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[postal83]

Just got done selling a load of energy cells to a delaxian wheat farm only to undock right into a billboard and explode.

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X3: Albion Prelude

[Haspen]

Gotta jump over all those waterfalls-

Stupid bat knocks me ofIM DROWNING BLURHG BLURHG BLURHHH-

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La Mulana

[Elu]

Minding my own business, building roads, thinking about aesthetics.
Friend with everyone, commerce with everyone, happy like everyone.

Suddenly, Maori.

"yo gimme your shrimp"
"can't do man. it's my only source of food"
"then DIE AND SUFFER!!!"
"b-but we are bff, we traded lotsa things!"
"i said DIE!"
"i gave you mathematics!"
"but you withheld delicious shrimps"
"here, take them, just stop plundering my everything"
"nope"
"what do you want then?"
"your skull"
"what?"
"your skull. I will EAT delicious shrimps from your SKULL!"

and then his swordsman proceeded to burn and plunder my magnificent cities

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CivIV

[dei]

There are two words to describe how my heroine Saria lost the last time in the game she hails from.

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Those words are "naughty tentacles".

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Corruption of Champions

[Scelly9]

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Corruption of Champions

Oh, god that game.

[warhammer651]

I ran out of energy and took several missile salvos to the face while being unable to dodge

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Armored Core

[Sirus]

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Corruption of Champions

Oh, god that game.

I googled and wish I didn't. It's like, FATAL in videogame form DX

[Haspen]

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Corruption of Champions

Oh, god that game.

I googled and wish I didn't. It's like, FATAL in videogame form DX

Given what you can find in CoC, it's worse than FATAL

[Scelly9]

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Corruption of Champions

Oh, god that game.

I googled and wish I didn't. It's like, FATAL in videogame form DX

Given what you can find in CoC, it's worse than FATAL

Also, much more fun!
Worse in content, better in execution.

[Blizzlord]

I suggest we rerail the thread again before another innocent person loses his mind to the wrong things. This is not a thing that I would share with another willingly.

[Scelly9]

Too many drugs, combined with traitor lab partner.

SS13

[Calech]

Monster zoo again. You'd think I'd have learned right? But this time there's a catch - just as I'm about to die, the game crashes (due to me doing something silly - apparently, because time doesn't work normally in a Pocket Dimension, clicking Digest causes terrible things to happen, possibly involving infinite loops, computations of pies, or other things).

On restarting the game I get the achievement 'Suddenly The Dungeon Collapses'. Apparently there's an achievement for making the game crash.

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Dungeons of Dredmor. Again. Personally I blame the Monster Zoo music for making me do silly things.

[bukitodinos]

Speaking of Dungeons of Dreadmore

My hero is one on perma-death so, naturally im careful.
then, i open a door, a small cluster of thustys.(These guys are new to me)Not too hard, I can just funnel them trough a corner. Then, they don't die in 2 hits and they deal ten damage per hump. so my hero got humped to death..

humiliating but awesome.

[Greiger]

Got split up from my group when we all went to an airfield.  Our leader apperantly did not care for stealth in the least, and just about everywhere we went we perpetually had 3 or 4 zeds following us.  When we got to the airfield that amount jumped to about 15.  Leader said to use the barracks to lose them and we did so.

I ran into one building hoping to lose the zeds by going out a back door, when it turned out a back door didn't exist.  But one of the other guys also ran into the building, but for him they managed to track him into the door.  He manages to get behind me in the corridor and I lay down so we can both shoot and kill the zombies entering the building.  We leave the building and can't find the other 3 members of our group, and figure they must have headed for the hangars.

We get to the hangars and come across one guy from our group fleeing from zombies and unable to lose them.  Me and the other guys take some shots and take down a few, but manage to attract even more zombies on us we didn't know were there, and we split up again.  I manage to lose the zombies following me but start having some major graphics glitches the kind that only happens when facing a certain direction, and come face to face with a bandit, he shoots me down immediately, he must have seen me coming.  And from my new perspective on the floor I see my 2 buddies from the first split-up, likely gunned down the same way.  Blasted PKers, taking advantage of game bugs to score easy kills.

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DayZ

[revo]

Monster zoo again. You'd think I'd have learned right? But this time there's a catch - just as I'm about to die, the game crashes (due to me doing something silly - apparently, because time doesn't work normally in a Pocket Dimension, clicking Digest causes terrible things to happen, possibly involving infinite loops, computations of pies, or other things).

On restarting the game I get the achievement 'Suddenly The Dungeon Collapses'. Apparently there's an achievement for making the game crash.

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Dungeons of Dredmor. Again. Personally I blame the Monster Zoo music for making me do silly things.

You made me boot this up agian after almost a year, and then die to rusty caltrops