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[itisnotlogical]

My adventurer was out of food and hungry, and I conveniently found a hippo by a river bank. I slit its throat stealthily, hoping to get some meat. I then forgot that cutting throats didn't instantly kill in DF and the Hippo promptly knocked my adventurer over and stomped on his head.

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Dwarf Fortress if it wasn't obvious

Did you wait around after dying to watch him go? If not, I hope he shows up in Legends with a massive neck scar, that'd be amazing.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Built a cult following up around Alina Koch (Corai's multi-talented, lethal housewife), it was her objective to assassinate me

best

game

ever.

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Space Station 13.

[itisnotlogical]

The penultimate mission versus any faction is like waiting in the eye doctor's office for ten minutes, only to have him come in and hit you in the eye with a mallet, swinging harder every time you say "ow".

No matter what units I build (I've even had a bloody Land Raider in one case), the nonstop stream of units drains my resources until I'm down to two servitors and a Rhino before I've even left the starting base. Fuck Wraithwalkers and whoever pilots them.

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Dawn of War: Dark Crusade. I hate Eldar so much.

[Corai]

Built a cult following up around Alina Koch (Corai's multi-talented, lethal housewife), it was her objective to assassinate me

best

game

ever.

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Space Station 13.

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'So.... Cynri...'

'Yes goddess?'
 
*parapen*

*mass driver*

I actually felt kinda bad killing you that round.

-

I got tasked with dealing with a bunch of morons on a space station. Usually not so lethal. Much more lethal when most Heads are cultists and the Research Director used slime extract to spawn xenomorphs, living crates, faithless abominations and slimes around the station. Me and three other security officers went down trying to keep the place from going down in flames.

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We failed. Xenomorphs > tasers. Space Station 13.

[Devling]

The penultimate mission versus any faction is like waiting in the eye doctor's office for ten minutes, only to have him come in and hit you in the eye with a mallet, swinging harder every time you say "ow".

No matter what units I build (I've even had a bloody Land Raider in one case), the nonstop stream of units drains my resources until I'm down to two servitors and a Rhino before I've even left the starting base. Fuck Wraithwalkers and whoever pilots them.

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Dawn of War: Dark Crusade. I hate Eldar so much.

Eldar are super OP.

All kinds of serious business.

Also Wraithwalkers are ghooooooosts!

[HFS]

A Plasma Siege Starship Mk3 got one last shot at my home command station.

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AI War: Fleet Command. 7/7 Golemite/Fortress King, with Astro Trains and Broken Golems Hard, wheeeee. Oh, and Zenith Traders, Dyson Sphere, and Spirecraft Easy, but nevermind those.

[timferius]

The penultimate mission versus any faction is like waiting in the eye doctor's office for ten minutes, only to have him come in and hit you in the eye with a mallet, swinging harder every time you say "ow".

No matter what units I build (I've even had a bloody Land Raider in one case), the nonstop stream of units drains my resources until I'm down to two servitors and a Rhino before I've even left the starting base. Fuck Wraithwalkers and whoever pilots them.

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Dawn of War: Dark Crusade. I hate Eldar so much.

Eldar are super OP.

All kinds of serious business.

Also Wraithwalkers are ghooooooosts!

What he means by this is that, in 40k, spirit stones, containing the souls of dead eldar, are placed in the wraithwalkers. It's these spirits that guid them in battle. Fluff wise this can also cause major issues, since time flows a bit more sporadically for spirits.

[itisnotlogical]

Ah, I didn't quite know they could do that with spirit stones. Call me a stupid pleb (I know I am), but the most fluff I know is about the Dark Angels, followed by the Salamanders, followed by Space Marines in general, and then everybody else. Which is odd given how much I detest the space marine aesthetic that has taken over shooters, but that's lore for ya.

[Markus]

I backed up INTO THE BLUE BULLET.

Stupid.

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RefleX, the second game in the Tale of Alltynex Trilogy

[itisnotlogical]

Red wizards are a-holes

The Legend of Kage

[pisskop]

Macedon is always a dick.  Esp in RTR.  This time was no exception even though things didnt go like I remembered they did.

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Rome: Total War. RT Realism mod.
 
Hey everybody, look at me Im a pseudogreek!  I live in the center of the map andbeat the crap out of thracia.  It doesnt matter what faction the PC is, because when I finish with Greece Ill attack you!  With boats alone if I have to!

[Akura]

While wandering about, I see a wolf, and the combat music started. And kinda stopped. And started again. I watch the wolf, and it's facing the other way. Then it suddenly cried out in pain. I look ahead, and see a Pilgrim of Dibella at a nearby wayshrine. The wolf runs away, being chased by the pilgrim, all the way into Lake Rumare. After looking around to finish to wolf off, I give up, and walk towards a nearby Ayleid ruin, whereupon I get jumped by two scamps. Seeing that exchanging fireballs with them isn't going to work - my magicka is depleted after killing one, I flee back towards the pilgrim who finishes off the other.

While sitting around trying to heal up, the combat music starts again. I look across the water and see several figures swimming towards me. One of them reaches the shore, and a full heavy-armored Marauder Battlemage starts throwing lightning bolts at me. Barely able to see, I run... but don't get very far before being zapped.

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Oblivion: Fuckton of Mods Edition. The Pilgrim of Dibella(and probably these particular Marauders) were from COBL or OOO, I think. Also Realistic Health, which makes it harder to see once you're health is low.

[HFS]

I thought my Spire Fleet could devour the AI's armadas, so I built the Exogalactic Transceiver.

They endured the first strike, but the hammer fell on the second wave. The entire fleet was annihilated, and now an AI fleet was on my homeworld.

While my three fortresses and four golems were occupied with field-retrofitting the AI fleet with supplementary exhaust ports, a single Raid Starship Mk5 flew up alongside my home command station unnoticed.

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AI War: Fleet Command - Light of the Spire, Fallen Spire campaign.

[itisnotlogical]

So many non-lethal games broken because of this certain sequence involving a helicopter pilot. At first it was because of story reasons, but now that I'm on the highest difficulty I kill out of frustration. Fuck these guys, their assault rifles, their box robots, and their grenades.

Deus Ex: Human Revolution. I don't count people in the intro sequence as part of my non-lethal game, though.

[Graknorke]

So many non-lethal games broken because of this certain sequence involving a helicopter pilot. At first it was because of story reasons, but now that I'm on the highest difficulty I kill out of frustration. Fuck these guys, their assault rifles, their box robots, and their grenades.

I think I know the bit you mean.

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I let her die every time, since I take stealth and hacking upgrades whenever I get the choice. It makes killing half an army pretty difficult when you haven't prepared to do anything like that at all.