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Ibid Straydrink

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6570 on: September 03, 2012, 06:17:28 pm »
Mudo. >_>

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6571 on: September 03, 2012, 06:34:22 pm »
A horde of zombies beat the shit out of me right after I looted a gun store for weapons.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6572 on: September 03, 2012, 06:38:22 pm »
A plasma torpedo hits the Missile Magazine.. Cause secondary explosion with 30 strength Megaton Nuclear Explosion after the magazine ejection system failed to work, causing secondary engine explosion... Thus destroying my last Carrier Task Force Ships and the last line of defense.
The enemy goes to Sol System, slowly evaporating everything with Particle Torpedoes. And then the Earth became the Earth that was...

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6573 on: September 03, 2012, 08:42:28 pm »
MW3's lack of balance: Snipers have lost the ability to get a one-shot-kill to the torso half the time, but a submachinegun with a helical magazine can two-shot you constantly, no matter what you have in your hands.

I'm moving to greener pastures, I swear...
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6574 on: September 03, 2012, 09:34:56 pm »
xxXXBluddrinkrXXxx HAS INVADED

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6575 on: September 03, 2012, 10:01:26 pm »
Just downloaded the Lord of the Rings mod for MTW 2. Started the game as the Orcs of the Misty Mountains. A little elvish army wanders out of the forests to the east, and I chuckle. A tiny scouting party of elves, no matter how badass, versus a three quarter full stack of hardened Orchish warriors? I'ma mess some pointyears up.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6576 on: September 03, 2012, 11:02:19 pm »
Quote from: Tsuchigumo550 on September 03, 2012, 08:42:28 pm
MW3's lack of balance: Snipers have lost the ability to get a one-shot-kill to the torso half the time, but a submachinegun with a helical magazine can two-shot you constantly, no matter what you have in your hands.

I'm moving to greener pastures, I swear...
Time to play TF2?
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6577 on: September 04, 2012, 12:26:26 am »
That great moment when two injured spies bump into each other when cloaked and begin playing a game of cat-and-mouse knife fighting. It is beautiful, derpy, and hilarious. Until the other pulls out an Ambassador and headshots the other.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6578 on: September 04, 2012, 12:35:39 am »
Everything was going great. I had a cabin out in the woods, plentiful spiders to butcher and eat, when suddenly my arms explode and I die


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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6579 on: September 04, 2012, 06:52:36 am »
Making the same run I had made many times before, from the fire to my body, I let my attention lapse for a second and got myself surrounded and cut down, losing 3 humanity and many souls, a fortune in the early game.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6580 on: September 04, 2012, 10:01:40 am »
Some fool decided that the best available cover for his smoke-spewing medium tank was to be found behind my tank destroyer that was currently hiding in foilage and thus attracted about two hostile tank destroyers and four hostile medium tanks to my position which attacked from just about every single direction I could NOT immediately fire into.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6581 on: September 04, 2012, 03:09:27 pm »
Zombies. Again. And just when I was starting to get some good gear.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6582 on: September 05, 2012, 11:05:16 am »
Quote from: Vorthon on September 04, 2012, 03:09:27 pm
Zombies. Again. And just when I was starting to get some good gear.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6583 on: September 05, 2012, 11:06:17 am »
I just found that it is hard to fight against USS Reliant in a nebula as USS Enterprise.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6584 on: September 05, 2012, 03:10:03 pm »
Zombies. Again. At least this time it was a dignified last-stand kind of scenario where I was backed into a corner, firing wildly with an Uzi. And wearing a trenchcoat.

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