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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7905 on: January 16, 2013, 11:08:45 am »
Shot in the eyes by an angry woman with an uzi. Then I fell into a pit, and died. I guess I should have waited before picking my knife back up.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7906 on: January 16, 2013, 01:29:18 pm »
Mauled by a tiger.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7907 on: January 16, 2013, 07:38:13 pm »
While driving through the outskirts of a forest to avoid a minefield in the road I came across a wall of large trees.  Pretty sure that my car could not plow through the trees at the speeds I could manage in that little space I decided to drive through the last corner of the minefield, figuring I would hit a mine, but they haven't been able to significantly hurt me when I did accidentally hit one, earlier in this character's career, so I figured it would be fine.

And then my trike managed to hit 3 mines, one with each wheel IN THE SAME TURN.  I did not survive, in my game over screen, my car appears undamaged.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7908 on: January 16, 2013, 08:28:06 pm »
Some facts about turrets in Perfect Dark:

1. Turrets can see farther than you
2. Turrets lie in wait where you least expect them
3. Turrets can shoot much faster than your fastest weapon
4. Turrets have no pity or remorse
5. They are watching you.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7909 on: January 17, 2013, 03:45:11 am »
After getting a 2 million dollar fortune, I died because I smoked too many cigarettes. Stupid liver, why did you have to realistically fail on me before I could even get an SUV?

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7910 on: January 17, 2013, 07:52:40 am »
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Oh boy, this game is damn tough. God help you if you're in a one-room, you know, room, when the thing appears.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7911 on: January 17, 2013, 08:45:07 am »
Quote from: 612DwarfAvenue on January 17, 2013, 07:52:40 am
Quote from: The Darkling Wolf on January 14, 2013, 09:08:56 am
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Oh boy, this game is damn tough. God help you if you're in a one-room, you know, room, when the thing appears.
What is that thing, out of curiosity?
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7912 on: January 17, 2013, 08:50:20 am »
Quote from: Tarran on January 17, 2013, 08:45:07 am
Quote from: 612DwarfAvenue on January 17, 2013, 07:52:40 am
Quote from: The Darkling Wolf on January 14, 2013, 09:08:56 am
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Oh boy, this game is damn tough. God help you if you're in a one-room, you know, room, when the thing appears.
What is that thing, out of curiosity?
Roguelike Amnesia Monster. Yes, you can stuff it into a PC and use it as RAM.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7913 on: January 17, 2013, 11:09:41 am »
I figured how to win it, finally. Damn thing is pretty scary for a roguelike.  Scariest moment in the game?  [spoilered] and when you wake up next to the murder the first time.

My death:  Hmmm, do you think itll matter If I skimp out on the three mountain peaks in favor of three workable tiles?  I only lose one tile. . .  Bam!  the only bronze or iron anyfukkinwhere.  Wang Kon smells weakness, I swear.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7914 on: January 17, 2013, 04:00:47 pm »
Pissed off a giant. Was having trouble killing it, because I lacked high places to shout it off of. Decided to leap over a waterfall to escape it. Failed to miss the rocks at the bottom. >_<

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7915 on: January 17, 2013, 08:04:11 pm »
Quote from: Vorthon on January 17, 2013, 04:00:47 pm
Pissed off a giant. Was having trouble killing it, because I lacked high places to shout it off of. Decided to leap over a waterfall to escape it. Failed to miss the rocks at the bottom. >_<

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Don't you die anyways even if you hit water?
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7916 on: January 17, 2013, 08:06:38 pm »
Nope.

Hell, there's a couple (optional) portions of the game where you can make leaps that would otherwise kill you, and survive because you land in water deep enough to swim in.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7917 on: January 17, 2013, 08:24:30 pm »
After reclaiming my lofty driftwood seat with "King of Ireland" scratched into it a *second* time from my *other* sister, I got sick and received the trait "ill" and caught pneumonia. I died half a year later at 42. Good thing I executed my sister in jail so I earned my title of Dublin back, which I've poured thousands of gold in the form of building upgrades into.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7918 on: January 18, 2013, 01:25:18 am »
Well the rest of the bosses where kinda easy so I'm sure he won't be all that ba- WHY ARE NONE OF MY ATTACKS HURTING YOU!
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7919 on: January 18, 2013, 04:30:38 am »
Well was playing on Fjords in my churchie and me an an IS went to block the southwest path...when several tanks leaked through the center. So we are firing at a couple lights and a td(I think it was either a hellcat or a t25/2) when a few mediums come up from the area we were originally gonna block and maul me

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