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Greiger

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7830 on: January 03, 2013, 06:44:05 pm »
There's always a bigger guy.  Shame this time the bigger guy was a supermutant zombie.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7831 on: January 03, 2013, 08:36:44 pm »
Motherfucking wolves and zombies started working together

RIP Otis the hunter

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7832 on: January 03, 2013, 09:04:18 pm »
Quote from: varnish on January 03, 2013, 02:00:04 pm
My eyes were ordered gouged out by the king of Sparta. Died of illness shortly afterwards. That's the last time I help my allies out in a war.

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That's it,dammit,I'm buying this game!  :P
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7833 on: January 04, 2013, 03:23:55 am »
Quote from: Kaiserr on January 03, 2013, 09:04:18 pm
Quote from: varnish on January 03, 2013, 02:00:04 pm
My eyes were ordered gouged out by the king of Sparta. Died of illness shortly afterwards. That's the last time I help my allies out in a war.

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That's it,dammit,I'm buying this game!  :P

Proud of you :')

Anyway. I tried to assasinate the heir to the Throne of Ireland fifteen seperate times over twelve years. The lad was gravely wounded five times - one of these cost him his eye - but he survived, and I died of old age days after half my vassals started rebelling. The kingdom I built passed on to the family of my third wife.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7834 on: January 04, 2013, 05:04:25 am »
What. Did you marry matrilineally or something?
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7835 on: January 04, 2013, 05:30:42 am »
Yeah, it was proposed by some other guy, didn't notice the "matrilineally" in the announcement :(
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7836 on: January 04, 2013, 12:38:55 pm »
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I tried to plant C4 on the back of an enemy guard for lulz, completely oblivious to all security cameras in the area.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7837 on: January 04, 2013, 05:09:03 pm »
I was looking for secret areas in which to rescue more mudokons, and in doing so I found an immobile guard. He stood still, staring off in the same direction. Jokingly, I stood behind him, crouching repeatedly, and yelling at him. He then turned around, yelled "Freeze!" and shot me dead. I was not amused.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7838 on: January 05, 2013, 12:53:12 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on January 05, 2013, 11:47:48 am
Not so much die as suffer a failure.

Shakturi come along, 'We are peaceful!' (yeah, right) I decide to attack them, my military was 8 times more powerful than theirs.

They repelled about half of my fleet and all of my invading ground troops. I sued for peace.

Building up my fleet. They appear to have reached a maximum on their fleet size.

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I blew them up with a planetbuster the last time I saw them in my game. There was still an epic fight beforehand with me losing mid-late game capital ship in droves though.

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I turned my entire squadron right into some Japanese torpedoes and got to find out how much resistance Cleveland and Omaha-class light cruisers have against them. Complacency kills.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7839 on: January 05, 2013, 01:16:08 pm »
For a minute I thought you turned your fleet into Japanese torpedoes in the sense that the Japanese Air Force was "torpedoes" in WWII.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7840 on: January 05, 2013, 01:29:39 pm »
Quote from: RedWarrior0 on January 05, 2013, 01:16:08 pm
For a minute I thought you turned your fleet into Japanese torpedoes in the sense that the Japanese Air Force was "torpedoes" in WWII.
...Wut.

Anyway, the stingy bit is that these torpedoes was on my bow, and would very likely have missed had I not ordered that maneuver. Those Long Lances are dangerous.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7841 on: January 05, 2013, 02:04:40 pm »
I was thinking your fleet was aircraft or small spacecraft or something. And you used them to "torpedo" enemy ships by running into them at high speeds carrying large quantities of explosives/fuel.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7842 on: January 05, 2013, 05:45:41 pm »
k_____ze.  is there a taboo on that word? 

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7843 on: January 05, 2013, 08:42:50 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on January 05, 2013, 07:23:03 pm
Quote from: JWNoctis on January 05, 2013, 12:53:12 pm
Quote from: greatorder on January 05, 2013, 11:47:48 am
Not so much die as suffer a failure.

Shakturi come along, 'We are peaceful!' (yeah, right) I decide to attack them, my military was 8 times more powerful than theirs.

They repelled about half of my fleet and all of my invading ground troops. I sued for peace.

Building up my fleet. They appear to have reached a maximum on their fleet size.

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I blew them up with a planetbuster the last time I saw them in my game. There was still an epic fight beforehand with me losing mid-late game capital ship in droves though.

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I turned my entire squadron right into some Japanese torpedoes and got to find out how much resistance Cleveland and Omaha-class light cruisers have against them. Complacency kills.

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I'd have grabbed the world destroyer, but there was only one, and another empire had started work on it.

Well, if that empire is friendly, and the World Destroyer is in an unaligned system or you have military access from them, you can post your fleet nearby and they may automatically takeover that death star once it finishes.

I know that because I had that happen to me once, but that's with the original DW at version 1.04 years ago, and things might have changed since then.

Quote from: RedWarrior0 on January 05, 2013, 02:04:40 pm
I was thinking your fleet was aircraft or small spacecraft or something. And you used them to "torpedo" enemy ships by running into them at high speeds carrying large quantities of explosives/fuel.

I should have used another word like flotilla or steer or something. My bad. :P
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7844 on: January 06, 2013, 05:02:26 am »
I HATE YOU ARISTOCRATS WHY DO YOU KEEP FREEZING AND ELECTROCUTING ME

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