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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7035 on: October 10, 2012, 07:00:02 pm »

Brutes.
Fucking.
Brutes.
With.
Flamethrowers.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7036 on: October 10, 2012, 07:36:48 pm »

Brutes.
Fucking.
Brutes.
With.
Flamethrowers.

(Saints Row the Third)
That reminds me of a time in the very beginning of the game where I managed to beat multiple Luchadores and Brutes to death with nothing but a baseball bat and the pistol. I got about 5-stars notoriety then sprinted off into the night
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7037 on: October 10, 2012, 07:57:56 pm »

Convoy was gunned down by massed infantry en route to the OPFOR base. We got cocky because we had basically been steamrolling everything up until that point. They caught us in a valley and basically just shot us to hell with rifles and RPGs as we tried to abandon the HMMVs.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7038 on: October 10, 2012, 08:37:59 pm »

Fucking Lingering Sentiment. Enough Said.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7039 on: October 10, 2012, 08:41:08 pm »

Brutes.
Fucking.
Brutes.
With.
Flamethrowers.

(Saints Row the Third)
That reminds me of a time in the very beginning of the game where I managed to beat multiple Luchadores and Brutes to death with nothing but a baseball bat and the pistol. I got about 5-stars notoriety then sprinted off into the night
I can handle one brute just fine, but if they're more I'd have to call Oleg, especially if they have flamethrowers.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7040 on: October 10, 2012, 09:04:45 pm »

Fucking Lingering Sentiment. Enough Said.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7041 on: October 10, 2012, 09:05:50 pm »

Fucking Lingering Sentiment. Enough Said.

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Is it bad that I read that as 'Fucking Lingerie Sediment'?


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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7042 on: October 11, 2012, 02:27:46 am »

Tokyo Jungle and Retro City Rampage, both games that I want. Damn, I gotta get me a proper internet connection. :(
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7043 on: October 11, 2012, 10:57:13 am »

After an unfortunate battle where I lost my best Sniper and a promising Heavy, my main group is a bit weakened. But Grey Squad is still the best I have, so I send them into battle with a rookie and a squaddie sniper.

It's an abduction Mission, and seems to be at some sort of light rail station of some sort.

All is quiet, so we start moving up. I notice one problem right away - no good spot to really snipe from. My Sniper isn't that great as it is, since he has no special abilities, and without a good spot to cover everyone with I'm worried he'll be pretty useless.

We forge ahead, though and find some Floaters hiding in the Train and another group in the planters right outside.

Those are gunned down pretty quickly, but the rookie gets blasted and panics. Fortunately, he just finds some cover and we patch him up before any more aliens are found.

We spring another group of Floaters, and my Heavy blasts one to bits. The squad leader, a Lieutenant Support, seriously injures the other and it retreats over the train. But not before knocking the poor rookie down to critical. We patched him up, but he was out of the fight.

We follow cautiously. But we were not prepared for what we would face next.

Mutons.

God Damned Mutons, and we don't even have Laser Rifles produced yet.

My assault picks off the injured Floater while everyone else moves into position.

The useless sniper was the first casualty. I don't think he ever even fired a shot. He just got greeted by a plasma bolt to the face and fell down dead.

The Heavy used her Rocket to seriously injure of of them and everyone else opened fire on it.

Nothing. My Assault pinged it with a pistol shot, but it barely even noticed. The Heavy got smacked next, and panicked. Then the assault got knocked critical. But we were out of med-kits at that point, so there wasn't anything we could do for him.

I had the Heavy Suppress the uninjured Muton while my Support took a shot at the injured one. A miss, of course.

The Heavy was then taken down by another shot. Do these guys ever miss??

At this point I'm cutting my losses and running. But it's too late. The mutons follow and my Support takes two shots, one a critical, and falls just a sprint away from the extraction zone.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7044 on: October 11, 2012, 11:07:57 am »

We were losing, and the red team had our bag(actually a briefcase). I didn't have time to grab my preferred shotgun, so I sprinted up the nearest stairs armed with just a pistol. I ran to a window and caught a glimpse of the enemy carrying our bag, just about to turn a corner and disappear on his way back to their base.
I dived down into the courtyard, a real hot zone filled with shooting, and ran through the crossfire. I managed to shoot the guy repeatedly in the back until he dropped it, darted fowards ready to scoop up my prize... And then fell down and died, my dead, outstretched hands just inches from our precious bag.

Another of them picked it up, they scored, and my valiant sacrifice was for nothing.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7045 on: October 11, 2012, 11:39:36 am »

Not a death, but a fail.
I'm riding a flash, and i alt tab out to read B12 for a while. When i come back in, i press forward so i'm already at speed.
Then i mash into a wall and flip over.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7046 on: October 11, 2012, 08:45:29 pm »

So many things.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7047 on: October 12, 2012, 12:40:15 am »

A kick to the head, followed by a midair grapple which threw me to the ground and ended the match.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7048 on: October 12, 2012, 12:44:18 am »

The hands.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7049 on: October 12, 2012, 01:30:12 am »

Overestimated my luck, and attempted to duel redbeard.

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