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[lishain]

Was driving my bike at something about 80 km/h around the town,when the tire ran into metal wreckage and I lost control over my vehicle. My bike ran in the wall, my character flew through the window inside a house, his head smashes into the toilet. Instant Death. I wish the bikes had some seatbelts really.

Another one:Punched a turret.

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Cataclysm

[Haspen]

I trifled with monitor, firewall and proxy blocked server a little too soon. Agents found me less than few days later.

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Uplink

After gruesome battle on Cydonia, which cut my forces from 18 X-comnauts and 2 tanks to only pair of soldiers, the blaster launcher wielding guy got mind controlled by some leftover Ethereal, and blew himself and the his medic chick up.

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X-com: UFO Defense

Uh, since when Bojar was so powerful? *grumble grumble*

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Avernum 3

[Smashness]

I set up three turrets in front of a Megastore, and one accidentally shot me. I survived and patched myself up, and deactivated the turrets.

SUDDENLY ZOMBIES

There was an Xtreem amount of zombies pouring from the Megastore. I lit a molotov and went out in a blaze of glory.

Zombies killed w/ turrets and fire: 81

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Cataclysm

[The Darkling Wolf]

I tried to rename my motorcycle and the entirety of existence exploded around me.

Cataclysm

[Facekillz058]

So many undead...

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ToME 4, yeah, i'm playing this now.

[Facekillz058]

'ah, wasps. I'm having that hallucination again'
'the giant wasp stings you in the head!'
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

cataclysm.

EDIT: QWOP.

I need say naught else.

So wait, it was a legit giant wasp that time?

[The Scout]

I posted a SS13 server. Never knew fire hurt so much.

Real Life.

[Blaze]

After changing my name, getting plastic surgery, and moving to another country; I decided it would be a great idea to send a certain girl a letter.

Then I got stabbed to death by a pair of scissors.

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KuruKuru Fanatic

[Sirus]

After changing my name, getting plastic surgery, and moving to another country; I decided it would be a great idea to send a certain girl a letter.

Then I got stabbed to death by a pair of scissors.

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KuruKuru Fanatic

Is there an English version/patch of this? I wish to know for...a friend.

<_<

[kaenneth]

Froze to death climbing the 7000 steps to see Greybeards.  When I died I Plié-d, spun around, and spurted blood out of evey oriface a surprising distance.  Was rather humoreous even if I have to kill everything again. Just take more firewood, I guess.

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Skyrim modded.

WTF is up with the 4 bears, 2 spider, 2 icewraiths, and troll that descide to troll(hehe) the steps in vanilli?  How the hell do the NPCs get up there then?  If they killed the monsters, why are they still there?  Arrrh!

I like how the guy in Ivarstead who usually makes the trips says the only thing he's encountered is a single bear or wolf.

When I got back down, I executed him, as he obviously tried to trick me to my death. There was no other reasonable explaination.

[Xantalos]

I played Eversion again and forgot to collect all the gems.

[EnigmaticHat]

Had a tommy gun shootout with cultists way before either side really should have had that weapon, and ended up at very low health.  Retreat into a dead end hallway to heal... or so I thought.  With my max search, I passively find a secret door leading to an area I already encountered, and then next turn that crazy witch lady appears.  I run, jam the door with a spike, and then retreat to one of the small already cleared rooms in the immediate area.  It has one black spider in it.  I'm not too worried; I routinely face large numbers of these things in melee without taking any damage.

I close the door, thinking "wouldn't be ironic if this one spider killed me after all that."  The spider bites me.  Now at two health, I stomp it, and miss.  Its next attack kills me.

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Infra Arcanum.  By the way, putting your first three levels into search seems like a fun strategy.  You have to survive with no real combat advantages, but on the other hand you should be swimming in items fairly early on.  Like, say four clips of tommy gun ammo in that many floors.  Really should have just blown that spider away.

[RedWarrior0]

This one wasn't ma latest, but it's terrible. I'll post my latest, which was also terrible.

First, I go get some levels, and get a quest to kill a raider lord for 3k gold. I run out of food just before the random encounter with him. On my way back to the town and its wonderful food shop, I start getting hungry. I'm starving by the time I get into town. To buy food, you need to go to its tile, pick it up, and then pay. Alternatively, eat it, and then pay. Either works. I get to the first tile with food on it and die of starvation.

My second death with an interesting or crappy tale to go with it was as a wizard. I had kicked down a trapped door, so I was at low health. I'm just walking along when "Your head is hit by a stone block. You die...". Yet another random and pointless death.

Next death: in a dungeon with an altar in it. I'm gaining standing with my god, mostly by luring enemies onto the altar and then offering them up as living sacrifices. Unfortunately, my god/alignment and the altar were chaotic, meaning that when I stepped onto the altar by accident, he was perfectly happy to accept a nearby kobold's offer of Troll Barbarian.

All three were ADoM.

[metime00]

Got swarmed by chaos heretics and bloodletters

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Warhammer 40k: Space Marine

[The Darkling Wolf]

Ashton Jenkins smashed open the barricades I was constructing around the Evac Shelter so he could go beat a rabbit to death, zombies swarmed in.

Cataclysm