]

A great tide of assorted Eldar units swept into my base and destroyed my HQ in the first 3 minutes of the round.

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Warhammer 40k: Dawn of War: Dark Crusade. Damn ai how did it get so many honor guard units so fast aarrrgggghh

[itisnotlogical]

Intentionally shot Emma Emmerich because I was done playing for the night and she was already heavily on my nerves. I wanted to drop her in the zero-buoyancy water where you fought Vamp.

Metal Gear Solid 2. I've already posted about why she annoys me so much in the Pet Peeves thread, but god damn does she rattle my chain.