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[Ant]

Headshot, swarm missile, headshot, burned from within, headshot, headshot, railgun headshot, etc.

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Blacklight: Retribution

Malachi Coates, janitor extraordinare and foul-mouthed bastard cleans the NSS Exodus' hallways from blood and assortment of other filth, as he becomes aware of a botanist dragging a closet full of meat. The botanist proceeds to toss meat and grapes all around the station, gets arrested by sec shortly after with Malachi following and yelling at the idiot to clean his mess. Not soon after capitain orders him to clean up the station, the blue-aproned menace returns to mock him. Cursing profusely, Malachi and his newly appointed assistant clean the station's hallways. Having had enough, he calls it a day. Bam, transfer shuttle, as by a wish. Little stroll towards the escape arm- OHMYGODALLTHATMEATGODDAMNBOTANISTIMGONNAKILLYOU- *SINGULARITY HAS ESCAPED CONTAINMENT*- Comms telling the singularity heading through medbay immediately tells Malachi that it comes towards escape arm, he makes a spirited effort at reaching any other part of the station- OHNOTHEWALLSAREPEELINGAWAYNONONOO *splut*

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Space Station 13

[jaxy15]

Smashing British people with their own cars is all fun and games until you underestimate the police.

Destroy All Humans 2.

[Trapezohedron]

Less of a death, but I threw my descriptive book containing my ENTIRE HOMEBASE within into a fire entirely by accident. Rage deletes were executed.

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Minecraft - Technic Pack

Mod in particular is Mystcraft. Allows you to create worlds within books which you can venture into to build.

[Thexor]

Less of a death, but I threw my descriptive book containing my ENTIRE HOMEBASE within into a fire entirely by accident. Rage deletes were executed.

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Minecraft - Technic Pack

Mod in particular is Mystcraft. Allows you to create worlds within books which you can venture into to build.

If you like a world, always have a back-up link book to it. 

(Also: if you remember what number the age was, you may be able to cheat your way back into the world. I'm pretty sure Mystcraft worlds aren't deleted when all links are severed, and I vaguely remember reading about a console command to travel to a numbered age...)

[Trapezohedron]

Less of a death, but I threw my descriptive book containing my ENTIRE HOMEBASE within into a fire entirely by accident. Rage deletes were executed.

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Minecraft - Technic Pack

Mod in particular is Mystcraft. Allows you to create worlds within books which you can venture into to build.

If you like a world, always have a back-up link book to it. 

(Also: if you remember what number the age was, you may be able to cheat your way back into the world. I'm pretty sure Mystcraft worlds aren't deleted when all links are severed, and I vaguely remember reading about a console command to travel to a numbered age...)

1.2.5. Secondly, I am still reorienting myself with Minecraft. Been a long time since the last time I played. I really should've kept a linkbook with me.

[miauw62]

Draugr Death Lord.

Whoa.

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Skyrim

[Vorthon]

Oh god that Disarm shout.

[jaxy15]

Oh god that Disarm shout.

Thank god for bound weapons.

[The Darkling Wolf]

Thank god for punching.

Take my love, take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care, I'm still free
You can't take my fists from me.

[Vorthon]

PUNCHCAT FTW.

[Graknorke]

Thank being a mage with a follower to absorb melee blows.

[itisnotlogical]

I thought I was ready to take on Dagoth Ur at level 18 with a few dozen miscellaneous potions and enchantments. I got hit three times and died, even with every single enchanted item in my inventory active.

I still eventually beat Dagoth Ur, on somewhere around the fifth try. Notable moments include having to duck back in the other room and sleep for 40 hours to recover my HP mid-battle.

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The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind.

[Parsely]

Killed by a Giant Bat while praying.

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Nethack

[Thexor]

I thought I was ready to take on Dagoth Ur at level 18 with a few dozen miscellaneous potions and enchantments. I got hit three times and died, even with every single enchanted item in my inventory active.

I still eventually beat Dagoth Ur, on somewhere around the fifth try. Notable moments include having to duck back in the other room and sleep for 40 hours to recover my HP mid-battle.

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The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind.

"Hey, bud? I'm getting a little tired. Mind if I step outside and sleep for a couple of days?"

"Sure thing, I've got nothing better to do. Let me know when you're back, and we can finish this fight."

...actually, I'm embarrassed to admit, this is how my much-younger self beat the final boss of Neverwinter Night's first chapter. My companion had died, I'd suffered lots of stat penalties from disease, I hadn't saved recently, and I didn't know if there was a route back to town to revive my buddy and cure stat penalties. So, I'd open the door to the boss room, hit the boss a couple of times, then hit the boss with Knockdown (disabling him for one round), shut the door, exit combat, and enter stealth mode. With no enemies in LOS, stealth succeeded automatically with no check, so the boss 'lost sight' of me and I was free to backtrack a bit and rest. Rinse/repeat for a half hour, before the boss finally keeled over. I never moved more than 3 steps into the room.

[itisnotlogical]

I thought I was ready to take on Dagoth Ur at level 18 with a few dozen miscellaneous potions and enchantments. I got hit three times and died, even with every single enchanted item in my inventory active.

I still eventually beat Dagoth Ur, on somewhere around the fifth try. Notable moments include having to duck back in the other room and sleep for 40 hours to recover my HP mid-battle.

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The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind.

"Hey, bud? I'm getting a little tired. Mind if I step outside and sleep for a couple of days?"

"Sure thing, I've got nothing better to do. Let me know when you're back, and we can finish this fight."

...actually, I'm embarrassed to admit, this is how my much-younger self beat the final boss of Neverwinter Night's first chapter. My companion had died, I'd suffered lots of stat penalties from disease, I hadn't saved recently, and I didn't know if there was a route back to town to revive my buddy and cure stat penalties. So, I'd open the door to the boss room, hit the boss a couple of times, then hit the boss with Knockdown (disabling him for one round), shut the door, exit combat, and enter stealth mode. With no enemies in LOS, stealth succeeded automatically with no check, so the boss 'lost sight' of me and I was free to backtrack a bit and rest. Rinse/repeat for a half hour, before the boss finally keeled over. I never moved more than 3 steps into the room.

Part of the way to defeat him involves going in to the center of the room and performing a relatively time-consuming task though. It would have been much easier if I just had to kill Dagoth Ur, because I wouldn't get the penalties from having to turn my back on him.