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Author Topic: How did you last die?  (Read 2403380 times)

EnigmaticHat

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8820 on: May 18, 2013, 08:44:39 pm »

The Xenopod's HQ fell to the glorious Empire of Man after an epic 30 round slugfest between 3 xenolarva eggs and an out of supply Imperial Recon unit.  This is why you leave your base defended Mr. Computer Player.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8821 on: May 18, 2013, 09:16:41 pm »

I swear, Rare wanted to make an Alice and Wonderland game while they were working on Perfect Dark, so they just left in all the bits of code that would make PD sufficiently surreal and called them cheats.

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-Small Characters
-Enemy Rockets
-DK Mode
-Paintball Mode (under the Display Options)
-Slow-Mo Single Player

Have all the above activated for a pretty wild ride. I got blown up by a tiny lab technician while trying to protect a giant flying laptop and ended up in a pool of fluorescent technicolor goo.

Perfect Dark. I swear, this is the last I'll post about it for a while :P
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8822 on: May 18, 2013, 09:28:38 pm »

A pervert teacher asks me to break into a girls' dormitory in order to collect "laundry". I manage to sneak in, evade patrolling teachers(although the girls saw me and seemed a little... enthusiastic at my presence), grab the underwear, and ran out. Before I could deliver the teenage girls' soiled panties, the clock hits 2AM and my narcolepsy kicks in, making me pass out... just inches away from the guy I needed to give them to.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8823 on: May 18, 2013, 09:35:24 pm »

My group and I walked into a room. This is said to have quite a few undead in it, including intelligent undead. However, we've only encountered 2 undead creatures in the several rooms we've explored.
The room we had walked into had a couple of corpses lying on the ground. There were also coffins lining the wall and a strange sigil that we've seen several times, which supposedly keep the undead bound to this place.
Our paladin made quick work, smashing the sigil to ruin it, then proceeding to smash the corpses so they don't come back alive. This place was making him paranoid.
We opened the coffins cautiously to find nothing within them. As the rogue, I decided to check one of the doors inside. Then we were ambushed.
Several ghouls proceeded to dig themselves out of the ground. The paladin was completely surround, his trusty lucerne hammer useless. He was lucky to have picked up a longsword before entering this place. The rest of the group started fighting.
I took out my sickle and fought the three ghouls that set upon me. I was still feeling weak from a shadow that had attacked us earlier. The paladin was stunned and attacked by all the ghouls surrounding him while the rest of the group took out what they can from the entrance to this room.
He was lucky that his armor was strong enough to deflect the blows. He eventually became able to move again and took down a couple of the ghouls. The crowd was clearing, but I still had 3 of them attacking me.
I was struck several times, but I felt no ill effects from either of the stun or the disease. Only 4 hp left, I was hoping to survive this encounter, but my attacks proved to be ineffective. My allies were handling the last of the ghouls on the paladin, who was somewhat injured. They thought I was able to survive with my superior dodging skills.
I was unfortunate, however, two ghouls got a hit on me, totaling to 13 damage. I was holding on by a thread of hope. If I couldn't stop bleeding, I was going to die. The paladin tried to clear the way to me, but he was unable to get to me in time.
My turn came around. I failed my roll and bled out the last bit of life I had.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8824 on: May 18, 2013, 10:56:29 pm »

We were told 617 was there.
I didn't even see him when he came for me.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8825 on: May 18, 2013, 11:11:45 pm »

The DA-SR 12, however good-looking, is absolutely incapable of protecting itself. This has been my 7th death so far.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8826 on: May 18, 2013, 11:51:44 pm »

Was firing at a drone, and I DON'T have the procedure for removing a magazine, switching to a new one, loading that, and everything memorized. 
And second death came from remembering procedure for reloading, but the bullets in my magazine ran out, and I had no idea how to manuely reload magazines.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8827 on: May 19, 2013, 07:56:02 am »

I rebelled against my liege (the king of France) to gain independence but I was captured in a battle. He stripped me of all my titles and executed me.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8828 on: May 19, 2013, 01:03:18 pm »

Was just about to clear inspection.
I decided to look for some treasure, which aggro-ed the room tyrant, who was a pyromancer.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8829 on: May 19, 2013, 03:47:13 pm »

I loaded up my pre-final boss save from a long time ago, hoping to have a quick battle just for fun. Unfortunately, I forgot how I beat Darth Malak until he had utterly destroyed me in a few hits.

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic on Xbox. Turns out my strategy went something like "Use every bonus item in your inventory all at once, then activate as many shields as you can have equipped, then have tons of medkits on standby".
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8830 on: May 19, 2013, 03:51:07 pm »

Goddamn you Sylak and your Caryatid Golems.

And your scripted fireblast.

And your scripted regeneration.

And your bazillion of HP.

And more of your damned golems. Why did I got the crystal wands if YOU AND YOUR GOLEMS ARE IMMUNE TO THEM ANYWAY!?

Arrrrrgh, and I saved at the bottom of the Spire!

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8831 on: May 19, 2013, 05:56:08 pm »

My heavy weapons guy made his first reaction shot from way across the map into the entryway of the alien sub, nailing it perfectly. It was honestly a bit miraculous, and it would have been really cool but for one vital detail.

Literally everybody else was within the blast radius of the rocket. I had specifically left him miles away from the sub just so that he wouldn't reaction fire into the door and kill everybody. I didn't know that I'd have to face him the other direction, too.

X-Com: Terror from the Deep. Here's hoping the sequel to the new XCOM will be based on TFTD, eh?
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8832 on: May 19, 2013, 07:51:47 pm »

Forgot how to fight Elecman


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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8833 on: May 19, 2013, 11:40:26 pm »

Didn't die, but failed the same mission 30 times in a row.
Typical escort mission bullshit, but the man I'm protecting seems to die way faster when I quickly deal with the guys who killed him the first 20 times.
Kicker is the guy I'm protecting dies in a cutscene just afterwards.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8834 on: May 20, 2013, 10:47:37 am »

Went on X3: Albion Prelude, since I hadn't played it in a while and wanted to check out the new update.
Just managed to escape the solar system and started some real fighting before dashing myself on another ship and instantly dying. The best thing? You can't save unless you dock somewhere, and I hadn't done that.
Now I remember why I stopped playing that game.
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