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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6945 on: October 03, 2012, 10:43:33 pm »

Goddamn Nova Prospekt is a goddamn pain in the ass. I mean sure, the turret standoffs are fun, but that puzzle with the electrified water is a bitch.

In related news, I got shocked to death. Twice.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6946 on: October 03, 2012, 10:55:04 pm »

Lucky cannonball killed my general. First death of the engagement.

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For clarification, enemy cannonball? Or your own? God knows the ETW Artillery captains should all be hung.


Enemy cannonball. It was their first salvo and it somehow magically hit just my general.

Unlike the Medieval 2: TW siege weapons. I can remember numerous times I managed to get my guys to make direct hits on enemy generals with the flaming ammo. Never had much problem with friendly fire unless I was just an idiot.

As for my last death, asteroids in FTL. Didn't realize they were getting through my shields as much as they were and while I was trying to repair a few systems and put out fires from the already completed battle, ended up exploding.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6947 on: October 04, 2012, 12:03:07 am »

Lucky cannonball killed my general. First death of the engagement.

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Reminds me of my first death in Rome: Total War (years and years ago, mind). Sent my badass general forward, told the onagers to fire flaming rounds at the enemy. Roughly ten seconds after orders were sent...
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OUR GENERAL HAS BEEN KILLED!
I managed to kill my own general with a horribly unlucky shot from my own catapult :P
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6948 on: October 04, 2012, 12:42:10 am »

Lucky cannonball killed my general. First death of the engagement.

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Reminds me of my first death in Rome: Total War (years and years ago, mind). Sent my badass general forward, told the onagers to fire flaming rounds at the enemy. Roughly ten seconds after orders were sent...
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OUR GENERAL HAS BEEN KILLED!
I managed to kill my own general with a horribly unlucky shot from my own catapult :P


I like the flaming shot from Onagers. It bursts into a fireball thirty feet wide, killing ANYTHING underneath.
Hell yes. Spartans this, mofos!

Also, the campaign for America in ETW is a bit ridiculous. The cities you have to take are on AWESOME hills with only one way up and multiple fall back strongpoints, great firing lines, and brilliant topography for defense.
The dumbass AI sits up on top of the hill and fires their cannons into the earth.
Sigh.
You do not EVEN KNOW what I could do defending Quebec, if it would let me. Terrible things. Terrible.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6949 on: October 04, 2012, 04:48:45 am »

As a Marder2 I managed to take out three enemy tanks and then got flanked by a random scout everyone failed to notice...

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6950 on: October 04, 2012, 06:26:11 am »

I swear FTL hates my crew members. I'm 0 for 6 and every time it's because my entire crew dies. Usually desperately trying to put out fires in the door or oxygen rooms, but nevertheless, I have yet to have my ship actually destroyed before everyone manning it dies. But as for my most recent game...

Turing, Weapons Specialist, will be missed. She managed to take a ship from Sector 3 to Sector 8 all on her own due to both a spectacular run of bad luck early on in Mantis-Controlled territory and me just booking it straight for the exit in each sector, stopping only to fight or see if crewmen were available for hire when I got to a store. Unfortunately Turing met her end, ironically, after beating a rebel ship into submission with a combination of three ion blasters (Mk I, Mk II, and Heavy), a Mk II Anti-Ship Drone, and a Mk I Beam Drone. The rebel had gotten in a lucky shot to the door controls and Turing was unable to repair them before the fire overtook the Torus.

On the plus side that fight got me the 'The Guns... They've Stopped Firing' achievement which in turn got me Layout B of the Engi Ship, so I guess it's all good.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6951 on: October 04, 2012, 01:05:15 pm »

I really don't doubt it. XD I'm pretty sure I just suck at the game... My first run-through was so good, I had the Burst Laser Mk II and the Glaive Beam and I was all 'lol I don't need them Artemis missiles' and sold it. Then I got to the end boss and was unable to pierce its four level of shields.

Learned my lesson about missile launchers pretty damn quick. XD I try to keep one now, even if it's just in cargo for later.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6952 on: October 04, 2012, 01:08:27 pm »

Missiles are fairly awesome... And so are four sets of burst lasers.  Or three sets and a weak ion cannon.

Speaking of horrible, the other day My ship blew up when half my crew was on the still servicable enemy ship.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6953 on: October 04, 2012, 01:11:45 pm »

I really want a set of four Ion guns, simply because I want to see if it's possible to kill everyone on-board a ship by just keeping their O2 offline for long enough. I'm sure someone else has done it already but it's just a personal goal for me right now.

EDIT: ...I literally cannot believe I just derped that hard. I had a crew teleporter and I was all like 'hey they only have one crew member left I'm just gonna jump over there and kill 'em real fast.' So I sent my two remaining crew over WITHOUT PAYING ATTENTION TO HOW MUCH HULL THE ENEMY HAD LEFT OR IF I LEFT AUTOFIRE ON.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6954 on: October 04, 2012, 02:28:52 pm »

Oh god, Burst Laser MKIIs are so effective against the starting Stealth ship.

In retrospect, I should have said "fuck the Heavy Laser MKII, power up the Mini Beam" after my weapons got hit and I likely would have survived because the enemy only had 1 HP at the end, but I was too distracted with Mantis boarders, fires, breaches, disabled systems, lasers, and low oxygen.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6955 on: October 04, 2012, 02:58:00 pm »

FTL is brutal. >.< I messed up at the flagship again because I sent my two Mantis boarders after the lasers. I thought it was the damn missile room... I got chewed up before I could take out that triple launcher.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6956 on: October 04, 2012, 05:11:48 pm »

Sort of a mix of death and ownage, but whatever.

I was the last functioning mech on my side, with my center torso armor gone and light damage, but I managed to blow up 2 mechs using nothing but the medium lasers on my Catapult. Finally, I had to face down an enemy catapult that was almost completely unharmed. I could have probably ducked behind something and actually survived the encounter if I got lucky, but I made a glorious death charge and ended up doing a fair bit of damage to it before it took me down.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6957 on: October 05, 2012, 02:14:23 am »

Not exactly a death, per se, but it created a very serious crisis for the fledgling United States. I was playing the Road to Independance campaign, Episode three. You start with George Washington, four provinical cavalry, six minutemen militia, one dragoon, a normal cannon and a howitzer.

The British starts with... All the east coast except Boston. Massive armies. MASSIVE. I left the minutemen in boston, except for four, built a good sized army, left the howitzers with Boston, then attacked Philadelphia, because the British strengthened New York (I was right outside it) and left Philadelphia, a much larger city, undefended.
I take Philadelphia with... Acceptable losses.

The British attack Boston and it's woefully inadequate defenses with two full stack armies. I set up my defense outside the 'city' buildings, with my firing lines set up behind 'bunkers' so my men have cover. My firing lines are positioned so that the enemy has to funnel through the thoroughfares of the city, bottlenecking and choking the superior numbers of the enemy. My flank is protected with the only two line infantry I have, and some of the firelock citizenry. I will never consider firelock citizenry cannon fodder EVER AGAIN.
The enemy forces mostly bypassed the city, except for a few milita units that my minutemen thrashed pretty easily. The enemy first attacked with a couple of their numerous cavalry units. My line infantry became embroiled in hand to hand combat, so I affixed plug bayonets, meaning the line infantry couldn't shoot for the rest of the engagement. While the cavarly swarmed over my valiant line infantry, I repositioned my minutemen behind the line infantry, and put them on fire at will

Typically, this is a good way to kill many of your men with friendly fire. Thankfully, my men were outnumbered about five to one by cavalry, so I didn't kill very many of them. The citizenry to the side of the line infantry were busy shooting it out with two units of line infantry, and winning, because Bostonians are fucking beastly or something. I flank/surrounded the offending line infantry with my two cavalry, and routed them pretty easily. More militia attacked my cavalry, so I sent the firelock citizens into hand to hand against the enemy.

At this point, the tactical situation devolved into utter insanity, my lines basically collapsed into a swirling melee, and the only units I really could do anything with were my left flank minutemen, who had finished thrashing the aforementioned militia by now, my general, and my singular howitzer unit. I ordered the howitzer to fire on the enemy cavalry that remained, not that they did any good, and rolled my minutemen into the left flank of the melee to support the lines. They broke the lines, and continued rolling up the enemy quite satisfactorily.

My general I sent to support the right flank cavalry. He had the misfortune of arriving a bit too late, as most of the units broke. He also had the misfortune of facing Tribal Cavalry Auxiliary. Which can fire from their horses. Which is bullshit. I digress. The remained cavalry unit I had over there stood their ground for a moment while the general 'fled'. Once they were defeated, the Tribals pursued my general, and decimated his unit, but miraculously didn't manage to kill him. My minutemen rolled up to them by that point, and the tribals were killed.

The rest was basically a mop up of scattered resistance. The end result of the battle was a close victory against a numerically superior foe. My units were... Quite beaten up. I had perhaps two units that were only twenty men short of a full unit, and most of the others were down to numbers I can count on my hands. My general had six men left, plus himself. I had about thirty cavalry left, maybe three hundred infantry of disparate units.

Moreover, the enemy has another full stack army camped out on the other side of Maine. This is going to be an interesting war...

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6958 on: October 05, 2012, 02:26:27 am »

I got that game as one of those Total War deals that pop up from time to time. I should probably give it a shot one day :P
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6959 on: October 05, 2012, 09:02:13 am »

Roxas. Again.

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