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Greiger

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7635 on: December 16, 2012, 01:35:48 am »

Finally got my 30 dragon scales.  Yea I'm a dragon now punks!  Come at me bros!
*arrow to face, lose half my health*
Auugh! There is no armor! It's like I'm running aroud in my skivvies!

And then I died, repeatedly, to getting used to having the armor rating of a baked potato.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7636 on: December 16, 2012, 03:58:52 am »

Finally got my 30 dragon scales.  Yea I'm a dragon now punks!  Come at me bros!
*arrow to face, lose half my health*
Auugh! There is no armor! It's like I'm running aroud in my skivvies!

And then I died, repeatedly, to getting used to having the armor rating of a baked potato.

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I think I'm getting better though.

Walked into a room to find what appeared to be a single Hollow Knight. Nope, hidden in the alcoves of Undeadburg or whatever it was called was three more Hollow Knights, who stunlocked me into submission.

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Additionally, a massive curbstomp battle happened. Scarmiglione cast Gas on the entire party, silencing, blinding, poisoning them, after already using Cursed Elegy and slowing the entire party. From there, Tellah was oneshot (280hp. Scarmy dealt ~300 with one swipe). Palam Bluffed to boost his INT 2x, then got a Fira off before being oneshot too. Even after Porom's cry halved Scarmy's defense, Cecil's weapon was near useless.

Cecil went down two turns later from a countered Thunder, and a melee attack. Porom was in the process of casting Raise when she too went down.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7637 on: December 16, 2012, 04:00:32 am »

Should've had the foresight to wait until the Flagship had released it's drone wave before activating cloak.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7638 on: December 16, 2012, 01:26:55 pm »

I was fighting a losing battle. I had enough money to buy a plane. Hopefully, it would help me take back what I needed. I forgot to buy it as an empty plane. Oh well, the AI dude in it may be of assistance. I ordered him to fly to a town. He quickly took off, only to curve around a few minutes after flying, do a damn nose dive, and crash into me, killing us both.

ArmA 2. I never recall the AI being so silly.

I think they recently made improvements to the AI. With the beefed up AI plus Zeus AI and ASR AI, you can get some really smart NPC's.

Try them out if you think the NPCs are too stupid.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7639 on: December 16, 2012, 01:32:14 pm »

My spacestation had an unexpected athmospherical reentry.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7640 on: December 16, 2012, 07:47:35 pm »

Tanks. Lots o' tanks.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7641 on: December 16, 2012, 09:08:24 pm »

Low on health, out of fuel, and shooting at an enemy ship with no shield and 1 health, which was completely at my mercy. I thought, hey, maybe killing their crew with the Bio beam might increase the chances of fuel? And heck, if I take any more damage I can just kill them instantly.

I got hit by a 1HP missile and as it turned out I only had 1 health left... Uh, yeah. Completely my fault there, rather than the TrollNG.

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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7642 on: December 16, 2012, 11:13:25 pm »

After an intense shootout with the green gangsters (don't recall their name), I had finally secured the area, killing only one civillian. I think I'll go across the streSPLAT.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7643 on: December 16, 2012, 11:39:14 pm »

After an intense shootout with the green gangsters (don't recall their name), I had finally secured the area, killing only one civillian. I think I'll go across the streSPLAT.

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* Civilian dies.
* Ambulance arrives to retrieve dead civilian.
* 26 more civilians die due to ambulance.
* 26 more ambulances arrive.
* ????
* NPC massacre.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7644 on: December 17, 2012, 07:17:24 am »

Nah, you're thinking of the police.

Police start chasing you.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7645 on: December 17, 2012, 08:04:29 am »

Like the feds in GTA3?  Funniest thing ever to see the kamikaze alphabet soup smash into your (legitly stolen) tank. . . until they actually manage to blow it up.    Fuuuuu-

Anywho, Hey Mister Shopkeeper, I'm glad to see you have this nice jetpack, spike boots, pitcher's mitt, and 12 bombpack.  You see what I got?  Almost no money, because Kali the RNG hates this incarnation of me.  I'll take your mitt.  Hang on, I got a rock to show you!
--tttthhhu-splat!  Thump thump thump th-BOOM!

And that's how I learned that   shopkeeper > pitcher's mitt.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7646 on: December 17, 2012, 12:32:33 pm »

Natural death. Rest in peace, Sultan al-Mustansir I. Your grandson, Sultan al-Mustansir II is already fighting a civil war to keep the throne.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7647 on: December 17, 2012, 02:45:40 pm »

Use Solaire to distract the Gargoyle while you heal, my ass. That's my tenth death in a row.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7648 on: December 17, 2012, 03:44:04 pm »

seperate the gargoyles and duke it out with one while solaire keeps the other one busy. just try to move them to opposite ends of the roof
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7649 on: December 17, 2012, 09:33:07 pm »

The stupid gravity boss in Area C. Time to play something insultingly easy for a few months while I'm irritated at Shatterhand...
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