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Goobly

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8190 on: February 17, 2013, 04:35:25 pm »
A Predator blew me up with his newfangled shoulder cannon thingymajiggy.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8191 on: February 17, 2013, 05:32:22 pm »
Quote from: Goobly on February 17, 2013, 04:35:25 pm
A Predator blew me up with his newfangled shoulder cannon thingymajiggy.
"Mr Scientist, I thought you said that meteor storm was going to miss us!"
"It was, Mr President..."
"So why is it coming down to kill us all?!"
"Someone forgot to post the name of his game..."
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8192 on: February 17, 2013, 05:34:08 pm »
Quote from: Tarran on February 17, 2013, 05:32:22 pm
Quote from: Goobly on February 17, 2013, 04:35:25 pm
A Predator blew me up with his newfangled shoulder cannon thingymajiggy.
"Mr Scientist, I thought you said that meteor storm was going to miss us!"
"It was, Mr President..."
"So why is it coming down to kill us all?!"
"Someone forgot to post the name of his game..."
"Forgot, Mr Scientist? Or CHOSE NOT TO?!"
*dun-dun-DUUUUUN*
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8193 on: February 17, 2013, 06:22:49 pm »
Quote from: Rolan7 on February 17, 2013, 02:42:13 pm
Quote from: Korbac on February 17, 2013, 01:06:51 pm
(This game doesn't actually exist. I just wanted to get you typing 'TELL ME WHAT IT IS PLS')

I've been tempted to do the same thing many times this thread.  You monster!  You stole my unfunny gag!

Give it 10 pages, then try again. XD
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8194 on: February 17, 2013, 06:25:57 pm »
Quote from: Goobly on February 17, 2013, 04:35:25 pm
A Predator blew me up with his newfangled shoulder cannon thingymajiggy.

Everyone get Bruce Willis!
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8195 on: February 17, 2013, 06:37:00 pm »
Quote from: Mr Space Cat on February 17, 2013, 01:00:45 pm
I AGREE. A GAME WHERE YOU CAN TELEPORT INTO YOUR OWN ARROWS SOUNDS FASCINATING AND WORTH CHECKING OUT.

Tales of Maj'Eyal. A Temporal Warden with Haste, the Epoch's Curve, and a racial speed boost could probably even teleport into a stream of his own arrows.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8196 on: February 17, 2013, 09:16:52 pm »
Sorry guys. xD Game was Alien vs Predator 2.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8197 on: February 17, 2013, 10:20:12 pm »
Quote from: Encased in burning magma on February 17, 2013, 06:37:00 pm
Quote from: Mr Space Cat on February 17, 2013, 01:00:45 pm
I AGREE. A GAME WHERE YOU CAN TELEPORT INTO YOUR OWN ARROWS SOUNDS FASCINATING AND WORTH CHECKING OUT.
Tales of Maj'Eyal. A Temporal Warden with Haste, the Epoch's Curve, and a racial speed boost could probably even teleport into a stream of his own arrows.
Thanks. The fact it's got middle-eastern fantasy influences makes this seem even more neat, although I must admit the lack of ascii graphics actually leaves me a bit disappointed. Downloading it now.

Not even Nethack can have you teleport into your own arrows and die. That's an achievement right there.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8198 on: February 17, 2013, 11:21:09 pm »
Oh man, I've got a terror mission in Ipoh? Ballin, i'll just

OH FUCK IT'S AN OBVIOUS AMBUSH I JUST LOST ALL MY RIFLEMEN

At least I have my grena- FUUUUUUUU

Spoiler: TOTAL PARTY KILL, MOTHERFUCKER (click to show/hide)

No biggie, I'll just restart. Everybody into the parking tower! Good, only one casulty. Now to stack up on this staircase and

OH FUCK NOT A FUCKING ORTNOK THAT I'VE KILLED THOUSANDS OF BUT SOMEHOW HE KILLS FOUR OF MY MEN

Oh well at least I still have my Jugg-

NO DON'T PANIC YOU COCKBAGS

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« Last Edit: February 18, 2013, 10:22:58 am by ggamer »
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8199 on: February 18, 2013, 01:41:00 am »
One standard CPU opponent set at level 9 isn't much of a challenge. Sure, it could hold it's own against a moderate player, but I've been playing long enough to be pretty damn good at 1v1.

Get two of them together in a 1v2 match? Especially fast ones, like Fox and Pikachu? Expect to be owned in about 30 seconds.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8200 on: February 18, 2013, 01:41:58 am »
Quote from: itisnotlogical on February 18, 2013, 01:41:00 am
One standard CPU opponent set at level 9 isn't much of a challenge. Sure, it could hold it's own against a moderate player, but I've been playing long enough to be pretty damn good at 1v1.

Get two of them together in a 1v2 match? Especially fast ones, like Fox and Pikachu? Expect to be owned in about 30 seconds.

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Lemme try that.

Test: Yoshi vs lv 9 Pikachu and lv 9 Fox

Results:
Yoshi knocked out after two minutes on 227%
Fox survived on 57%
Pikachu survived on 68%

Blimey.

Test: Pikachu vs Lv 9 Yoshi and Lv 9 Donkey Kong

Results: Yoshi knocked out at 177%. Donkey Kong at 203. Pikachu narrowly survived on 155%.
« Last Edit: February 18, 2013, 02:01:18 am by Reudh »
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8201 on: February 18, 2013, 01:48:42 am »
DsFi. Hallway full of Orc Priests chased me down a flight of stairs, into the waiting maw of a crocodile.

Crawl.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8202 on: February 18, 2013, 09:04:56 am »
Standard battle in Malinovka. I was in my Luchs and decide to half-court scout the center no-man's-land. Spotted an M4 on the other side, so I angled a bit so I'd be a little further away from him. 2 seconds later BOOM he hits me with the 105 derp and 1-shots me(even he was surprised he hit!). Gotta give that guy props for making that shot, the shell travel time on howitzers is pretty damn slow(and that's if the shell even travels where you're wanting it to!)

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No. I suppose there are similarities, but I'm fairly certain angry birds doesn't let me charge into a battalion of knights with a car made of circular saws.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8203 on: February 18, 2013, 09:11:59 am »
My character walked... through an open window... from (almost) the top of a tall building. Every bone in his body disliked what happened next.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8204 on: February 18, 2013, 09:13:23 am »
I Wanna Be The Guy. All that needs to be said.
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