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Greenstarfanatic

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8205 on: February 18, 2013, 11:22:36 am »

I Wanna Be The Guy. All that needs to be said.
Coupled with I Wanna Be The Fangame and I Wanna Be The Boshy, and you have a week of rage. and Death. Lots and LOTS of death.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8206 on: February 18, 2013, 01:59:14 pm »

Team leader opens the door of the ship, steps out carrying his gauss pistol.
Rocket of some description flies in. Everyone is knocked unconscious by the blast and is never seen again.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8207 on: February 18, 2013, 03:27:46 pm »

Dear god, so many Cyberdisks.

First soldier hops out of the ship, rifle in hand. Cyber disk and sectoid are immediately in front of them, about five tiles away. I arm a heavy explosive and rush two steps forward before getting shot and blowing up violently. Next soldier jumps off the other side of the ramp and hides behind the landing strut.
Turn two begins, and I throw smoke grenades out the ship onto the ramp. My rocket launcher toting rookiee jumps out and blasts the cyberdisk and dies in the explosion. We finish another sectoid that was in the tight little alleyway we're in, and spread out a bit. One soldier blasts a hole in a fence revealing... Another cyberdisk+sectoid. Two heavy cannon HE shells take them down quite nicely, and we move forward.
Turn three starts with the heavy cannon soldier turning and nuking my favorite soldier from point blank range, under enemy control. So I shoot him, as I have no stun batons close enough, and move up farther. Another cyberdisk appears in another alley, and we unload on it, most of the laser pistol rounds spanging off it's armored hide. The dead rocket operator gives us a gift as my strongest fastest soldier grabs the rocket, loads it, and fires it on the cyberdisk, killing it.
Turn four begins with my Captain panicking, two more sectoids becoming visible, and me realizing I'm not even out of the hole we landed in, and it looks like someone strafed the area with howitzer fire. Smoke everywhere, half a building blasted away, dead bodies scattered about, horrified civilians fleeing before my forces into the waiting guns of predatory aliens. My CO is freaking out, the next highest rank soldier is a sergeant who is directly fighting cyberdisks with a rocket launcher (that just ran out of ammo), and all the squaddies I'd managed to save up were dead or dying.

This game is awesome.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8208 on: February 18, 2013, 05:47:47 pm »

Found an Njerpez warrior. Though I could kill him, you know, to butcher his corpse and get more food!
My first attempt at throwing a javelin at him went sideways. Missed him by a mile.
Second javelin landed on his abdomen, he sweared incoherently and fell to the ground.
Pulled out my third javelin and chucked it at him as I was charging at him.
It miseed. I pulled out my spear, tried to stab his throat, but unfortunately, he dodged and counterattacked with his lumberjack's axe.
It hit my leg, and I fell to the ground instantly.

The warrior stood up, and striked me in the chest with his axe again. It was brutal. I passed out, and he striked me some more with the axe.

that's how I kicked the bucket.

UnReal World.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8209 on: February 18, 2013, 06:42:41 pm »

Synchronized explosions. Twice.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8210 on: February 18, 2013, 07:00:57 pm »

I AGREE. A GAME WHERE YOU CAN TELEPORT INTO YOUR OWN ARROWS SOUNDS FASCINATING AND WORTH CHECKING OUT.

Tales of Maj'Eyal. A Temporal Warden with Haste, the Epoch's Curve, and a racial speed boost could probably even teleport into a stream of his own arrows.
THAT is new to me. I should probably download the new version :V
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8211 on: February 18, 2013, 07:12:06 pm »

Five-hit tag team combo.

1) Donkey Kong punched me in to the air.
2) Captain Falcon spiked me back to DK.
3) Donkey punched me back to Falcon.
4) Falcon did his Falcon Punch, throwing me quite a ways over the edge.
5) Donkey ran and jumped just in time to spike me in to the abyss, volleyball-style.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8212 on: February 18, 2013, 07:23:34 pm »

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8213 on: February 18, 2013, 07:57:39 pm »

Five-hit tag team combo.

1) Donkey Kong punched me in to the air.
2) Captain Falcon spiked me back to DK.
3) Donkey punched me back to Falcon.
4) Falcon did his Falcon Punch, throwing me quite a ways over the edge.
5) Donkey ran and jumped just in time to spike me in to the abyss, volleyball-style.

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Yeah, the AI at level 9 in a team are absolutely BRUTAL. With that test I did, I only just managed to pull off the win, had a few very near misses (pikachu is light as a feather, and only his superior recovery got me back in the game. His weird hitboxes also helped.)

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8214 on: February 18, 2013, 08:22:28 pm »

Five-hit tag team combo.

1) Donkey Kong punched me in to the air.
2) Captain Falcon spiked me back to DK.
3) Donkey punched me back to Falcon.
4) Falcon did his Falcon Punch, throwing me quite a ways over the edge.
5) Donkey ran and jumped just in time to spike me in to the abyss, volleyball-style.

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Yeah, the AI at level 9 in a team are absolutely BRUTAL. With that test I did, I only just managed to pull off the win, had a few very near misses (pikachu is light as a feather, and only his superior recovery got me back in the game. His weird hitboxes also helped.)

I've won twice since I started 1v2 matches. Once I got lucky with a Bob-Omb, and the other time I had to kick and scratch for a Heart Container and nearly lost over the stupid thing.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8215 on: February 18, 2013, 09:13:15 pm »

Was heading to a mega store to gather some supplies since all I had at my base was chips and soda. Didn't count on a massive horde being in the mall but managed to lead them through a few houses and kill 26 of them before becoming to weak to fight back. Was ambushed by a pack of wolves on my way home.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8216 on: February 19, 2013, 01:16:04 am »

After effortlessly smashing through a Shadow Lair (excluding any lag-related deaths), I decided to do a Firestorm Citadel run.

One of the people with me in the Shadow Lair came with me on this run. We didn't really get any lag.

Predictably, we got a flaming mace to the face.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8217 on: February 19, 2013, 01:51:00 am »

Tried to defeat megaman....I died at least 400 times already

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8218 on: February 19, 2013, 02:17:56 am »

My Kestrel was blown apart shortly after encountering the Rebel Flagship.
There was no possible way for me to get past it's shields with my weapons, so I tried teleporting my crew aboard to take them out personally. It didn't work.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8219 on: February 19, 2013, 03:14:50 am »

Damn Snow Beast kept hitting me 2-3 times in a row every time it knocked me down. Finally beat him after many deaths, only to find out that all my med kits and most of my ammo was gone.

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