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SirAaronIII

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7080 on: October 14, 2012, 01:48:00 am »
Bomb mining the old fashioned way. Hey is that a crystal heart??? Wait I'm still next to the bomb oh shi

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7081 on: October 14, 2012, 03:11:10 am »
Attacked a casino. Suddenly the cops come and run me AND my medic over. And only 1 guard left... They filled the place up with guards again.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7082 on: October 14, 2012, 05:34:05 am »
Was losing a fight against two rats. My puppy that began flying after eating a giant mushroom was nowhere to be seen. I blasted a wand of fireballs at the rats, taking out both of them and huge chunks of wall to both sides. Unfortunately, I lost both legs and an arm and everything remaining bled badly. Then I became very hungry and had to eat chunks of my own flesh. I wanted to eat my leg then, but the game advised that I may be able to put it back later. Then I tried praying to my god, but he instead turned my mithril halberd into banana flesh halberd. Then I ate a zombie corpse. Then I died from poisoning and bleeding out. Luckily, I had an amulet of life saving on me. I stood up, took my severed leg and continued on my journey.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7083 on: October 14, 2012, 05:47:07 am »
So.

IVAN?
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7084 on: October 14, 2012, 05:48:42 am »
Yes, IVAN.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7085 on: October 14, 2012, 06:36:55 am »
Ivan sounds like a lot of fun.

Amassed a goodly sized army, then had to leave them as I climbed down to a new floor. As I did, I got clubbed by an ogre. All that armor and shield skill for nothing...
Playing a level 7 Hill Orc Death Knight.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7086 on: October 14, 2012, 06:43:13 am »
IVAN is ossim. I'mma go play me some now, edit this post wif mah inevitable demise.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7087 on: October 14, 2012, 07:58:33 am »
I was fighting this vampire guy with my grenade launcher. He was launching up out of this highly oxidized water that would kill me if I fell in.
So after getting pelted with knives, I eventually run out of grenades and had to switch over to my trusty M4. He jumps out of the water and onto the little ring of walkway that's above the water. He walks casually towards me, unaffected by my bullets. He suddenly lunges towards me, spinning all fancy like with his knife out, but I managed to dodge out of the way. He retaliates by flooring me with another knife lunge. I stand up and try to run to the other side of the ring to hit him while he's vulnerable, which is when he's attacking. He comes in again and I dodge... into the water. That water sinks you quickly.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7088 on: October 14, 2012, 10:07:57 am »
So. That trench/chasm outside of the Citadel is rather deep. And I'm a clumsy fucker. I'll let you folks do the math.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7089 on: October 14, 2012, 11:38:41 am »
Manning a gun on a helicopter, protecting the helicopter, while the helicopter is flown by someone too stupid to fly above 50m and faster than a crawl. All while over a dense jungle with pissed off Venezualans, many of whom have RPGs, and sometimes shoot before they're within the swivel range of the gun.

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Quote from: Haspen on October 14, 2012, 05:48:42 am
Yes, IVAN.

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I kinda figured it out halfway through it.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7090 on: October 14, 2012, 11:55:43 am »
Quote from: Vorthon on October 14, 2012, 10:07:57 am
So. That trench/chasm outside of the Citadel is rather deep. And I'm a clumsy fucker. I'll let you folks do the math.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7091 on: October 14, 2012, 12:06:05 pm »
Was actually winning, had a good punch at the other guy, but disqualification D:

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7092 on: October 14, 2012, 12:50:38 pm »
Tried to assault Ornotha Ziggurat without stockpiling some supplies.

Hohoh, funniest gaming mistake ever.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7093 on: October 14, 2012, 01:41:06 pm »
A Google search for IVAN gives me nothing. Link please?


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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7094 on: October 14, 2012, 02:10:29 pm »
Quote from: Sirus on October 14, 2012, 01:41:06 pm
A Google search for IVAN gives me nothing. Link please?
http://ivan.sourceforge.net/ - Original site... seems pretty dead.
http://www.attnam.com/ - This is what I presume is a fan site which hosts variants. Pretty dead too, but not as much.
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