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[Batman Wayne]

me and my friend in a police tank with a fire extinguisher, we kept spraying a person so she never goes up, until 2 people popped out of no where and began shooting us, i reversed and ran over both of them, i was driving and they kept following me, too busy to look back, i find myself driving towards a hill, and right when i was going to go right, the tank rolled towards the hill and landed safely, its not until we see a car charging infront of the tank, we decide its over and we fire a shot towards the car, boom, while i was getting cocky, i hear a rolling noise from behind, it was a car rolling at us, i couldnt have time to drive away, and... we died.



GTA SAN ANDREAS MULTIPLAYER

[Alkhemia]

Every 5 seconds in stage 2-1 of Touhou 9.5 Shoot the Bullet that game so hard.

[Hanslanda]

I fought a blood dragon.
Mother of god, I don't think I've ever fought something as strong as that..

Skyrim.

lol

I once killed a blood dragon with my bare damn hands.

Sure, I had the Heavy Armor perk that increases unarmed damage, and Berserker Rage, and a fuckton of health potions, but I still killed the damn thing with my hands.

Elder Dragons are a wee bit harder.

Yeah, well, I didn't have any health potions, and it's breath just ripped straight through my armor. My only source of health was my healing spell. And that doesn't even happen with normal dragons, who I can effortlessly kill.

Sheeit son, wait until you're fighting ANCIENT dragons. Then they start showing in pairs occasionally, not to mention how many times I've been fighting a dragon and wandered into wildlife... Like two dremora Valkynaz.

*knuckle cracks*

Bring 'em on!

My char is so incredibly tanky that he's nearly invulnerable.

Yeah, I know the feeling. The encounter I referenced, with the two Valkynaz and two dragons, was played with a heavy armor warrior Imperial. That encounter was his only death since reaching level 30, and he's level 47 now.
I know there's a lot of people who swear by sneaking or magic trickery, but for me, you aren't living until you plant your ass directly in front of a pissed off dragon, shrug off his breath like it was a chill breeze, Fus Ro Dah back, and then fucking kill the bastard before it can get off the ground with a medieval weapon.

[The Scout]

Wiring up the solar panels when I noticed I fucked up the start. The solars lined up with the sun perfectly, and fried me to a crisp.
SS13

[jaxy15]

Fus Ro Dah back

You're level 47 and you still use unrelenting force against dragons? Why not use fire breath, frost breath or dragonrend?

[612DwarfAvenue]

Fus Ro Dah back

You're level 47 and you still use unrelenting force against dragons? Why not use fire breath, frost breath or dragonrend?

Because none of those are Fus Ro Dah, of course.

[Oliolli]

Fus Ro Dah back

You're level 47 and you still use unrelenting force against dragons? Why not use fire breath, frost breath or dragonrend?

You use shouts?

Orc in enchanted daedric armor with an enchanted daedric sword (which he doesn't use, since he doesn't want to spend the enchantment, instead uses an unenchanted ebony sword) and a daedric shield. No sort of magical trickery, save for healing spells are required. Destruction, conjuration, etc etc etc all the way up to shouts are not required.

[Aptus]

Archery, enchanting, blacksmithing, alchemy, sneak. Game broken, you're welcome :p

[Reudh]

Fus Ro Dah back

You're level 47 and you still use unrelenting force against dragons? Why not use fire breath, frost breath or dragonrend?

You use shouts?

Orc in enchanted daedric armor with an enchanted daedric sword (which he doesn't use, since he doesn't want to spend the enchantment, instead uses an unenchanted ebony sword) and a daedric shield. No sort of magical trickery, save for healing spells are required. Destruction, conjuration, etc etc etc all the way up to shouts are not required.

You try doing a Bendu Olo run of Oblivion.
Standard Imperial. Lord Birthsign. No armour allowed except leather during tough battles (bosses, etc.). No weapons allowed except an iron dagger during tough battles.
No magic besides the beginning two (Flare, 5pts Fire damage and Restore Health, 5pts Restore Health.)
So much fun, especially on max difficulty. Basically you have to wear rats down bit by bit with a hit and run punch where they can do a sizable amount to you in return.

Of course, there's a mod which makes it have much more sense. It changes animations and applies script effects; a particularly skilled H2H fighter can knock weapons out of hands, knock opponents unconscious...

[ThtblovesDF]

Skyrim?

Summon X

Your equipment is now worthless until late game.

Got nailed in the face by 3 fireballs after a para-dart made sure I won't move again - the fireballs pushed me onto a spike trap and ended my life.

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Unepic

[Nega]

Okay, this is the tenth time I've edited my plane, It has GOT to fly now.  Throttle up slowly... yes! Now it won't fall of the runway, for once.  Now I just have to pull up, and it should fly.  Almost... Almost... yes-NO! HOW? WHY DID THE PILOT'S SEAT FALL OFF? NOOOOOOOOO!

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Kerbal Space Program.  I can't make very good planes, since if a design won't work, I try to force it to instead of trying another one.  It flew, but not before losing it's pilot's seat.

[nenjin]

Tried to save a DPSer who was dying during his little part of the boss fight. Tried to jump on to a ramp to get up to the platform where I would have LOS to him.

Instead I missed the jump and fell straight into black goo, which applies a 3 second stun and hinders your movement, while damaging the shit out of you. I never even had the chance to jump out and try again. The rest of the party went down like a stone after that. :|

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The Secret World

[Hanslanda]

Fus Ro Dah back

You're level 47 and you still use unrelenting force against dragons? Why not use fire breath, frost breath or dragonrend?

Because I wanted the dragon to know exactly how fucked he is.
'Hey, I can summon motherfucking dragons and summon gusts of fire into being with a word, but instead I'm going to make you flinch because, well, you're pretty meh.'
Also, I find fire breath and frost breath to be tremendously underpowered against dragons. Or most opponents for that matter. Dragonrend is boss against dragons, but its no fun when you just go 'Land. Now die instantly to me.'

Fus Ro Dah back

You're level 47 and you still use unrelenting force against dragons? Why not use fire breath, frost breath or dragonrend?

You use shouts?

Orc in enchanted daedric armor with an enchanted daedric sword (which he doesn't use, since he doesn't want to spend the enchantment, instead uses an unenchanted ebony sword) and a daedric shield. No sort of magical trickery, save for healing spells are required. Destruction, conjuration, etc etc etc all the way up to shouts are not required.

Yes, I use shouts. Mostly only Unrelenting Force, and mostly only on human sized opponents near cliffs. I also like using Elemental fury with my Legendary Daedric Battleaxe, Dragonrend if the big bastard just won't land, and Ethereal when jumping off cliffs. All my daedric armor is enchanted as well. And I don't use healing magic. I've got enough potions to drown someone.

[Matz05]

What a horrible torture it must be to drown someone in healing potion...

[Hanslanda]

It'd be like using the health cheat on Morrowind while you were drowning. Sure, you die eventually, but first you get to enjoy an hour or so of torture.