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Reudh

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6390 on: August 11, 2012, 08:48:33 pm »

I didn't die in this one, but in Alter Ego i got abducted but got away when his car broke down. D:

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6391 on: August 11, 2012, 09:05:05 pm »

I think it was three rockets from helicopters and a couple grenade launchers, but I'm not sure.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6392 on: August 11, 2012, 09:24:12 pm »

I think it was three rockets from helicopters and a couple grenade launchers, but I'm not sure.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6393 on: August 13, 2012, 01:14:30 am »

Fighting a storm atronach when it somehow glitched on the swirl movement and lunged right into the lava, getting stuck as it slowly burned to death. Had a good laugh and started fighting the next one when I accidently backpedaled into the lava... The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6394 on: August 13, 2012, 01:58:38 am »

Playing as the Greek on Rome: Total war. Big army of mine in Corinth, with a bunch of armored hoplites and two generals, a few Spartans, and then the miscellaneous supporting troops like peltasts and milita hoplites. I spot a Brutii army, and attack it in the field with the bulk of my army, leaving behind maybe four armored hoplites, a unit of spartans, and a couple militia hoplites to defend the city. Turn before I hit the bastards, the Brutii reinforcements arrive.
Three. Full. Stack. Armies. They surround my fucking city on three sides. I crush the army and race back to support my sadly outnumbered and outmatched garrison. I reach the city, and begin the battle.
My general and his cousin race toward the north gate to slow down that army. I position my hoplites to best effect in the square (five entrances, five good units, two shitty ones) and get ready for the storm. The Romans roll in like the hammer of god. Wave after wave of these fuckers wash over the hoplites, getting beaten back by the impenetrable wall of spears. Unfortunately, this is only the first army to reach them, and most of my units were already missing troops. Eventually, I'm down to twenty spartans and perhaps a hundred other soldiers. I give the order to retreat to the square, then I see something glorious, something beautiful.
The general and his cousin singlehandedly raped an entire 1000+ man army of Brutii. My army had managed to make it to the square just as I gave the order. I ordered my men to hold, and rushed the reinforcements to the defensive positions just as the other army reached my lines, and I pulled the wounded units back behind my phalanx.
Victory was mine, motherfuckers. I just defeated over five thousand romans with maybe one point five thousand greeks. I look at the general (For narrative purposes, I wasn't micromanaging this guy like nobody's business. :P ) and realize the Brutii army he'd been dominating was reforming, and he'd been sitting pretty still for it. He gets hit by the enemy general and two units of roman cavalry. His cousin rushes to save him, but the unit is annihilated by the charge, the general dying.
Oh... The rage. Cold and crystal clear. I pulled the cousin back, and let the romans batter themselves into retreat.
Awesome badass general lost, but the city saved in the nick of time.

I proceeded on an extermination campaign of the romans, even going so far as to sign peace treaties with the People of Pontus (God I hate them so much) and the remnants of the Macedonian Empire so I could focus my forces on the Italian peninsula. I save Tarentum for last, and burn it to the ground. Gods damned Brutii.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6395 on: August 13, 2012, 06:49:00 am »

Leocrotta.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6396 on: August 13, 2012, 08:43:10 pm »

Got cornered and killed by a bulldozer. After I smashed his faceplate open.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6397 on: August 14, 2012, 02:33:13 am »

Bahamut. At least twelve or so times.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6398 on: August 14, 2012, 03:01:07 am »

As cool as knocking over a casino clad only in dapper suit and sunglasses may be, it turns out it is not entirely practical.
I was surrounded and gunned down whilst frantically trying to re-load my SMG.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6399 on: August 14, 2012, 10:02:54 am »

My life has been a good one, filled with it's ups and downs, obviously. But what made it good was that I had a choice in every single event that I remember. Every event that culminated in where I am now.

In my golden years, along with a loyal husband and two successful children, with a private jet and a nice beachside cottage. My parents have been the guardians of my life and guides of my journey, I will never forget my first violin lesson when I was four, the music was strange and exotic, yet it calls me like the waves of the sea right now.

My depression after their subsequent deaths have scarred me, cancer is not something you can easily win. Yet, my friends and relatives helped me out in coping with their loss.

Ahh, the sunset. All these memories, too hard to write down on paper, much less type them down on leaves of paper. I am glad I took my will to heart, recorded on a vintage 80's tape just as my father wanted.

There it is...the orange sky, like the story of Alcione. I can finally rest.

My eyes close, and darkness overwhelms me. Then...

Light.


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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6400 on: August 14, 2012, 11:14:27 am »

Fighting skilled opponents is significantly more infuriating when your team is getting stomped. Multiple scattergun shots in the face and the back was all that was in it for me.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6401 on: August 14, 2012, 11:47:13 am »

FFIV.

Went through the moon. No save. Killed by the goddamn plague horror.

I decided to start TAY, I've finished FFIv before.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6402 on: August 14, 2012, 12:43:46 pm »

Woke up in my treehouse- no wait, why am I falling...
Rolan7 hit the ground too hard.

Apparently I didn't upload the config files for rubberwood tree blocks.  Also the volcano I built on is, well, missing.  (pretty sure I forgot the Redpower config directory  :P)

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6403 on: August 15, 2012, 05:45:20 am »

This story is in the "greentext" format. If you don't like it, then don't read this fucking story:

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6404 on: August 15, 2012, 08:13:20 am »

Tried to play as a wizard.  Failed.

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