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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7590 on: December 11, 2012, 12:07:16 am »

Tabitha, my Protector, died at the hands of a Kuyutha that then decided to wail on Valerie, my Landsknecht, and take her out too. That was the first Warp Wire I had to use in this game, but only after Jeanne, my Survivalist, managed to take out that damnable bull on steroids.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7591 on: December 11, 2012, 12:10:01 am »

Young Ivory on the first level of Red Rock impaled me and I bled out. Woooo -1270 score.

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I then encountered one on the second level while sliding on slime in another attempt. Also resulting in my death.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7592 on: December 11, 2012, 02:08:56 am »

Fucking Terror missions. Goddamn. Motherfucking aliens with damnable sonic pulsers and frikking Deep Ones throwing frakking electricity and MOTHERFUCKING ALIENS. GRAAAAAAAAAGH.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7593 on: December 11, 2012, 03:57:14 pm »

Amana, my Dunmer Mage and one of my video game brides, was chopped up into little pieces by a Skeleton wielding a Nordic Battle Axe in the middle of the night inside the Andrano Ancestral Tomb. I think this validates her claims of nyctophobia more than anything else right now.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7594 on: December 11, 2012, 07:18:22 pm »

Goddamn Chozo Ghosts. They're like freakin' bats or spiders, but actually hard.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7595 on: December 11, 2012, 11:56:47 pm »

My computer died and my crappy replacement laptop lags playing FTL.  Yeah, that FTL.  The pixelated one that's basically a rougelike.  Seriously, I got so tired of my limited selection of games that I tried to play FTL even with the slowdown, and it took me two hours to get halfway through sector 5.  On the bright side, the vital mission of the Kestrel class ship "Slow Motion" is going extremely well.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7596 on: December 12, 2012, 12:01:21 am »

Damn, dude. How old/crappy is that laptop?
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7597 on: December 12, 2012, 12:16:21 am »

Damn, dude. How old/crappy is that laptop?

I don't really know how old it is, as it was originally my dad's computer that he stopped using when he bought a better one.  But I went in system properties and it says the version of windows was copyrighted 2009, and my dad works in IT and tends to stay on top of tech trends.  So I'd say ~3 years.

As for how crappy it is... well, it runs microsoft office, it runs rougelikes, it can connect to the internet and watch videos.  If it has any other features, I haven't found them.  It's not exactly a gaming rig, lets put it that way.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7598 on: December 12, 2012, 10:26:35 am »

My laptop overheats playing FTL unless I set the CPU to power-saving mode, in which case the game runs smoothly with no heat-up.  I think it grabs more CPU than it needs somehow.  If your laptop has a single core then I could see that causing lag as it tug-of-wars with other programs.  Maybe setting the process priority in the task manager would somehow help.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7599 on: December 12, 2012, 10:34:00 am »

Friend trolling by zooming in with his staff so I fall off the ledge.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7600 on: December 12, 2012, 11:09:14 am »

Minecraft spawned me in the stone.  in the stone?  WTF, mate?
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7601 on: December 12, 2012, 11:11:56 am »

Failed a jump and fell far below.  Barely managed to survive with a sliver of health, but the two giant skeletons in the darkness near where I landed were not happy with the intrusion and smited me before I got my shield up.

Got into a dragonbreath duel with a drake while trying to farm scales to advance my dragon covenant rank.  Managed a bit of damage with my breath and got my shield up with some endurance left to block the last few ticks of the drake's lightning breath. But unfortunately the breath hitting my shield caused just enough knockback to push me off the bridge we were fighting on.  If I would have kept my shield down and took the damage I would have lived.  Damn gaming instincts.

Got eaten by a treasure chest.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7602 on: December 12, 2012, 07:12:47 pm »

I thought hundreds of T-34's could take on Saudi Arabia. Iraq did not live to see another year. One mounted infantry drove around blowing up tanks while taking little to no damage. Then took over my country. Damn soviet tanks.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7603 on: December 13, 2012, 06:32:17 am »

After withholding tech and forcibly being pacifist, (pressurising other nations with superior culture output, only having units within cities to fortify them) the nation of Anforn was declared war upon by Alexander the Great.

After a disastrous war, where I managed to push them back from my borders, and take the fight to Greece, I lost unit after unit, continually losing battles with 65-75% odds to win. We're talking Cavalry vs Longbowman in town with no fortifications. Eventually, after his second to last troop was destroyed, Alexander sued for peace; I had no opportunity but to agree because the war was very costly, and my civics weren't exactly set up for war.

Moments later, after I'd demilitarised my remaining un-needed troops, now I wasn't at war, Catherine of Russia declared war on me. I hurriedly shored up my northern towns that shared the border with Catherine, namely Nrrgg and Serpenat. Catherine came within a turn of taking Serpenat, twice. Then I get the message that Huayna Capac, head of the Incans, cancelled open borders on me, then declared war.

I enlisted Asoka of India and his troops to aid me. He agreed for some tech. Isabella of Spain joined the fight against Russia of her own accord. Spain captures two Russian towns; after some initial hiccups in combat, I capture two more. Yaroslavl, and Yakutsk. Yaroslavl is safely held, but Yakutsk is recaptured a turn after I capture it; I recapture it again.

After Yakutsk finally accepts the dominion of Anforn, I start the push toward Moscow. Isabella suddenly gets cold feet after Russia captures half her territory. Asoka is both too far away and too tied up in his fight with Qin Shi Huang of China to send troops. England offers help for some gold.

So now it's England + 'Anforn' (really Persia) vs Russia. the Incans are also vs me, but haven't attacked yet.

All of a sudden, after Qin Shi Huang demands I cancel trade routes with Asoka (who shares a very close border with me) and I refuse, they cancel Open Borders. No problem, I don't really do much with them anyway.

The fight with Russia goes poorly. Some of their troops maraude around my lands pillaging and razing improvements, making it harder for me to keep up offensive pressure. I come very close to capturing Moscow, before Qin Shi Huang declares war on me. His overland route is via Mongolia, otherwise he has no ability to assault me.

Mongolia previously was 'Annoyed' by him, but swiftly they sign Open Borders, allowing Chinese troops to pass through Mongolia. The Chinese are very heavily militarised, and I hurriedly sue for peace with Russia. They agree, but then a turn later, Yakutsk faces a Russian revolt, meaning it's in danger of leaving my empire from overwhelmed culture.

Yakutsk returns to Russian control, taking at least four troops with it.

I have to play very defensive, but the damage from Russia's army has taken its toll. First, Parascrap falls. I recapture Parascrap, take the fight to Beijing, the nearest city, but they receive reinforcements and destroy my scant technologically advanced force.

Parascrap falls again, and is razed. A coupla turns later, Serpenat, Yaroslavl, Nrrg and Agrom fall.
I withdraw my troops from the weaker towns, prepared to lose them if it means I can keep my larger towns.

Incan troops arrive in the south of my empire, and lay siege to Hereford. Hereford is a very powerful town in ill health caused by the floodplains near by breeding infection, etc.

Hereford falls.

Then it's just my capital Hapstan and the small port town of Astarte left.
Russia declares war. China begins pillaging the north of my tattered empire. Incans raze Hereford, and begin advancing to Astarte. Astarte falls after nearly fighting off the entire Incan force.

Hapstan has twelve troops defending it; mainly musketman and cavalry (yes I know they receive no defense bonus, but any troop is better than no troop.)

Russia sends eight troops. China's force of approximately seven units, and the remaining two Incan units arrive to take Hapstan.

I plead with Mongolia, England, America, Egypt, France and Spain to send any aid, for any remaining techs. They are not prepared to take on the now mighty Russia. Most don't wish to attack the Incans.

In the time it takes for the combined Russian-Incan-Chinese alliance to whittle Hapstan down to a single injured musketman, India takes some massive losses and are forced to retreat to their final town of Bangalore. They freak out and cancel their war with China who now has some shiny new indian cities.

Hapstan falls, finally, the same turn England and Mongolia finally agree to declare war on China.

Thus ends the empire of Anforn (really Persia.) 4000 BC - 1780 AD.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7604 on: December 13, 2012, 01:41:11 pm »

Drove my scooter into a minefield. Decided to try and avoid it rather than jumping off.
It did not go well.

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