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Was doing semi-well as a Tourist, until as soon as I reached DL:3 I got mobbed by +20 bandits and 2 robo-bandits. The bandit witch teleporting me into the middle of the mob didn't help, either. I survived for a while, using Flash and asking directions, until a robo-bandit blew me up along with the mob.

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100 Rogue, on Rogue(Hard) difficulty

[Solifuge]

I was battling with a sentient aspect of Celestial Geometry, and discovered that swords and leather shields are pretty useless against directed cosmic energy. It basically exploded me, along with most of the sheep pasture I was standing in.

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Superbrothers' "Sword and Sworcery," trying to win over the Golden Trigon.

[itisnotlogical]

I have no idea what floor I was on in the Cave of Ordeals, but I'd already met the Great Fairy twice and beaten a few floors since then, so I figured I was around the halfway point. The ice warriors on one floor managed to chip more than half of my hearts away, and the next few floors were just an agonizing spiral downwards until I finally lost to two Darknuts. I managed to beat one of them on only one heart, though.

Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.

[Myroc]

I jumped on top of a man-eating plant, confident that my Spike Boots would kill it.

Turns out that they changed that from the original to the new version, so now it just eats you.

Cue me screaming "Oh for fuck's sake!" at the screen.

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Spelunky

[flame99]

I ran into the ice level, and spawned pretty much on top of a yeti, getting thrown into a UFO.
Later, ice level again, I get to level 11 before getting caught by a yeti, thrown into the beam of a UFO, and thrown into a pit.
Ice level once more, I end up getting tossed between two yetis back and forth.
Ice level again, I throw a rock at a UFO only to have it fly at the exact same angle into my tender, 1-HP face.
Getting fed up with the ice level, I head to the jungle, get stunned by a caveman, dropped down far enough for some fall damage, get hit by a frog, and then eaten by a maneater.

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Spelunky

[SealyStar]

I have no idea what floor I was on in the Cave of Ordeals, but I'd already met the Great Fairy twice and beaten a few floors since then, so I figured I was around the halfway point. The ice warriors on one floor managed to chip more than half of my hearts away, and the next few floors were just an agonizing spiral downwards until I finally lost to two Darknuts. I managed to beat one of them on only one heart, though.

Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.

I *hate* the ice warriors in that game.

[Facekillz058]

I have no idea what floor I was on in the Cave of Ordeals, but I'd already met the Great Fairy twice and beaten a few floors since then, so I figured I was around the halfway point. The ice warriors on one floor managed to chip more than half of my hearts away, and the next few floors were just an agonizing spiral downwards until I finally lost to two Darknuts. I managed to beat one of them on only one heart, though.

Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.

I *hate* the ice warriors in that game.

I don't remember them being too bad?
We're talking about the dudes in that mansion in the mountains, right?

[itisnotlogical]

I have no idea what floor I was on in the Cave of Ordeals, but I'd already met the Great Fairy twice and beaten a few floors since then, so I figured I was around the halfway point. The ice warriors on one floor managed to chip more than half of my hearts away, and the next few floors were just an agonizing spiral downwards until I finally lost to two Darknuts. I managed to beat one of them on only one heart, though.

Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.

I *hate* the ice warriors in that game.

I don't remember them being too bad?
We're talking about the dudes in that mansion in the mountains, right?

They're not that bad if there's one or two of them. If there's four in the room, in addition to those stupid slidey things... PAIN

[SOLDIER First]

ICE
FREAKING
WARRIORS.
I HATE THEM SO MUCH.
Escpecially in the main hall, where you have to swing on the chandeliers to get the chest.
I'd get it swinging, and then when I go to jump I get knocked off.
X345901.56.

[Gruntdonttoot]

FREAKIN' TIKI TRAPS! I always manage to notice and dodge a couple then there's another I didn't see, which is where I land and then I die. Over and over and over and over.....

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Spelunky

[Culise]

Solo-grinding Hideyoshi using a Guardian Charm, baiting the AI into attacking me to farm their failed attempts for link strength.  Unfortunately, I didn't pay attention to the forces my opponent had arrayed against me: Kenshin had a Gardevoir, Hideyoshi had a Monferno.  The super-effective critical hit that resulted dealt over 400 damage to a Pokemon with less than 200 HP on the second turn of battle.

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Pokemon Conquest.  I still can't get over the fact that they mixed Pokemon and Nobunaga's Ambition; it's just such an amusing concept.  I really hope they do a sequel with the Three Kingdoms era.

[MadMalkavian]

In her latest attempt at the Ironman challenge, Ilia had managed to make it down to the twenty-fourth floor of the infinite dungeon, Dorn Beast familiar in hand. However she ended up being violently dissolved in an explosive torrent of acid that also took out her Dorn Beast familiar. It was unfortunate to say the least.

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Adom

[Thexor]

Our meth lab exploded. Not sure if the fault lies with the voice in my head telling me the wrong ingredient, me relaying the wrong ingredient, or a random goofball adding the wrong ingredient. Either way, we ended up torching the entire floor. Two crew members fell in the blast; the survivors were unable to rescue them from the flames, nor make it past the solid wall of cops guarding the escape vehicle.

At least we all got an achievement!

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Payday 2

[Aptus]

Genestealers... so many genestealers. All my squadmates are dead, the captain was the first to go, he took down three of the xenos before succumbing, soon after my three other battle brothers were overrun. I purified their corpses with the holy fire of the Emperors flamer which also served to cover my back as I advanced on the objective, I started to turn but did not have enough time, the bastard bug sliced through my tactical dreadnought armour like it was so much space plastic. We have failed you Emperor.
--Last recording of Battle Brother Flamus Throwusguy of the Blood Angels chapter of the immortal god-emperors adeptus astartes.

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First mission of Space Hulk, shit this thing is every bit as brutal as the board game. Sadly there seems to be quite a bit of bugs (no pun intended) as well and I have only played for half an hour or so.

[tryrar]

Hollow Queen. 'Nough said

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Etrian Odyssey IV. After about 6 tries, FINALLY managed to kill it....with over half my party dead. BLARGH I HATE YOU ATLUS