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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7125 on: October 16, 2012, 10:40:28 pm »
A flock of horny female dolphins burst out of the fountain I was drinking from. I turned myself invisible in a bid to escape, but they had already seen me. They killed Kenny and then turned on me, and despite my valiant flailing, their vicious beak-things tearing off first my arm and then my head.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7126 on: October 16, 2012, 10:40:56 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on October 16, 2012, 10:40:28 pm
A flock of horny female dolphins burst out of the fountain I was drinking from. I turned myself invisible in a bid to escape, but they had already seen me. They killed Kenny and then turned on me, and despite my valiant flailing, their vicious beak-things tearing off first my arm and then my head.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7127 on: October 16, 2012, 10:41:24 pm »
Quote from: Hanslanda on October 16, 2012, 10:40:56 pm
Quote from: Yoink on October 16, 2012, 10:40:28 pm
A flock of horny female dolphins burst out of the fountain I was drinking from. I turned myself invisible in a bid to escape, but they had already seen me. They killed Kenny and then turned on me, and despite my valiant flailing, their vicious beak-things tearing off first my arm and then my head.

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wut.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7128 on: October 16, 2012, 10:41:44 pm »
Prayed to the god at the wrong time.

DONK, hammer to da head and an angel's sword to da face.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7129 on: October 16, 2012, 10:42:27 pm »
Quote from: Hanslanda on October 16, 2012, 10:40:56 pm
Quote from: Yoink on October 16, 2012, 10:40:28 pm
A flock of horny female dolphins burst out of the fountain I was drinking from. I turned myself invisible in a bid to escape, but they had already seen me. They killed Kenny and then turned on me, and despite my valiant flailing, their vicious beak-things tearing off first my arm and then my head.

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wut.
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See, I looked at IVAN's webpage and saw a fairly generic roguelike. They need to emphasize that crap like the above can happen.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7130 on: October 16, 2012, 10:45:35 pm »
And another just now:

ate the corpse of a giant mushroom, which inexplicably caused me to float into the air. picked up a ring of teleportation, put it on (thinking that I could activate it, which apparently is ring of telecontrol, not teleportation).

Took it off. It stayed on. Oh well. Time to use my floating powers to sail across to Attnam instead of using the horrid underwater tunnels.

Float half a centimetre. Teleport. Right into the centre of a mass of large hedgehogs who tore me limb from limb. KENNY WHY WEREN'T YOU HELPING ME.

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« Reply #7131 on: October 17, 2012, 01:05:38 am »
I'm just minding my own business shipping goods around the system, and I've just left this latest planet when a pirate hails me.

"GIMME YO STUFF OR I'LL KILL YOU" He says.

I flip him off and then try to run away, but he's faster and keeps pounding me with frag shells and missiles. So, on a desperate attempt to shake him off when my ship's about to break into little tiny pieces, I circle around the nearby sun. This was enough to flummox the pirate, so much so that he ran into the sun while trying to get to me.

"Aha, victory is mi-" I began triumphantly, and then the volley of missiles he had loosed before crashing into the sun rammed their way up my tailpipe and blew me into smithereens.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7132 on: October 17, 2012, 01:54:16 am »
Quote from: Sirus on October 16, 2012, 10:42:27 pm
Quote from: Hanslanda on October 16, 2012, 10:40:56 pm
Quote from: Yoink on October 16, 2012, 10:40:28 pm
A flock of horny female dolphins burst out of the fountain I was drinking from. I turned myself invisible in a bid to escape, but they had already seen me. They killed Kenny and then turned on me, and despite my valiant flailing, their vicious beak-things tearing off first my arm and then my head.

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wut.
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See, I looked at IVAN's webpage and saw a fairly generic roguelike. They need to emphasize that crap like the above can happen.
THEY KILLED KENNY! YOU BASTARDS!
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7133 on: October 17, 2012, 08:47:19 am »
"Aha!" I said "Grinding has made Chrono Trigger easier, and my equipment means I barely take damage! Why, Lumiere and Flare make the game almost trivial, and with all the Magic capsules I won grinding the arena nothing can stop me! I mean, I don't even save that often, but it's not like I need to!" I finish with a smirk.

"Say, there's a hole in the desert! Why, I think i'll go down and see what it is, They said I'd need water magic, but they're expecting weaker characters, but I haven't really used Frog"

*Goes to the end of the dungeon and encounters the boss*

"Have at yo-OH GOD ARGH WHY WON'T YOU DIE! Whargarble!"

So yeah, death by my own stupidity clearly.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7134 on: October 17, 2012, 09:09:13 am »
I got Yuyukowned.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7135 on: October 17, 2012, 05:58:10 pm »
You feel very ill.
You vomit.
Acidous vomit spills all over Kenny the puppy!
Kenny the puppy is dissolved by the acidous vomit.
Kenny the puppy dies.
You vomit.
You die.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7136 on: October 17, 2012, 05:59:49 pm »
Wait. Is IVAN free, or do you have to pay? I'm so tempted to get my hands on it.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7137 on: October 17, 2012, 06:03:49 pm »
Iter vehemens ad Necem = 'The violent road to death'.

Yeah it's pretty ridiculous.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7138 on: October 17, 2012, 06:12:02 pm »
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Wait. Is IVAN free, or do you have to pay? I'm so tempted to get my hands on it.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7139 on: October 17, 2012, 06:17:11 pm »
Already found it through the foul magic wondrous resource that is TVtropes.

Edit: So. I had killed some Carnivorous Plant boss thing, polymorphed one of its lackeys into some kind of Orc, lost my left arm to said Orc, and proceeded to wander around, looking for stuff. I had a Wand of Lightning. There was a locked door. I tried to fire the wand of lightning at the door. It opened it, but also fried me.

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