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[ComputerWarrior]

There was once a pianist, who played such good music that a blind kid kicking walls to create sound could do better. Hence, he was impoverished and badly needed the money to survive. So he had sex with a drunk lady in the pub and it was so good that it made her go insane.

Which caused the pianist to feel that this could be his new profession. As he went to buy some food for himself from a cook to sate his starving stomach, he heard a shout just before two arrows pierced his body making him fall to the ground. The last thing he saw was a guard, before he finally passed away. Apparently, having sex is a crime punishable by death.

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Elona. I died one too many times whilst playing the piano. Also, the audience in the Pub is evil.

[NRDL]

What the hell is that game even about...

[ComputerWarrior]

What the hell is that game even about...

Elona? Honestly, I don't know. The game has created a lot of confusion for me with its (Fun) weirdness, be it good or bad. For example, in a latter play I charged a bunch of wild animals in combat whilst riding the little girl that was my follower.

It is up to you to determine what exactly "riding" means in this case.

[hops]

Ever heard much of people who actually succeeded at taking on the whole fucking Cathedral of Attnam and managing not to get blown to smithereens by the kamikaze dwarves?

Me neither.

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Iter Vehemens Ad Necem

[Akura]

Dogfighting with a few psychotic "pirates" around a space station in a fog where visibility was only 1km or so. Killed one, then noticed two more off in the distance die to something. Not sure what. Might have been my drunken wingman, but I'm not sure. I never ordered him off my wing.

Started tangling with the last one, though. He got one or two hits in, but I took him out. Then I realized(too late) what happened. Bastard lured me into range of several gun batteries the size of my ship. The station, for it's part, waited until several of them had a good bead on me before firing.

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Tachyon: The Fringe.

Ever heard much of people who actually succeeded at taking on the whole fucking Cathedral of Attnam and managing not to get blown to smithereens by the kamikaze dwarves?

Me neither.

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Iter Vehemens Ad Necem

Depends. On wizard mode or not? Because in wizard mode I just summon a crapload of kamikaze dwarves of another religion, and teleport away(and maybe a wand of fireballs to start the party). It takes days before the smoke clears and it stops raining blood.

[Jacob/Lee]

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Elona. I died one too many times whilst playing the piano. Also, the audience in the Pub is evil.

Yeah, the pubs usually have a high-level character or two who will one-shot you with a rock. In Vernis, there's the guards and that dungeon cleaner thing I think. There might be one or two others, but aside from that there's the peasants who are easy to play for. The early days of my pianist usually involved me sitting in the corner of Vernis playing for the odd miner or farmer who walked by...

[Jack_Bread]

Some sort of creature coming at me. No ammo at all. I resolve to slow him down and punch him to death. It worked! Well... after a few tries, but still.
I pressed on after that, backtracking after having made some progress. Then there were TWO creatures. My plasma cutter only managed to get a leg off as they approached me. I was quickly dismembered.

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Dead Space

[itisnotlogical]

The Omega Pirate may be the cheapest boss I've seen since the Sith Infiltrator from Star Wars: Starfighter. I have no idea what the rules for this fight are. I can't tell when it's possible to hit him, my lock-on keeps switching targets, and his melee attack has a HUGE damage area. It's just a waiting game until I run out of health.

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Metroid Prime. If the gunship said it detected a "mobile Phazon source", then why is he in stasis when you find him...?

[Thexor]

I'm happily running through the Underground Jungle. Armed with full adamantine armour, Excalibur, Wings, and basically all the other awesome Hard Mode kit, I was feeling pretty invincible.

Then I touch a block at apparently the wrong angle, and instantly explode. (The game literally reported that I gibbed myself with my own explosives, despite not carrying any bombs.) While over a lava pit. On Medium-core difficulty, meaning I dropped all my loot. And even the magma-proof stuff is too far away from base for me to recover. GAH.

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Terraria.

[Mageziya]

The Omega Pirate may be the cheapest boss I've seen since the Sith Infiltrator from Star Wars: Starfighter. I have no idea what the rules for this fight are. I can't tell when it's possible to hit him, my lock-on keeps switching targets, and his melee attack has a HUGE damage area. It's just a waiting game until I run out of health.

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Metroid Prime. If the gunship said it detected a "mobile Phazon source", then why is he in stasis when you find him...?

First, you need to shoot the Phazon armor on his body off, Plasma beam works best for this. The reason your lock on switching is that there are, if I recall correctly, 4 pieces of armor to shoot off. One on each limb.

Then after that, he proceeds to turn invisibile and send Beam Pirates after you. (Whilst uttering a sound that sounds like, "Finish her.") Interesting note: The beam pirates will always be melee or ranged, never both.

Eventually, he will appear over a puddle of Phazon, still invisible, rebuilding his armor. (And if he's hurt, healing himself.) What you want to do is attack him, with X-ray visor on (He can only be damaged with X-ray visor active, no other way, this is a notable problem for low % playthroughs.), preferably with the Ice Spreader (Ice beam combo, does twice the damage of super missile.), if you don't have the ice spreader, use Super missiles, if you're out of missiles, use Plasma beam.

Then he'll become visible again, with his armor, and it's rinse repeat from there.

Also, my avatar says hi.

[UltraValican]

My Pigeoto and Bayleef got roofied and iced by a fucking Smoochum

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Expert Emerald Nuzlocke

[Trapezohedron]

Note to self: Don't go salvaging for ships and astronauts in areas where a motherfucking battle is currently taking place. A stray anti-capital ship missile could hit your posterior and kiss your progress goodbye.

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X3: AP, with mods (salvaging command suite)

[ComputerWarrior]

Having engaged in an intense fight with the leader of a religious group that worshiped the undead, I finally managed to kill all of its thirty-something minions and dodge most of 'holes' he made appear under me. As soon as I was about to slay him with my shotgun of AWESOMENESS, I immediately died in an explosion.

Then I remembered, I planted some mines on the ground early in the battle. Argh, twenty minutes of fighting and 'ammo reserving' for nothing.

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Kabus 22.

[Parsely]

Went critical when my torso, already a tattered mess from taking so many clean hits from an autocannon, was nailed by a gauss rifle slug.

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MechWarrior (1989)

First time playing the original XCOM and my first objective is a Terror Mission (FUUUUUUU-). So we land, and I take my first steps out into the world. It took me about 20 minutes to figure out the controls, then I got into the groove of the game and wiped them out with two casualties. Then I shot down a small UFO and experienced a total party wipe. Good times!

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X-COM: Terror From the Deep

[ComputerWarrior]

Apparently, bees don't like me.

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Cataclysm DDA.