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[jaxy15]

A level 54 Hydreigon crushed my team using only Dragon Pulse, Surf and Focus Blast. I didn't even get a single hit in.

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Pokémon Black

[Akura]

Charging automated turrets, armored guard bots, and security guards armed with shotguns and flamethrowers with a nanoplasmid katana is not really a good idea. Especially when I can kill most of that stuff just plinking them with a sniper rifle or use grenades instead.

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Various stupid deaths in Deus Ex: Invisible War

If you don't know what this game is why are you on this forum?  Unless you play LCS.  That's the only excuse.  In which case said game is Dwarf Fortress

Wonder how many people on this forum have never played DF?

A lot, most of the people on the lower boards, actually.

Medusa Heads.

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Castlevania.

What's this? I'm playing something that isn't AI War?

Not even going to ask which one, because it's pretty universal to the series. I know your pain.

[FuzzyZergling]

Ambushed by bandits just outside a castle, in the middle of the night.
My bone carver follower was quickly killed, and a pikeman got a hit on my weapon arm, causing me to drop my spear.
I gave into the pain, and he chopped up my head.

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DF Adventure mode.

[itisnotlogical]

After about 15 rounds of jumping around eachother and hitting nothing, the spear lord finally managed to stab me in the lower body, causing my guts to pop out and utterly destroying my lower spine at the same time. One of my crossbowmen caught him in the cheek while I lay dying, so at least that's something.

DF Adventure Mode.

[Mrnocamera]

Killed all bandits in a camp, started to walk away, then...

"The flying silver bolt hits your head, breaking the skull and destroying the brain!"

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DF adventure mode

[Haspen]

The three-bosses-challenge in the dracula's castle. If I don't die, the timer runs out.

I think I spend too much time dodging and jumping over Cyclops instead of whipping him...

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Castlevania III

[Akura]

Came within 10-20km of beating my previous record. Spent way too much of the round with the annoying white background, because I hit the leekspin girl twice. I thought I figured out how to activate Rin's exta life timer, but I was wrong, it has nothing to do with the T-Rex with the guitar. Barely missed at least two oppurtunities for Ultimate Drill Works.

I don't think I'll ever tire of hearing Misha's laugh, though. Well, the sound effect is Kefka's laugh, but it fits Misha better.

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Katawa Crash. Despite not breaking my previous record of ~139km, I did unlock several achievements: People Who Die Don't Stay Dead(get two Rin Bin's, and you have to use the first one before getting the second, which otherwise unlocks Thanks For Nothing), Second Wind(go 20km after using a Rin Bin), and Delayed Gratification(go 5km after getting both Clone Captures, but not activating Multiball).

One thing for me about this game is that I didn't even notice Hamako's scars until playing Katawa Shoujo.

The three-bosses-challenge in the dracula's castle. If I don't die, the timer runs out.

I think I spend too much time dodging and jumping over Cyclops instead of whipping him...

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Castlevania III

Sounds like it. I believe one of the platforms lets you crouch and get free hits on his head. I also find the Cross works well on the mummies, especially if you've got multipliers.

[ggamer]

This post is titled: Fucking broken ass SSJ4 Gogeta how the fuck does he work anyway I mean shit

So my friend does not just love SSJ4 Gogeta. He motherfucking cherishes him. We've played a couple games with our best fighters, me using Kid Buu and him using SSJ4 Gogeta, and it always ends the same because, in case you didn't know, SSJ4 Gogeta has Five sodding bars of health (other fighters with this amount of health: The great apes, Janemba, and Motherfucking Hirudegarn, all of whom are the size of fucking buildings) and does the most damage of any fighter in the bloddy game. However, after doing a few duels with the CPU I thought I had found an answer.

Android 18.

She was fast, did moderate damage with a good amount of health, and most importantly, did not have to charge ki.

FYI, charging ki is basically the fucking cornerstone of BT3. knocking people away to charge ki. Flying away to charge ki. Knocking the other fighter out to charge ki. Switching out so that you can charge more bloddy ki. However, since Android 18 had an infinite energy reactor, she didn't need to charge ki, meaning she can go on the assault constantly without resting.

Against a fighter like SSJ4 Gogeta, who's playstyle is built around getting to full power to set up some devestating combos, this breakthrough was huge.

The first game was a bust, I was still getting used to her playstyle.

By the second game, the pressure was on. I still lost, but I was punishing the flaws in SSJ4 Gogeta's fighting style, namely his over-reliance on heavy smashes which left him open for easy Five hit launch --> infinity bullet/kienzan combos.

"This is it" I thought, "I've got the bastard on the ropes. One more game and I'll finally beat the most broken character in the fucking game."

Games 2-8 all ended the same way. I would kick the shit out of him in the most hilarious manner possible taking hime down to barely any health. Then, he would launch me away and FUHLL POWAR CHAHRGE, giving him the ki he needed to use 100X Big Bang Kamehameha. Then, while I would be stunned from that broken-ass finisher, he would kick me a few times and kill me.

Nice words weren't spoken. At one point I called him a "cock-sucking bitch ass motherfucker", among other names. All he could choke out in his impotent rage at being thrashed before he charged up his finisher was "GD this" and "GD that". Then he'd kill me and go straight from sore loser to sore winner.

Not my best day.

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Dragon Ball Budokai Tenkaichi 3

[TripJack]

219940 Jack the Acrobat (level 21, -2/140 HPs)
             Began as a Kobold Berserker on July 1, 2013.
             Was the Champion of Trog.
             Shot with a bolt of flame by a yaktaur captain (40 damage)
             ... on Level 2 of the Vaults on July 6, 2013.
             The game lasted 08:08:58 (63190 turns).

fuck my life

[Sirus]

219940 Jack the Acrobat (level 21, -2/140 HPs)
             Began as a Kobold Berserker on July 1, 2013.
             Was the Champion of Trog.
             Shot with a bolt of flame by a yaktaur captain (40 damage)
             ... on Level 2 of the Vaults on July 6, 2013.
             The game lasted 08:08:58 (63190 turns).

fuck my life

Not sure if that's the name of the game, or just bemoaning your most recent death.

[TripJack]

that's what the game should be called

for some bizarre reason they called it dungeon crawl instead

[itisnotlogical]

Why do the Grans have so many grenades? Where do they come from? Does everybody on Nar Shaddaa have a backpack full of grenades that they take with them as part of their daily kit? Whyyyy?

Star Wars: Dark Forces II: Jedi Knight. Bloody hard game, but soooo good.

[Jacob/Lee]

Massive amounts of aliens pouring through a small hallway into the main base. See a Skulk, pull the trigger of my shotgun, pop, one down. Then a Fade decided it was time for me to die.

However, after we repelled the assault, we researched dual minigun Exosuits. Four marines, including myself, bought one and the rest bought welders and we steamrolled the aliens all the way across the map and killed both hives. Fun.

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Natural Selection 2

[hops]

Note to self: Pushing Red Hood down a flight of stairs may be satisfying, but the mission won't be amused by it.

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Batman Simulator 2013

[Graknorke]

Note to self: Pushing Red Hood down a flight of stairs may be satisfying, but the mission won't be amused by it.

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Batman Simulator 2013

This has been mentioned before.
What actually is it?