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MaximumZero

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7980 on: January 25, 2013, 12:49:57 am »
Spent my life as a slightly geeky and eccentric, but very socially savvy and physically active lothario. Never married, no kids. Worked as a law firm assistant as a teenager, and then went to college for business. Became entrepreneur right out of college and went on to be wildly successful, winding up a millionaire. Spent his years flirting, making obscene amounts of money in bonuses, taking vacations from work, and then retired to a bonus package of a quarter mil. Puttered around on a motorcycle in his old age, and was a known philanthropist. Passed away from natural causes due to old age.

Alter Ego.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7981 on: January 25, 2013, 01:29:55 am »
I typically never rage. I might get frustrated and stop playing for a week, but I never really rage. Nothing makes me rage quicker or harder than the water levels in SMB3. Nintendo, I love you, but you really got to quit with the crappy water levels.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7982 on: January 25, 2013, 02:11:33 am »
With a minute left on the game timer, my team of knights made a valiant last charge. And, for a brief moment, it looked like we might finally break through the defender's ranks and destroy their gate.

Then our catapult operator lobs a rock right into the middle of the melee, wiping us out with a triple-TKO. The map timer runs out before we can get our momentum back.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7983 on: January 25, 2013, 02:31:09 am »
Not particularly a death, but close enough to it. In Detroit, I blew hundreds of thousands of dollars on making a new engine. But apparently, a team of 280 scientists can't make an engine better than 770CC one in two years, hence they made me go bankrupt because of my car's outdated technology.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7984 on: January 25, 2013, 09:09:16 am »
Damn it, stop popping out for no-where you got dam Russian ninjas!

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7985 on: January 25, 2013, 09:52:00 am »
An enemy helicopter blew mine up just as I was adding it to my garage. Damn it.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7986 on: January 25, 2013, 11:03:32 am »
The dungeon was pitch black. My light spells weren't worth crap for the most part. And I couldn't fight and hold a torch at the same time.

And I was being chased by ghouls who were faster than me while I was running to an area with light.

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Quote from: MaximumZero on January 25, 2013, 12:49:57 am
Spent my life as a slightly geeky and eccentric, but very socially savvy and physically active lothario. Never married, no kids. Worked as a law firm assistant as a teenager, and then went to college for business. Became entrepreneur right out of college and went on to be wildly successful, winding up a millionaire. Spent his years flirting, making obscene amounts of money in bonuses, taking vacations from work, and then retired to a bonus package of a quarter mil. Puttered around on a motorcycle in his old age, and was a known philanthropist. Passed away from natural causes due to old age.

Alter Ego.

Scarily, the first few sentences made me think of Vector morphing into Truean.

...I think I might need to bleach my brain a bit.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7987 on: January 25, 2013, 01:05:49 pm »
Decided to try Masterwork for the first time.

Almost immediately, strange stuff began happening. Half of the map rained vile filth (expected from an evil biome), and half of the map snowed rock (somewhat less expected from a good one).

Then a miner started staring at the shifting rock. He got freed from it, producing some kind of sentient bone from the same dwarf that was friendly. The dwarf was missing no part of his body.

Then several rockwraiths popped out and everybody died.


Probably my fastest fort loss ever.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7988 on: January 25, 2013, 02:09:05 pm »
I just, what, the fucking, AAAAGGGGHHHHH FUUUUCK! FUCK YOU BALLOS!

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7989 on: January 25, 2013, 02:10:47 pm »
Goddammit, why did the door to the Black Market have to be at the bottom of a piranha-and-giant-version-of infested lake?
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7990 on: January 25, 2013, 03:48:50 pm »
I just got my fourth game-over in a row on level 3-8 of SMB3.

I think I can see why the most valuable items are the ones allowing you to skip large portions of the game.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7991 on: January 25, 2013, 04:16:28 pm »
It is official now. The wildlife in Cataclysm hates me. The spiders (black widows), especially.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7992 on: January 25, 2013, 08:52:15 pm »
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I just, what, the fucking, AAAAGGGGHHHHH FUUUUCK! FUCK YOU BALLOS!

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Yeah I used a memory editor to get through that.  Oddly, I tried again shortly after and it was *relatively* easy, if I ground cherubs for health pickups...

My friends all think I'm good at platformers but actually I just enjoy them, I'm kinda rubbish  :-\
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7993 on: January 25, 2013, 09:12:19 pm »
Quote from: Rolan7 on January 25, 2013, 08:52:15 pm
Quote from: ggamer on January 25, 2013, 02:09:05 pm
I just, what, the fucking, AAAAGGGGHHHHH FUUUUCK! FUCK YOU BALLOS!

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Yeah I used a memory editor to get through that.  Oddly, I tried again shortly after and it was *relatively* easy, if I ground cherubs for health pickups...

My friends all think I'm good at platformers but actually I just enjoy them, I'm kinda rubbish  :-\

It becomes much easier once you learn the timing. Even after having done the Sacred Grounds a few times, I still lose 10 - 20 hp on the second floor. Protip: The two hearts that appear in the third floor respawn when you leave. Two of the three thwomp enemies are hiding hearts. Nearly every angeldemonthing is hiding a heart if it's stationary.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7994 on: January 25, 2013, 10:38:28 pm »
Lethal Lava Land. Bully the Bullies. Nuff said.

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