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Jacob/Lee

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8835 on: May 20, 2013, 11:04:47 am »

I was hunting the mime. She'd attacked and possibly murdered my head of security, which was the only officer we had aside from the cyborg. Since I was the captain, the best-armed person on board, I was the only human "security" available. I was running by the cargo bay in my search when I slipped on a wet floor, cyborg right behind me. Said cyborg shoots me in the face with a taser, drags me into the cargo bay, cuffs me, and pulls me to maintenance where I'm shot and beaten to death over my clothing. The cargo tech or someone like that had subverted it and needed my medal of captainship.

In another incident, new round, we were boarded by armies of clowns. After killing them all with the help of the crew, the miner mentions something related to them on the mining station. She leads me to the shuttle, we go to the mining station, step off the shuttle, and there's nothing in sight. Parapen powers go! I'm out cold and she walks off and comes back with a Ripley and kills me with the drill. She takes all of my gear and puts it on, even putting my laser cannon and stun revolver in the correct slots, and uses a voice changer to hide her identity. Luckily, the chief engineer was staring at the vitals computer the whole time and saw what happened. The miner was arrested and my body was left on the mining station, stuffed in a locker...

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8836 on: May 20, 2013, 02:06:50 pm »

Picked a fight with 4 enemy fighters that had A2A missiles and my friendly fighters were no where to be found. 

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8837 on: May 20, 2013, 04:49:20 pm »

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The Worf Effect has been renamed to the Blyant Effect. :P "Quick, how do we establish this traitor as a sincere threat? I know! Let's have them horribly gank the hell out of Axl Blyant!"
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8838 on: May 20, 2013, 05:21:57 pm »

Fell off some path after my damn character got stuck on some wood planks.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8839 on: May 20, 2013, 05:59:26 pm »

Withers. Withers everywhere.

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I assume it was about cod tendies and an austerity-caused crunch in the supply of good boy points.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8840 on: May 20, 2013, 07:50:50 pm »

I still had one Scroll of Icarian Flight left, and I needed to get from Ald'ruhn all the way to Seyda Neen (since money is meaningless now that I've collected 20k+ gold and beaten the main quest, I can finally complete the Fargoth quest without it being a life-or-death financial decision).

I misjudged my direction and ended up falling to my death on the top of some building in Pelagiad rather than landing safely in the ocean as I'd hoped.

TES III: Morrowind. I really need to get GOTY edition on Steam, I could do without having disc errors every other time I try to play...
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8841 on: May 20, 2013, 09:44:21 pm »

Friggin Man-Eater Crabs. I walk all the way across these invisible ass platforms only to find a bunch of crabs I can't kill here. I don't even have any fire weapons.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8842 on: May 20, 2013, 10:54:49 pm »

Note to self: when you've unequipped Wraithguard, make sure to take Sunder and Keening out of your inventory before blindly autoscrolling through your weapons.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8843 on: May 20, 2013, 11:36:30 pm »

Forgot how to fight Elecman


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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8844 on: May 21, 2013, 01:34:32 am »

Forgot how to fight Elecman


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Couldn't resist.

On topic, I got ganked by 3 spiders, 2 zombies and a creeper after returning from my glorious quest to find a chicken (I had to walk about 2 kilometers to find 3 of the bloody things)

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That's nothing. I had something mate with a pile of dead meat.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8845 on: May 21, 2013, 10:02:21 pm »

My sludge elf necro-knight was actually getting along well, he was able to swing an elf short sword enough to kill a baddie and was suited up in elven ringmail, gauntlets, and a gold helmet. All this and he was still capable of casting "pain" and animate skeletons at only 12% failure rate. He even had a back-up sling and a bunch of stones. It looked like my death knight based necro-knight build might actually work once I got past the early game, where 99% of my necros die! Yay!

Then he and his undead horde ran into a small group of orcs and their priest. I got smoted. Hard.

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« Reply #8846 on: May 21, 2013, 11:45:28 pm »

Another one of those fun Crusader Kings scenarios. I was doing quite well as the duchess of Benevento, happily married to Prince Henri of France. At the time, he was third in line for sucession, but since I'm the least aggressive player of all time, I took no note of it.

Then Henri's father died of consumption. A few months later, his older brother was killed fighting in the crusade for Anatolia. Henri was now king, and my character queen, with her young son now in line to inherit a duchy and a kingdom. All through no deliberate effort or planning on my part.

Just one problem. Henri had a younger brother. This brother did not seem to like the fact that France would some day no longer be controlled by his dynasty. Rather than start a faction dedicated to overthrowing his brother, or changing the laws of succession, he turned to murder. First my son was wounded, then killed. His sister followed. I tried several times to have him killed (i figured out who must be responsible pretty early on) with no luck. It was only after wounding my second son that he went into open rebellion. A few months later, King Henri died of stress (understandable) and about a year later, Duchess Rosalind followed him

Leaving me in control of the eight year old, maimed king of France, fighting a losing war against my rebellious, murderous uncle. My heir is my three year old sister. Again, this character hasn't died yet, but it's only a matter of time. I only know one thing.

His uncle is going to go down first.

Sometimes I think I would do better in this game if I actually planned things, but I also think that might be less fun. Winning is boring. Skating on the brink of complete disaster is where it's at.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8847 on: May 22, 2013, 12:06:56 am »

Killed myself with Sunder again while moving all my crap from Caius Cosades' house in Balmora to my new stronghold. Now that cliff racers can't kill me in direct combat anymore, they have to rely on me being annoyed and impatient enough to scroll through my weapons without Wraithguard equipped.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8848 on: May 22, 2013, 04:22:15 pm »

Got attacked by a group of four robbers. Somehow the bastards tanked about a dozen .30-06 Springfield rounds in total, before punching me to within an inch of my life.

But they didn't kill me. It was the next group of robbers that punched me to death, while I was still licking my fistshot wounds from the first battle.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8849 on: May 22, 2013, 06:41:04 pm »

ORC PRIEEEEEEEEESTS!

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