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Akura

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5895 on: June 30, 2012, 11:40:00 am »
Painstakingly managed to climb the city walls, having arrived in the middle of the night and finding the gates closed. Took all my magicka to heal the damage from failed attempts(ironically, I kept falling right at the top of the wall). Finding myself on top of the wall, I try to figure out how to get down. I take the simplest idea of simply running and jumping off.

Turns out, the edges of walls are particle accelerators. As in, I was accelerated up into the air, and made it about a quarter of the way through the town(it was a big town) before ending up as a smear in the street).

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5896 on: June 30, 2012, 02:15:05 pm »
Quote from: Akura on June 30, 2012, 11:40:00 am
Painstakingly managed to climb the city walls, having arrived in the middle of the night and finding the gates closed. Took all my magicka to heal the damage from failed attempts(ironically, I kept falling right at the top of the wall). Finding myself on top of the wall, I try to figure out how to get down. I take the simplest idea of simply running and jumping off.

Turns out, the edges of walls are particle accelerators. As in, I was accelerated up into the air, and made it about a quarter of the way through the town(it was a big town) before ending up as a smear in the street).

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5897 on: June 30, 2012, 03:22:39 pm »
Quote from: Devling on June 30, 2012, 02:15:05 pm
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5898 on: June 30, 2012, 03:31:41 pm »
DDO, Clan Tunnelworm Den, The ACID TUNNEL OF DEATH! Killed my entire party, some of them (me included) twice. If that tunnel could level up from killing players it would have. Before that I waltzed merrily into a different acid trap that one shotted me, because apparently acid traps like to kill me today.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5899 on: June 30, 2012, 03:50:09 pm »
Rogue AI started demanding vegetables. I planted cabbages, but my botanist friend used Plant-B-Gone on them, yelling "DIE CABBAGES". In anger, I tried to force feed him cabbages. After a fight, I suddenly collapsed and died.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5900 on: June 30, 2012, 04:14:58 pm »
Quote from: jaxy15 on June 30, 2012, 03:50:09 pm
Rogue AI started demanding vegetables. I planted cabbages, but my botanist friend used Plant-B-Gone on them, yelling "DIE CABBAGES". In anger, I tried to force feed him cabbages. After a fight, I suddenly collapsed and died.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5901 on: June 30, 2012, 04:16:35 pm »
Quote from: Xeron on June 30, 2012, 04:14:58 pm
Quote from: jaxy15 on June 30, 2012, 03:50:09 pm
Rogue AI started demanding vegetables. I planted cabbages, but my botanist friend used Plant-B-Gone on them, yelling "DIE CABBAGES". In anger, I tried to force feed him cabbages. After a fight, I suddenly collapsed and died.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5902 on: June 30, 2012, 04:30:20 pm »
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5903 on: June 30, 2012, 07:00:04 pm »
Devoured in my bed during the midnightly Zombie attack when the town gates were left open... Only the third night, too >.<

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« Reply #5904 on: June 30, 2012, 08:28:30 pm »
Ogres. 10+ of them, all packed into one lair... Whips aren't quite as deadly against creatures that do not feel pain.
Then again, I killed nine of them and my companions killed a few more. I would have won, except I was distracted and got careless, and then one of the last ones scored a lucky hit, severing my spine and latching onto my throat. Ack.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5905 on: June 30, 2012, 09:54:51 pm »
Quote from: Leonon on June 30, 2012, 03:31:41 pm
DDO, Clan Tunnelworm Den, The ACID TUNNEL OF DEATH! Killed my entire party, some of them (me included) twice. If that tunnel could level up from killing players it would have. Before that I waltzed merrily into a different acid trap that one shotted me, because apparently acid traps like to kill me today.

Oh god I know which one you mean. Exactly which one.

I also experienced death in DDO today. Turns out that a singular monk at level 20 can not take on five level 22 Drow warriors without heals, buffs, or any sort of support. Really need to make good friends with a cleric or two.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5906 on: July 01, 2012, 03:06:45 am »
Started eating god-crystals just 'cause, but without any particular plans to defend them or anything.

Space orcs thought that was real cute.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5907 on: July 01, 2012, 03:11:57 am »
Quote from: IronyOwl on July 01, 2012, 03:06:45 am
Started eating god-crystals just 'cause, but without any particular plans to defend them or anything.

Space orcs thought that was real cute.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5908 on: July 01, 2012, 03:16:56 am »
I want that game so much, but I can't find it anywhere in stores.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5909 on: July 01, 2012, 06:27:01 am »
I was a humble chemist, making pills with iron. Then someone placed a power sink, and I was notified of syndicate agents. As I was leaving, someone shot me several times with a desert eagle.

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In the same game, I started making LSD pills and swallowing them. Security found out, attacked me, but I jumped out of an airlock and suffocated in space.
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