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Author Topic: How did you last die?  (Read 2371689 times)

SirAaronIII

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6495 on: August 25, 2012, 09:12:08 pm »

There I was, in the jousting tournament.
My opponent and I had continually managed to draw on each pass, leaving us both near defeat.
It was the point where whoever could more accurately predict what the other was going to do, would win.

Then the game servers froze and we couldn't do anything.

Mabinogi. Oh, Nexon.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6496 on: August 25, 2012, 10:05:12 pm »

A fireman burned my face off with a flamethrower after I lightly tapped him in the stomach.

WHAT IS A FIREMAN SUPPOSED TO DO WITH A FLAMETHROWER?

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6497 on: August 25, 2012, 10:08:27 pm »

I was just about to win, when I got caught by a knee, kicked high up into the air, impaled on gatling gun bullets, then struck with a proton bomb. I died from the physical attack of the proton bomb, not the explosion. >.>

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6498 on: August 25, 2012, 10:18:51 pm »

A fireman burned my face off with a flamethrower after I lightly tapped him in the stomach.

WHAT IS A FIREMAN SUPPOSED TO DO WITH A FLAMETHROWER?
Stir up business.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6499 on: August 25, 2012, 10:33:59 pm »

I think that's a 1984 style "fireman". Basically a PURGE THE UNCLEAN AND/OR POLITCALLY INCORRECT! agent.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6500 on: August 25, 2012, 10:36:39 pm »

I think that's a 1984 style "fireman". Basically a PURGE THE UNCLEAN AND/OR POLITCALLY INCORRECT! agent.

You mean a Fahrenheit 451 style fireman.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6501 on: August 25, 2012, 11:23:22 pm »

Okay kids, settle down. What I meant by "WHAT IS A FIREMAN SUPPOSED TO DO WITH A FLAMETHROWER" was "Dafuq, he's supposed to put out fires, not cause them."
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6502 on: August 25, 2012, 11:32:49 pm »

Okay kids, settle down. What I meant by "WHAT IS A FIREMAN SUPPOSED TO DO WITH A FLAMETHROWER" was "Dafuq, he's supposed to put out fires, not cause them."

No, you're wrong he is supposed to cause them. The ultra-conservative "firemen" in LCS are based on the "firemen" from the book Fahrenheit 451.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6503 on: August 26, 2012, 12:21:55 am »

Alternatively, if ultra-conservative means privatized emergency response services, it'd be entirely possible for Fire Dept. Inc. to hire a guy with a flamethrower to give them more fires to put out.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6504 on: August 26, 2012, 12:26:52 am »

I was just about to win, when I got caught by a knee, kicked high up into the air, impaled on gatling gun bullets, then struck with a proton bomb. I died from the physical attack of the proton bomb, not the explosion. >.>

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6505 on: August 26, 2012, 12:50:59 am »

I was just about to win, when I got caught by a knee, kicked high up into the air, impaled on gatling gun bullets, then struck with a proton bomb. I died from the physical attack of the proton bomb, not the explosion. >.>

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Dem launchers. Just... dem launchers.
Actually, I'm pretty fine with launchers. I'm a battlemage, so when the launcher is like EAT MY FIREBLASTER I'm like lolnope and use Uppercut to dodge out of the way and attack xD
But their damage is horrendous.
If you're a high mobility character, you can pretty much toy with launchers.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6506 on: August 26, 2012, 10:46:36 am »

Clusterfucked by everyone at once, they knocked me down and I didn't even get up

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6507 on: August 26, 2012, 11:44:56 am »

I was helping a noob out by offering simple counters and things for him to try and break, when he suddenly kicks and knocks off my head as well as the arm he was gripping onto.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6508 on: August 26, 2012, 11:50:20 am »

Spamshot by tentacles or my falling on Viy or by his laser.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6509 on: August 26, 2012, 11:51:46 am »

Got eaten by a mummy.

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