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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7440 on: November 20, 2012, 11:34:56 pm »
I remembered that I had a -200 weakness to holy from screwing around with all those shrines. Then I ran into a fellow using a holy spell. One second half-health, the next second my best game ever goes down he drain.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7441 on: November 21, 2012, 01:38:41 am »
After going on a pretty good progress, I got slimed to death by +10 slimes while a chainsaw ogre is shooting grenades at me.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7442 on: November 21, 2012, 03:10:29 am »
I saw a landmine. I clearly saw it and I even thought to myself "Hey, that's a landmine, I should take care not to step on it". And then I ended up stepping on it anyway, because I'm dumb a dorf.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7443 on: November 21, 2012, 03:13:09 am »
Killed a savanna titan, which was a giant winged blob made of fire, by throwing a single rock at it. Then, I went over and picked up its wings. It seemed alright, but suddenly my backpack was gone (although my items were still listed as being inside of it) and I was melting. I couldn't move, and my screen was covered with the red "you are melting" messages until I died of blood loss.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7444 on: November 21, 2012, 03:15:44 am »
Quote from: MrWillsauce on November 21, 2012, 03:13:09 am
Killed a savanna titan, which was a giant winged blob made of fire, by throwing a single rock at it. Then, I went over and picked up its wings. It seemed alright, but suddenly my backpack was gone (although my items were still listed as being inside of it) and I was melting. I couldn't move, and my screen was covered with the red "you are melting" messages until I died of blood loss.

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Alt + moving will move you, even if you're on fire. Wouldn't help much unless there was water nearby, but it makes more sense than standing perfectly still and melting.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7445 on: November 21, 2012, 05:04:51 am »
Playing as a moose man, I decided that I should get a contract from a nearby town. My mission was to go and kill some chieftain in a camp. Thinking to myself, "Sure, camps only have like 4 people in them, shouldn't be too hard", I accepted.

Swarm'd by a colossal amount of dwarfs and humans.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7446 on: November 21, 2012, 06:13:57 am »
I edited txts to spawn more bandits in parties and accidentally run into 3 parties of steppe bandits resulting in my 40 slavers (was stuffing my town with militia) vs 280 bandits. In battle managed to get abt 15 of them down then I got some arrows/javelins in my face and being finished with couching strike.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7447 on: November 21, 2012, 07:26:52 am »
After one barrage from my ship, there was just one point of health left on the boss while I had 2. I just needed a little bit of time for my barrage to finish him off.

He fires his missile launcher before I can fire my guns. I hope that I can survive it with 45% evasion...

Nope. See, this is what happens when you fail to put your defense drone back where your hull repair drone is after you're done repairing, and also what happens when you are luckscrewed.

Interestingly, the score I got is actually higher than my previous winning score...

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7448 on: November 21, 2012, 12:36:24 pm »
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Hoo boy, did I shoot myself in the foot with that statement. They had several AT-TEs blocking the second reinforcement point, and worse, they had AT-APs, which do lots of damage, have insane range, and also do area-of-effect damage, meaning they can mow down my Super Battledroids, as well as my tanks. Anti-aircraft turrets(and possibly something else) kept hitting my gunships, and I didn't have any of those spider droids(which supposedly outrange AT-TEs and AT-APs). I simply had to leave a fleet of Vulture Droids and a Hammer Picket in orbit. I'll come back with a massive force of troops to autobattle them.

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I didn't die, but Articuno and Zapdos were killed in a three-way fight between them and Moltres. Moltres was pretty messed up, too.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7449 on: November 21, 2012, 12:49:37 pm »
Kratos tossed his chain thing at me(a humble raccoon) over and over again and then sliced me up with his sword.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7450 on: November 21, 2012, 02:15:10 pm »
I was facing down a nearly-dead hovertank near the base of our watchtower - him on the road, me on a small rise next to the road. I fire my missile launcher, miss, and duck down behind the crest to reload.

I finish reloading, and stick my head out... only to see the front bumper(?) of the tank, roughly 2 metres from my face, and approaching fast.

With no other options, I fire my missile at point-blank range. The game chides me for committing suicide, but at least I finished off the tank, and its occupant, at the same time!

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7451 on: November 21, 2012, 02:36:00 pm »
(Sly is the best :P )

I run up to a generator, trying to do what for whatever reason noone was doing: stablizing it.

CRASHZ!

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7452 on: November 21, 2012, 02:36:59 pm »
Surprise spikes outta nowhere!

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7453 on: November 21, 2012, 04:55:25 pm »
I turned into a werewolf.  Awesome.
I walk into a mine field.  Not awesome.

I transform into a werebears after stepping onto a mine, taking no damage as a result.  Awesome.
I step on three mines afterwards, blowing myself to pieces. Not awesome.

I find out I had a ring of searching and that it wasnt causing my items to dissappear like I had thought.  FU---

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7454 on: November 21, 2012, 05:42:56 pm »
My latest human rogue died against this veritable arse of an imp who I actually had to kite away from while throwing all my daggers at it. It had chipped me down to 3 HP and despite all my daggers and my kitten attacking it while I flee tactically retreat, it still. wouldn't. die. Finally I get sick of running from a pathetic imp and pray to my god for some heals.

The imp kills me while praying.

I then found I had been wearing blessed boots of kicking. In hindsight, if I had known that I would've punted that wimpy little demonspawn in the face the moment it insulted my mother.
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