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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8550 on: April 01, 2013, 08:15:10 pm »

A Queen Bee Dog barked bees at me, then it spun on it's abdomen knocking me into a wall before spinning on my corpse for awhile. 

After that I was teleported to some room where some dude with a huge mouth wanted to save me from a combination trap of 4 bombs, a platform lowering into lava filled with sharks, a lowering pendulum and crushing walls.  I didn't wanna give away my balls for a continue so I died and was taken back to a giant floating rubix cube city full of long eared techno gremlins.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8551 on: April 01, 2013, 10:51:20 pm »

Rooz could feel the effects of the poison in his system. He flung himself into a tight corridor and closed the doors behind him. Curse the adders, curse that sleeping giant mite! It had to wake up right when he was so close to stabbing it into the sweet oblivion of eversleep! And after slaying such a colossus as that ogre and its wild jackal hounds, now it ended like this. Wasting away to poison of all things.

Past corpses lay around him, stinking of rot and fungus. Too weak to move on, too fearful the slightest err might drain the last life from his flesh, Rooz collapsed amidst the unburied dead. Rooz had a fell black potion stored in his cloak, a potion that looked about as inviting to drink as tar. Still, with only a sliver of life left, it was a chance. Perhaps it was a potion of curing.

He quaffed the potion.

It was an error. His flesh began to waste away from his bones, and he was surrounded by a nasty field of horrible repulsive radiation as an unexpected mutation took effect.

A godly voice rang in his ears; the voice of Kikubaaqudgha, the god of pain and death. "You have failed me!..."

There would be no cure, only further shame and rot and pain and death.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8552 on: April 02, 2013, 12:40:06 am »

A Queen Bee Dog barked bees at me, then it spun on it's abdomen knocking me into a wall before spinning on my corpse for awhile. 

After that I was teleported to some room where some dude with a huge mouth wanted to save me from a combination trap of 4 bombs, a platform lowering into lava filled with sharks, a lowering pendulum and crushing walls.  I didn't wanna give away my balls for a continue so I died and was taken back to a giant floating rubix cube city full of long eared techno gremlins.

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Okay. Dafuq?
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8553 on: April 02, 2013, 01:38:58 am »

I just got the original X-COM.

Nuff, said. I haven't even successfully captured a UFO yet...
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8554 on: April 02, 2013, 01:54:25 am »

I just got the original X-COM.

Nuff, said. I haven't even successfully captured a UFO yet...
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8555 on: April 02, 2013, 02:19:59 am »

I love the fact you named a soldier Havel.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8556 on: April 02, 2013, 02:23:24 am »

Swordsman with a bronze scimitar.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8557 on: April 02, 2013, 02:32:18 am »

I love the fact you named a soldier Havel.
Havel is my soul mate.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8558 on: April 02, 2013, 03:28:44 am »

Everything was going fine. A ghost challenged me to a one on one duel, so I accepted the challenge and fought to defend the ship. I defeated it in a lengthy swordfight, but it simply wasn't enough. Slowed by wraiths, the ship got hit by a volley of cannonballs, and sunk into the deep abyss. We all made it ashore, but many of us...had become ghosts ourselves, cursed to wander the inns and play poker in this eerie form.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8559 on: April 02, 2013, 03:54:17 am »

Me and some other guy were messing around in a jeep, with him driving, and me riding shotgun, when suddenly we got ambushed by an AFV. Cue epic chase scene. Then suddenly we just crashed right into a street light and exploded. After that, I got an achievement for my teammate being a shitty driver.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8560 on: April 02, 2013, 04:00:29 am »

I thought I could take on a fortress by myself.  I was wrong.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8561 on: April 02, 2013, 04:08:09 am »

Crawling around with my lower spine broken in an attempt to escape the catacombs, I gave into pain. When I woke up, neither my companions nor the assailants were anywhere to be found. I got so lost so deep into the catacombs that I submitted to starvation rather than spend another minute waiting for something interesting to happen.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8562 on: April 02, 2013, 04:14:54 am »

I thought I could take on a town by myself.  Still wrong.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8563 on: April 02, 2013, 07:58:18 am »

I love the fact you named a soldier Havel.
Havel is my soul mate.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8564 on: April 02, 2013, 08:15:28 am »

Okay. Dafuq?
Queen Bee dog http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Queen_Bee_Dog

Bombs+crushers+lava+sharks+pendulum=
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Ok, so I was off on the number of bombs by 1.

Rubix cube city= http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Rata_Sum

Gremlins= http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Asura
« Last Edit: April 02, 2013, 08:34:52 am by Greiger »
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