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[Puzzlemaker]

Was driving around when I noticed a man infront of me I quickly drifted away but then my car rolled and began rolling down the road which was a slope. I tried breaking the windows with my elbows with no use. So I just smashed the window with my head and I went unconscious. Later I died and respawned.

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Batman Simulator 2055

What is this?

Yes, this is not actually a game I think.

[Lightningfalcon]

I was out in the woods cutting down trees with my new stone axe when a bear attacked.  And for some reason by the time I finished cutting down the tree I was barely alive.  WHY YOU NO INTERRUPT!?

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Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead

[Remuthra]

Poor Julii and their lack of port cities.

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Rome: Total War

[Lukewarm]

The first siege I ever survived, through a liberal use of cage traps. I collect my winnings - a number of Super Mutants, who I will find some way to dispose of- and check the Units screen. What's this? A ' the thing ' administrator? No matter. I draft a few more for the militia and throw it at it. It's cutting them down as fast as I can draft dwarves. I've thrown half the fortress at it, and now it's running around hunting down the last of us. Nothing I can try manages to hurt it! I can't even find out how to get my gunners to gun. Do I have to assign quivers? It hunts down and slaughters every dwarf, leaving my fortress empty.     Darn. I'll have to go in with an adventurer.

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Dwarf Fortress: Fallout mod

[itisnotlogical]

I swear, half the guards in dataDyne Research have aimbots on Perfect Agent difficulty. Two guards can unload their submachine guns in my general direction, and every single shot will hit. Oddly enough, it seems that only specific guards in some places have this superhuman accuracy, and the rest are only slightly better than on Special Agent difficulty.

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Perfect Dark

[Akura]

Set off a trap to take down a goblin berserker. Then my stupid ass runs right into it while it's still going and takes a spiked block of wood to the face. Killed the berserker though.

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Oblivion, starter dungeon. Spent a good chunk of the weekend reinstalling, downloading and re-downloading a bunch of mods, mostly body replaces, OOO, a few... NSFW mods. Still working on getting all the old stuff as well. One of the next things to download is an alternate start/starter dungeon bypass.

[UltraValican]

I had myself a nice little camp. A sweet beard and fire to keep me warm. And I'm hinting rabits and making meatballs fast enough to not starve to death.
Evening fell gave way to night. And that's when the hounds came. The ousted me from my camp. I had no sticks so no torches. I chose the hounds over the night beast.
There was a touch stone nearby, and I revived. Without my beard. So i began to freeze to death. The hounds also ate all my food.

Where the hell are those damn Beefalos when you need em.

Don't Starve

[tryrar]

I had myself a nice little camp. A sweet beard and fire to keep me warm. And I'm hinting rabits and making meatballs fast enough to not starve to death.
Evening fell gave way to night. And that's when the hounds came. The ousted me from my camp. I had no sticks so no torches. I chose the hounds over the night beast.
There was a touch stone nearby, and I revived. Without my beard. So i began to freeze to death. The hounds also ate all my food.

Where the hell are those damn Beefalos when you need em.

Don't Starve

Awww, I had the meteor swarms all warmed up and ready to go too

[NRDL]

Giant Dingoes in the middle of the night.

DF

[UltraValican]

I had myself a nice little camp. A sweet beard and fire to keep me warm. And I'm hunting rabbits and making meatballs fast enough to not starve to death.
Evening fell and gave way to night. And that's when the hounds came. The ousted me from my camp. I had no sticks ,so no torches. I chose the hounds over the night beast.
There was a touch stone nearby, and I revived. Without my beard. So i began to freeze to death. The hounds also ate all my food.

Where the hell are those damn Beefalos when you need em.

Don't Starve

[itisnotlogical]

Maian SOS is one of those rare levels (for Perfect Dark, anyway) where it's actually more likely to be shot to death than fail your objectives on Special Agent difficulty. As far as the super-hard bonus missions go it's one of my favorites, but damn if it doesn't take skill.

This last run, I was killed from behind by a guard dual wielding golden revolvers. Just the revolvers would be a one-hit kill on any difficulty, but you start the level with half health and Elvis (the Maian, not the king of rock) has a massive head with a matching hitbox.

Perfect Dark

[Mr Space Cat]

I starved to death. At least I managed to light my log palisade on fire before I died. My campsite and the entire grove of trees I had planted around it went out in a blaze of glory with me. Suck it, game!

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Don't Starve

I would've survived longer if I hadn't decided to sleep through the night at one point. Apparently doing so left me starved, cold, and barely clinging to sanity, despite sleeping right next to a burning fire at my campsite. It was the middle of winter; I was living on trapping rabbits and my sanity dropped so low that the rabbits resembled monsters that I couldn't eat.

Bedrolls op, nerf plz.

[Akura]

Rediscovered an old PS1 game I once played a demo of. Start a new game. While still figuring out the controls, I sidestep to the right a little from the start position. Fell off a cliff and died. That has to be a record for the quickest fail ever... Dwarf Fortess notwithstanding.

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Shadow Tower, a FPRPG, similar to(and possibly made by the same people) King's Field. Scary as hell. I keep hearing voices, somewhat out of place from the rest of the game, and I'm not sure if it's a problem from decompressing the game, interference from an outside source like a cell phone, or the game is just fucking with me. It's creeping me out, even though I've played a Japanese demo of the first level.

Saw some kind of giant bat-thing hanging from the ceiling, that was shooting sound waves at me. Decided to lift my shield and charge it. Bad idea, especially at 50% HP. Ouch.

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Shadow Tower again. This game is hard. The demo I had starts you off with a shitton of gear, items, and spells. The full game? A crappy sword, that's already damaged when you start.

[Trapezohedron]

Drowned every single dwarf in an attempt to test the resurrective capabilities of the region.
Game: DF
Yes, I used transparent colors to troll ye. :P

[Silfurdreki]

I was trying to get to the only library in town (conveniently located in the very centre), to get some books to raise my skills. Then, in the park next to the library there were ~30 zombies in a group. Excellent, I thought, I can lure these into a house and toss a molotov inside to kill all of them. I began luring them, and suddenly a zombie brute appears just a few tiles away, emerging from a smoker's cloud. In the moment I though it's be a great idea to drop a garage door onto it to kill it, not realizing that doing so would leave it several turns worth of punches on me. I died by being punched a lot and feeling stupid for not just throwing a molotov at it instead.

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Cataclysm: DDA

I hate god damn wolf spiders.  EVERY one of my archers that has made it to the point where he/she is able to start building a truly detailed safehouse is killed by one.  I finally get a wood axe, and the other things I need for basic constuction, and what happens the moment I start heading out to the woods?  A wolf spider is right next to the door.

I've taken to always carrying around a bear trap for these. just set it down when they're approaching and then, when they're stuck, blast them full of arrows or bolts. Sometimes the trap even kills them outright.