Starting up simulator - Bird of Prey (me) against USS Enterprise.
I pummel it nicely because that kind of ship lacks aft torpedoes, so I just sit behind it and first cripple it's warp drive, and then impulse engines. It turns to face me, ha, for the last view of the victory? Well then I will destroy your saucer fir-*TORPEDO x20*
Apparently a glitch in the game made the Enterprise reload it's torpedo launchers instantly. I didn't manage to run away before constant stream of torpedoes blasted me to pieces.
OK, attempt two.
This time, I was in the middle of crippling the impulse engines when I suddenly noticed that the Enterprise's warp engine suddenly went from 20 points to 0. I made emergency stop just to make the overloading warp core show up right into my face. *WARP CORE BOOM*
Attempt three, dammit.
This time, when I was making a circle around it whilst cloaked, the Enterprise suddenly went full speed, slammed against me and propelled me right into gas giant. Before I could get outta there, the gases and friction turned my ship to dust.
Apparently someone on board of Enterprise must've been writing a book '101 ways to destroy a Klingon warship.'
Fuck you Enterprise.
Star Trek: Klingon Academy