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itisnotlogical

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9615 on: August 31, 2013, 05:20:37 am »
Playing Combat Arms for the first time in months, I forgot to check the ranks of other players in rooms I join and get utterly wrecked multiple times before I realize why. At least I didn't meet any cheaters tonight.

There were also several times in Cabin Fever where I became dead weight around Round 10 on Extreme difficulty due to not having very spectacular equipment; an XM8 and a character with 30% extra sprinting distance from the "Welcome Back" crate.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9616 on: August 31, 2013, 11:40:29 am »
Here's that MiFi's death as promised (possible spoilers about the Vaults)

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I used every trick I had trying to survive. Time for Ghazghkull to rise up and lead a Waaagh of vengeance. I know hill orc of Beogh is too easy but it's so fun to do and the orks deserve to have the Orb.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9617 on: August 31, 2013, 05:12:19 pm »
Quote from: lionstar on August 31, 2013, 11:40:29 am
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9618 on: August 31, 2013, 05:55:44 pm »
Quote from: Mr Space Cat on August 31, 2013, 05:12:19 pm
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9619 on: August 31, 2013, 11:46:32 pm »
Installed restoration project.  Good vibes and a beer for luck.

Made a reta- err special needs theif.  I like a challenge, so I put it on hard and no melee skill.  Ill just make a dash for a gun, no biggie, right?

Wrong.  Ants kill me in the Temple of Trials.

okay, no deal, skip the minor loot.  Surely I can pass the final test?

Wrong again.  Got kicked for critical damage.  When i set my luck to 9 I thought Id be the one to get the crits. . .

So, I beat the bloody tutorial dungeon.  Get quest to kill 2 immobile plants.  Okay, esp with a healer literally a spearthrow away.

Nope x3.

Cheese the plants and lwave the first town.  Some guy name Kara ambushed me.

A few new holes get added to my chest.

Reload, run from him.  Arrive at Klameth.  Vic's got a pipe rifle in his backroom, yes?  Im a theif, yes?


Vic has a trapped door.  I explode into 4 parts of gib.

Fine.  Ill go get the pistol by the Rat Keeng.  Got the pistol.  Turned to Rat Keeng and fired.

'Rat God was hit for no damage'
What?  Some kind of error, ya?  Lets try again.
Rat God was hit for no damage.
You were hit for 8 points of damage.  You die.

Reload.  VATS will save me!
Nope.  I took tge Fast Shot perk (facepalm), not that it mattered . . .

All of my fail. . .



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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9620 on: August 31, 2013, 11:47:37 pm »
Meteor..
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9621 on: August 31, 2013, 11:51:07 pm »
Quote from: pisskop on August 31, 2013, 11:46:32 pm
Installed restoration project.  Good vibes and a beer for luck.

Made a reta- err special needs theif.  I like a challenge, so I put it on hard and no melee skill.  Ill just make a dash for a gun, no biggie, right?

Wrong.  Ants kill me in the Temple of Trials.

okay, no deal, skip the minor loot.  Surely I can pass the final test?

Wrong again.  Got kicked for critical damage.  When i set my luck to 9 I thought Id be the one to get the crits. . .

So, I beat the bloody tutorial dungeon.  Get quest to kill 2 immobile plants.  Okay, esp with a healer literally a spearthrow away.

Nope x3.

Cheese the plants and lwave the first town.  Some guy name Kara ambushed me.

A few new holes get added to my chest.

Reload, run from him.  Arrive at Klameth.  Vic's got a pipe rifle in his backroom, yes?  Im a theif, yes?


Vic has a trapped door.  I explode into 4 parts of gib.

Fine.  Ill go get the pistol by the Rat Keeng.  Got the pistol.  Turned to Rat Keeng and fired.

'Rat God was hit for no damage'
What?  Some kind of error, ya?  Lets try again.
Rat God was hit for no damage.
You were hit for 8 points of damage.  You die.

Reload.  VATS will save me!
Nope.  I took tge Fast Shot perk (facepalm), not that it mattered . . .

All of my fail. . .



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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9622 on: September 01, 2013, 12:50:11 am »
There was a huge riot, all my guards got beaten up, the front gates were torn down, and all the prisoners made off into the night. Le sigh

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This fort really does sit on the event horizon of madness and catastrophe
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No. I suppose there are similarities, but I'm fairly certain angry birds doesn't let me charge into a battalion of knights with a car made of circular saws.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9623 on: September 01, 2013, 10:08:42 am »
Quote from: tryrar on September 01, 2013, 12:50:11 am
There was a huge riot, all my guards got beaten up, the front gates were torn down, and all the prisoners made off into the night. Le sigh

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9624 on: September 01, 2013, 02:34:26 pm »
........GODDAMMIT
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Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on August 30, 2012, 10:33:35 pm
This fort really does sit on the event horizon of madness and catastrophe
Quote from: piecewise on January 19, 2015, 05:03:57 pm
No. I suppose there are similarities, but I'm fairly certain angry birds doesn't let me charge into a battalion of knights with a car made of circular saws.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9625 on: September 01, 2013, 03:12:22 pm »
So I made it to Safe Haven in a beat up station wagon with a broken arm and a broken rib and with my best friend, my fictional younger sister, one of my fictional girlfriends, and Sirus dead for various reasons. Then some asshole asks me to gather fuel tanks and I get mauled by a zombie.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9626 on: September 01, 2013, 05:49:14 pm »
I was on my third attempt today, trying to get a no-miss run with Fox through the single-player mode on Normal. I made it all the way to Master Hand, acing both minigames along the way. He was down to 100% damage when I activated my shield a fraction of a second too late. >:(

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9627 on: September 01, 2013, 06:25:33 pm »
Quote from: MadMalkavian on September 01, 2013, 03:12:22 pm
So I made it to Safe Haven in a beat up station wagon with a broken arm and a broken rib and with my best friend, my fictional younger sister, one of my fictional girlfriends, and Sirus dead for various reasons. Then some asshole asks me to gather fuel tanks and I get mauled by a zombie.

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Watched LP.  May want.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9628 on: September 01, 2013, 06:37:03 pm »
This didn't just (or even recently) happen, but I just remembered it and it highly amused me so I'm going to post this. This was a...decent number of years ago, some time in 2004. My mom and I (under ten at the time) would play The Sims 2 together, doing fun themed houses or whatever. We had this really cool Harry Potter themed house with stuff downloaded from the web, and my mom had just found a neat guide on how to get Santa Clause to visit your house. It wasn't too complicated, you just needed a Christmas Tree, a fireplace, and a plate of cookies all in the same room.

Santa came in the night, and left a few boxes. The Sims were all ecstatic to open them, so we let them. Oh look, what a wonderful fireworks set! Thank you Santa! Ginny was so happy, she couldn't wait to set them off. Despite us both yelling "NO, GINNY!" at the screen, the fireworks hit the ceiling, and the house was set aflame. Ginny died that day, and was the happy/dead Sims Darwin Award Recipient for the year.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9629 on: September 01, 2013, 07:34:36 pm »
Fuck the Germans, fuck them with a spiked stick.

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