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[MrWillsauce]

Had a greatsword plunged through my Dwarf bard's head after being held captive and having my beard cut off. After a bandit, who captured another party member and I, cut off my beard to try and shut me up, I told him in great detail how I killed several other of his men with my bare hands. Apparently, he didn't like this much, and promptly murdered me. My second character of the campaign, this time a dwarf paladin of Torag, caught up with the same fellow and smite the shit out of him with her warhammer.

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Pathfinder

[Neonivek]

Original Legend of Zelda?

No a ghost killed me in Quest for Glory 4 at night.

I was stuck outside for so long trying to find that Garden.

[sebcool]

Got surrounded by dozens of zombies, with little to no health and with 4 sticks of dynamite. I lit the sticks of dynamite and threw 'em left and right, saved the last one for myself and took the last zombie with me. I do not go quietly!

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Infra Arcana

Edit: Died again, this time to some 'clear slime' which combines a melting attack everyone should fear and being extremely hard to spot. Here's how this game went:

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My latest character Jack Parker was investigating an abandoned church to investigate the mysterious disappearance of another detective, John Walker (My last guy). Armed with a hammer and pistol, he delved into the deep. After exploring for a bit he saw a zomb- 'reanimated corpse', he then went into 'hammer time' (like bullet time, only cooler) and smashed it to a pulp. The adventure continued, and he met a lot of exotic creatures (zombies), cultures (usually of the blood, gore and sacrifice variety) and visited a variety of interesting locations (He Waded Through A Sea Of -ing Blood!). He also found a tommy gun, which he kept to protect himself from the angry natives (-ing cultist) and hostile wildlife (EVERYTHING!). He also discovered the fate of the last investigator, John Walker as he came across his ghost and subsequently swiss cheesed him him a tommy gun. Our brave investigator then delved deeper into the void, without fear nor any trace of insanity in his heart (He had 0 insanity at dungeon lvl 5). He thought for his life against ghosts, ghouls and madmen (and his own shadow, Nothing Is Safe!), he limped bravely forward, afraid of neither man nor beast, but before he knew it the !!FLOOR!! started attacking him with acid and poison, the, real, attacker was a glob of transparent slime that quickly began dissolving his legs. Our hero retreated from the monster and hid, but while he was recovering from the attack, another glob of slime jumped on his face and melted it. A rescue team was sent out, but they too were killed. The church was later carpet bombed and it's ruins sealed off. Soon after, all signs of activity within the ruins stopped, and the horrors that lied within descended into myth.

TLDR: I kicked total ass with a tommy gun and a hammer until I met an anti-climactic demise to a clear slime ambush.

[pisskop]

Creeper fell into my pit-home as I was re-roofing...

did not go well for me, as then I fell through the floor of my suspended home...

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minecraft

[Mr Space Cat]

I was playing an orc barbarian for a change of pace. Things were going great, I had a bunch of armor and food, a two handed sword, an axe, a shield, etc. I was in the first level of Sokoban, when I find a floating eye. Being a barbarian, I didn't have anything to really throw at it.

I think to myself, I can kill that eye in melee combat. What are the chances of other monsters attacking me while I'm frozen? I take a swing, score a hit, an sure enough the eye freezes me in place.

SUDDENLY, KILLER BEE SWARM...yeah, of course the RNG decides to screw me over. YASD.

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Nethack

[Blizzlord]

The Four Kings of New Londo don't seem to agree with my failed strategy of dragging out the battle.

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Dark Souls: Prepare to Die edition

[SealyStar]

Inside my first week of being the captain of the troop transport "Tetsudo", setting out from starbase I stumble upon a destroyer. Apparently it is empty of life and quite abandoned. Its engines, weapons and shields are all operational and the stuff a rookie captain dreams of, so an away team is dispatched to investigate and lay claim to it. 75% of the ship is socuted without incident. Then we enter the bridge. Some stealthed alien wipes out the entrie party save for me in one attack. Wounded, I drag myself back towards my transport, firing my sidearm blindly at where the invisible foe came from. Unsuprisingly I dont get very far and I die in the cargo bay of the hulk, the alien chowing down on my corpse before its cold.

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Prospector

Is "Tetsudo" supposed to be "Testudo" [Latin "tortoise"] or "Tetsuo" [Japanese male given name]?

[Haspen]

Propably it's just 'Tetsudo'

[Akura]

Was bored, so I fired a missile at my main biodome, killing all but four my colonists. Since I didn't have the money to buy materials for another missile, I exited the game.

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Space Colony. Similar to playing Stronghold(it uses  very similar engine, if not the same) I try to horribly kill everyone when I'm done playing.

A Republic fleet just pushed right on through my defensive line, shooting up most of it in the process. Next time around, I just stocked up on dozens of Vultures ahead of time and let auto-battle take care of the mess.

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Empire at War: Republic at War

[The Darkling Wolf]

Decided to have a total brain malfunction and move my King to the corner, where I was promptly checkmated by the other player's Archbishop.

Chess

[Reudh]

I was Reudhyu, TRUSTWORTHY SAMURAI OF EXTREME HONOR.
I had a child, Mariko, but due to Japan's laws about children, I could not also be a TRUSTWORTHY SAMURAI OF EXTREME GENDER EQUALITY.

My wife was EXTREME EDUCATED WIFE OF ABSURD HONOR.


I went to mah homie Geki's house and got ambushed on the way, helped him fight off rebels, had some tea, bros for life. Comic relief Kinbei, mediocre samurai of little honor got himself killed.

Then all of a sudden pikemen and i got split in half!
ffjklgjlkgj so dies TRUSTWORTHY SAMURAI OF EXTREME HONOUR REUDHYU.

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Haspen sorta LPing Sword of the Samurai on the bay12lb irc.

[RedWarrior0]

Decided to have a total brain malfunction and move my King to the corner, where I was promptly checkmated by the other player's Archbishop.

Chess

Archbishop? What madness is this?

[Hanslanda]

Decided to have a total brain malfunction and move my King to the corner, where I was promptly checkmated by the other player's Archbishop.

Chess

Archbishop? What madness is this?

Looks like a bishop, moves like a queen. >.>

[The Darkling Wolf]

Decided to have a total brain malfunction and move my King to the corner, where I was promptly checkmated by the other player's Archbishop.

Chess

Archbishop? What madness is this?

'tis the Capablanca variety of madness

[Haspen]

I just got reminded by that huge japanese version of chess with 400 pieces or so for each player...

EDIT: Oh right, it was this monstrosity.