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Neyvn

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8910 on: May 31, 2013, 12:48:55 pm »
We were focused on the "Spire" airship before us, the Flak Cannons were blazing while I kept sniping them from miles away in our own Spire. We were decimating them, 3 out of the 4 kills were us alone hammering their foolish crafts with our gunfire, the 4th stolen from us but it mattered little. Then the "Pyarmindian" got smart. The Spire's one weakness is how its so brittle under constant fire and that it has little to no guns protecting its rear so no one is ever looking in that direction...
That Dwarf from the old Warcraft 3 game comes to mind...

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8911 on: May 31, 2013, 12:57:49 pm »
Apparently breaking a glass window is enough to casue a HE warhead to detonate.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8912 on: May 31, 2013, 11:06:56 pm »
I became slime laced with slime and slime.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8913 on: May 31, 2013, 11:19:17 pm »
My nation imploded as I simultaneously had to deal with two random people gathering hosts and invading with huge armies because they wanted my title and lands, a stupid person deciding to declare their independence, and some norse dudes getting half of england/scotland to invade me at the same time.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8914 on: May 31, 2013, 11:24:10 pm »
I tried playing as the Zoroastrians....

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8915 on: May 31, 2013, 11:27:03 pm »
Was Emperor of the HRE, executed half my vassals, got usurped during a giant rebellion, and because everyone hated me, I got all the assassins in the world trying to kill me.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8916 on: June 01, 2013, 06:36:18 am »
Arrow to the knee! IMPOSSIBLE!

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8917 on: June 01, 2013, 09:42:45 am »
Quote from: pisskop on May 31, 2013, 11:06:56 pm
I became slime laced with slime and slime.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8918 on: June 01, 2013, 10:25:27 am »
Quote from: greatorder on June 01, 2013, 09:45:24 am
Stabbed with a parapen, shot to death by captain, who shoots another person by accident. Person ignores my nearly-dead body, and accepts the lie that they were shot several times, by someone who shouldn't have needed a gun out, due to the person's finger slipping. To believe that, they'd have had to believe the captain had a really twitchy finger.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8919 on: June 01, 2013, 05:53:10 pm »
I still haven't figured out why, but sometimes Ding Chavez does a little sissy underhanded toss instead of actually throwing his grenades. Of course, he always chooses the underhanded toss when I'm trying to chuck a grenade over cover, causing the grenade to bounce back and explode in his face.

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Also, chasing Bad Guy Who Does Bad Things (as much as I love cutscenes, I really just can't be arsed for this game) through a garage, my team is ordered not to kill him, in no uncertain terms. Absolutely hauling ass through a gauntlet of terrorists, my CPU partner and I have him close enough to touch. And Louis Loiselle effing melon-caps him, bright pink sweatpants and all. There weren't any terrorists near him or anything, Loiselle just shoots him right after being ordered not to.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8920 on: June 02, 2013, 01:20:03 am »
Took my 20-strong antimatter cruiser taskforce against the locusts. Realized my mistake immediately when 40 odd drones annihilated it in seconds with heavy beam attacks

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8921 on: June 02, 2013, 01:25:33 am »
Quote from: tryrar on June 02, 2013, 01:20:03 am
Took my 20-strong antimatter cruiser taskforce against the locusts. Realized my mistake immediately when 40 odd drones annihilated it in seconds with heavy beam attacks

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8922 on: June 02, 2013, 01:42:42 pm »
I was playing with a few friends, and we reduced gravity to minimum with sorcerers. At this point, I tried to make a huge-ass jump, but my sorcerer fell into the drainhole between the bridges. It was my longest-living character yet. FFFFUUUUUUUU-

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8923 on: June 02, 2013, 01:53:45 pm »
There is this one spot where a broken bridge dips down, and you approach from the unbroken side.  I got my SMG out, and only have about 10 or so health and 20 energy.  I see about 8 or so fast zombies running down the bridge.  I quickly take aim, and fire off a grenade.  A few moments before that, one of the zombies reaches a blind spot right below my end of the bridge and jumps.  The grenade hit it instead of the group that it would of hit.  I do this again.  Exact same thing happens.  At this point the rest jump, and they overwhelm me.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8924 on: June 02, 2013, 09:06:57 pm »
Quote from: Lightningfalcon on June 02, 2013, 01:53:45 pm
There is this one spot where a broken bridge dips down, and you approach from the unbroken side.  I got my SMG out, and only have about 10 or so health and 20 energy.  I see about 8 or so fast zombies running down the bridge.  I quickly take aim, and fire off a grenade.  A few moments before that, one of the zombies reaches a blind spot right below my end of the bridge and jumps.  The grenade hit it instead of the group that it would of hit.  I do this again.  Exact same thing happens.  At this point the rest jump, and they overwhelm me.
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