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[Devling]

It's like decapitating yourself with a coin flip.

[Xantalos]

It's like decapitating yourself with a coin flip.

That's not how it goes at all! The coin flips upward at such a velocity that it catches under your chin and pulls your skull and spine out of your body, Predator-style.

[Devling]

The coin flip summons cthulu and he eats your soul.

[Sirus]

It's like decapitating yourself with a coin flip.

That's not how it goes at all! The coin flips upward at such a velocity that it catches under your chin and pulls your skull and spine out of your body, Predator-style.

This is how Two-Face will die in the next Batman movie.

[Xantalos]

It's like decapitating yourself with a coin flip.

That's not how it goes at all! The coin flips upward at such a velocity that it catches under your chin and pulls your skull and spine out of your body, Predator-style.

This is how Two-Face will die in the next Batman movie.

I really want to see this now.

[jester]

Running through town blazing away with my shotgun, eyeballs spinning in my head from adderal, cocaine and caffeine.  Zombies swarming from all sides I spot a truck.  I jump in and put the foot down while zombies are smashing the windows in and crank it up to 80mph running over Zs like its cool.  Turns out that is too fast to drive around town with 0 driving skill.  Plowed into a building and died.

  Cataclysm.

[EnigmaticHat]

Running between shipping containers dodging fire from balloons fitted with turrets when some plain ol' humans with guns get in my way.  I quickly fight my way through into a small office with one entrance.  I figure I'm pretty safe and start rummaging through it for supplies.  To my surprise, what burst through the door was not the cops, but a larger than life animatronic George Washington with a gatling gun.  I managed to escape that situation and found the next area was closed off from the sky, and decided to take on the guys behind me from there.  To my surprise, what rounded the corner was... a plain ol' human, who caught my shock jockey blast right in the chest.  Then George rounded the corner and my second shot ALSO hit the stupid cop.

Things descended from there.

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Bioshock infinite, played on hard difficulty reloading on deaths.  I'm undecided as to how it compares to the original, but it does have some pretty awesome stuff, such as an autosave system that doesn't throw you back hours of gameplay

[lionstar]

Despite the odds, I had managed to sneak into the enemy base and tape one of their briefcases to my back. A soldier waiting for me back at the entrance hit me in the face with a rocket, but i managed to tickle him and ran out as he was laughing. Then, as I was about to secure the briefcase i got my skull beat in by a comically large candy cane.

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Team Fortress 2, playing Heavy Mittens on a 100% crit Minefort server

[Ibid Straydrink]

At last, I managed to acquire a woodsman's axe! "Surely," I thought, "This will be a much better tool both for felling the trees and carving the logs for my cabin which stands unfinished, than this old handaxe." And so, I returned to my home, my sanctuary among the Sleeping Isles. There, I quickly set to work, aiming to finish my construction... only to find that the task had become impossible with my new tool.

"*&$&$*$&^^#*$," I said to myself with just the slightest sense of consternation. Rushing back to the village where I had acquired the axe, I attempted to trade it back, to negotiate with the man who had sold it to me- to no avail. Seeing that my endeavor was hopeless, as any honest trade must be honored among honorable men, I resigned myself to my decision, and, as an apology and a taken of my goodwill, gave the shopkeeper his axe back.

How it split his head open after I handed it back, I swear I have no idea. Alas, the rest of the village would not hear it, and promptly gouged my eyes out.

Such injustice!

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UnReal World

[Akura]

Got murderized by a boss. Kinda doesn't help that the party consists of Setzer(who, due to neglect, has a limited spell set, and a weak attack), Umaro(auto-berserk, and doesn't always hit the main part of the boss), Mog(the only one on the team with decent abilities), and Gogo(who can only copy what everyone else does). The guy is weak against thunder, but the most I've got is Thundara, and only Mog has that.

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Final Fantasy VI, the Inferno boss in Kefka's Tower. I put all the good people in the other two parties. If I had Celes or Locke in that group, he wouldn't last more than a few turns.

To my surprise, what burst through the door was not the cops, but a larger than life animatronic George Washington with a gatling gun.

Wat.

[Squanto]

-Off to fight the capra demon!
-Kills dogs easily
-gets stupid hit
-retreats upstairs to estus
-capra starts jumping attack before I can estus
-dodge to side!
-HUH*fall damage*
-YOU DIED

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Dark Souls.  I beat the game once, done a few low lvl runs past O&S, and then I die from fall damage...

[jaxy15]

Broke into apartments, stole some things, and pawned them. Bought a satan mask and wizard staff.
Got shot in the heart with a revolver because apparently wizard staffs are "weapons".

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Liberal Crime Squad

[Mephansteras]

Needed leather for books, so I went on an epic Cow Quest to find some. Got lost, wandered through towering Redwood forests, across blasted planes of cracked sand, and through dense jungles. I found cows, and slew many of them. Which decent stacks of meat and leather I slowly made my way home.

Then I stepped on a patch of what is apparently quicksand and died.

After respawning I quickly made some armor and weapons and headed off to try and get my stuff back. It was night when I found it and while most areas were fairly easy to get through my body was surrounded by a horde of zombies, skeletons, creepers, and spiders.

I slew a few of them, but was taken out by a combination of zombies from multiple sides and a skeleton.

Finally come back and take care of the rest while gathering up as much of my old stuff as I can find.

I get the giant stack of beef, but not the leather.

*sigh*

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Minecraft: Feed the Beast mod

[Sirus]

Two things happened when I fired up Half-Life 2 for some good old-nostalgic fun that I've never experienced before.

The first happened while driving along the old coast road. I was checking a two-story house when I turned a corner and the screen turned bright yellow, followed immediately by red. As I lay dieing on the floor, I notice a poison headcrab and poison zombie not three inches away. So far as I can tell, the zombie threw the headcrab at me, bringing me down to 1 HP, before immediately clawing me. Never been killed by one of them before.

The second occured in Nova Prospekt. Alyx ran ahead and got caught in the simultaneous point-blank crossfire of four Overwatch soldiers and died in about two seconds, resulting in a Game Over. I didn't even know Alyx could die 

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Half-Life 2, in case you missed it.

[Draxis]

I was making a great run, beaten Hell's Arena without using a medpack, gotten down to the Chained Court.  I had two double shotguns, the ability to reload them while dodging, four large medpacks, and tons of ammunition.  Then I made two big mistakes.  First of all, I dispatched a large group of former humans, using the single-fire mode to save ammunition,  Then, when the Arena Master and a Hell Knight showed up, I kept on using it without thinking, reducing my firepower to half.  Second, I got into that action-game mindset, and was doing things quickly on instinct instead of using plans.  As a result, when my health got low, I did not even notice it, and instead of using a medpack or one of the nearby Berserk Packs, I just kept fighting, trying to dodge the shots fast instead of thinking where they were coming form, and was smote by the Arena Master.

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