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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6165 on: July 25, 2012, 12:29:38 pm »
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Quote from: Hanslanda on July 24, 2012, 11:07:06 pm
Fus Ro Dah back
You're level 47 and you still use unrelenting force against dragons? Why not use fire breath, frost breath or dragonrend?

Because I wanted the dragon to know exactly how fucked he is.
'Hey, I can summon motherfucking dragons and summon gusts of fire into being with a word, but instead I'm going to make you flinch because, well, you're pretty meh.'
Also, I find fire breath and frost breath to be tremendously underpowered against dragons. Or most opponents for that matter. Dragonrend is boss against dragons, but its no fun when you just go 'Land. Now die instantly to me.'

Well, at least FUS RO DAH has the side effect of making dragons shut up mid-sentence.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6166 on: July 25, 2012, 01:11:17 pm »
So me and my fleet dudes are doing this no-win scenario where aliens attack a freighter in waves. Each wave gets harder and harder, if freighter dies - end of scenario.

We passed the three of ten waves, and fourth approaches.

Okay, now the fourt-*BZZT BZZT BZZT BOOM*

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6167 on: July 25, 2012, 02:16:34 pm »
"I'm singiiiing in the rain, singiiing in the rain ra- FUCK GIANT SPIDER"

*flees*

"FUCK ANGRY PANTHER PACK OF STARVING BROWN BEARS ANOTHER SPIDER AHHH"

Then I was ripped to shreds after a prolonged chase.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6168 on: July 25, 2012, 02:49:18 pm »
Fell into some magma.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6169 on: July 25, 2012, 06:04:58 pm »
Meteor took a 90 degree turn just to slam into my face.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6170 on: July 25, 2012, 08:42:44 pm »
Me: Okay...just need to get into the City Hall...MAYBE I can find a weapon the-

Stranger: Wuv me! ;~;

Me: What the-OH FUCK!

Stranger: WHY WONT U WUV ME!? ;_; *chop*

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6171 on: July 25, 2012, 08:53:56 pm »
Quote from: Nega on July 25, 2012, 08:42:44 pm
Me: Okay...just need to get into the City Hall...MAYBE I can find a weapon the-

Stranger: Wuv me! ;~;

Me: What the-OH FUCK!

Stranger: WHY WONT U WUV ME!? ;_; *chop*

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I'ma have to steal that tactic, except I'll be using a voice modulator.

Last 'death': Left the simulation running for a few hours, went bankrupt due to loan interest rate.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6172 on: July 25, 2012, 08:55:24 pm »
Quote from: Peewee on July 25, 2012, 08:53:56 pm
Quote from: Nega on July 25, 2012, 08:42:44 pm
Me: Okay...just need to get into the City Hall...MAYBE I can find a weapon the-

Stranger: Wuv me! ;~;

Me: What the-OH FUCK!

Stranger: WHY WONT U WUV ME!? ;_; *chop*

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I'ma have to steal that tactic, except I'll be using a voice modulator.
Oh lawdy. How will you be modulating your voice? Like, just wavery, or imparting a robotic flatness like Portal's turrets?
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6173 on: July 25, 2012, 08:59:53 pm »
Quote from: Graknorke on July 25, 2012, 08:55:24 pm
Oh lawdy. How will you be modulating your voice? Like, just wavery, or imparting a robotic flatness like Portal's turrets?
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I was just planning on using the software that came with my headset to turn up the pitch and maybe add some echo.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6174 on: July 25, 2012, 10:27:48 pm »
Ha. Portal style flatten/autotune/childlike would be interesting!
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6175 on: July 25, 2012, 10:49:01 pm »
Quote from: Hanslanda on July 25, 2012, 12:24:39 pm
It'd be like using the health cheat on Morrowind while you were drowning. Sure, you die eventually, but first you get to enjoy an hour or so of torture.

Or you could have large enough a constant healing effect on your gear to never die from drowning. Everything is better with perpetual drowning!  :o
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6176 on: July 25, 2012, 11:00:51 pm »
Hehe, Morrowind and the constant healing enchantments.

PC: Did you kill me, fully and completely, with a single blow?
Enemy: No... Not quite.
PC: Oh, well then I'm full health. Try again.
Enemy: Nope, again I was very close.
PC: Eh, sucks to be you. *Casts nuke*
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6177 on: July 25, 2012, 11:04:07 pm »
I got too close to a wall

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6178 on: July 25, 2012, 11:22:45 pm »
Realized how glitchy the graphics could be, so I quit game without saving.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6179 on: July 25, 2012, 11:30:05 pm »
I created a new character only to be wounded by an npc immediately when I spawned. I realized it was an npc I pissed off in my last life (In fact, my last character's body was laying in a bloody heap right next to the npc). I wasn't going to have any of that bull, so I
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this action also popped the game off... As in, the game crashed....

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