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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5805 on: June 12, 2012, 11:53:18 am »

Hid myself in a safe corner(or so I thought), and took control of a mining bot. A few seconds later, I get a mission fail, and the camera pans over to a giant crab [REDACTED] Vicky.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5806 on: June 13, 2012, 06:55:32 am »

I washed up on the coast of a third world country infested with zombies, and promptly got shot by a bandit when I went for the treeline.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5807 on: June 13, 2012, 11:13:44 pm »

Dracula and Death Tag Team match....  That's some BS right there.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5808 on: June 14, 2012, 12:19:49 am »

Ok this is going pretty good.  Clearing out aliens pretty good, the National guard appears to be more of a threat to itself than the aliens, but that tank is mostly staying out of my way...  Big wave of civvies, that must have been that distress call.  I'll just have my laser pistol guy here  cover them on their way in then...

Great, teleports, I knew it was a matter of time.  Oh holy hell is that a sectopod? I remember them.  Crap, where's my gatling laser guy.  Ah I see his sniper nest has a shredder, he's going to be busy for awhile, I'll have to send the autocannon guy up to cover him. Oh wow there's a lot of them.  Crap, just lost my point guys.   Oh, the game is telling me to disengage.  Don't mind if I do.

Ok, guy guarding the wave of civvies, throw a proxy grenade and bail, the proxy should cover the civilians enough for them to get out.  Ok and around that corner and...oh shit it's the sectopod, and reaction fire, and that guy's dead.  Those civvies won't make it past that.  Ok gatling laser clear yourself a path, good job, autocannon turn around and GTFO.  There's a shredder, yer too close, switch to AP rounds, yer out of TUs ok, hopefully it didn't notice you, take it out next turn.

Crap it noticed you, well yer dead.  Ok gatling lazer, you are my last guy, don't mess with that shredder that took out autocannon, jump down that hole you made clearing the room, and now that next one... good, out the door, there's the tank you'll be at the evac zone next turn.

Ok hidden movement, dammit theres a shredder coming right for ya from the side...good you lived it, as long as more don't come- NATIONAL GUARD TANK! NO DON'T SHOOT IT'S TOO CLOSE TO MY LAST-  *BOOM*

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5809 on: June 14, 2012, 12:43:58 am »

Got the Normandy achievement  :-[
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HAHAHA!

Yeah I got that one too.   :-[
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5810 on: June 14, 2012, 10:41:57 pm »

Charged an enemy titan, tripped over my own feet, and was then pounded into the dirt before I could stand up.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5811 on: June 14, 2012, 10:56:42 pm »

Got the Normandy achievement  :-[
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HAHAHA!

Yeah I got that one too.   :-[
I also got that one. :(
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5812 on: June 14, 2012, 11:37:28 pm »

I'm pretty sure anyone who knows about WW2 from the USA's perspective gets what the achievement means.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5813 on: June 15, 2012, 12:14:03 am »

Turns out, five feet of water is insufficient to slow your fall from twenty stories up.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5814 on: June 15, 2012, 01:01:12 am »

Got the Normandy achievement  :-[
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Yeah I got that one too.   :-[
I also got that one. :(
It was fairly easy to get... :-[

I'm pretty sure anyone who knows about WW2 from the USA's perspective gets what the achievement means.
If it required deconstructing an entire dungeon floor, it could still be "Normandy", although now from the French perspective  :P

What you probably meant was "...who knows about D-Day from the marine's perspective..."

Replace D-Day with Omaha Beach if you wish.

Sure, the US lost a lot of similarly equipped people duiring Overlord. But so did the British and Germans.

The Soviets lost a lot of similarly equipped people during WWII.

Just that Omaha Beach is what most people think of when "Normandy" is mentioned. And, well, 'First floor', just entering -> D-Day.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5815 on: June 15, 2012, 02:45:06 am »

See a forest. Start to build a small fort. Notice the webs off to the side a little too late. Swarmed by spiders that move faster than me (at 140 on cocaine) and poison with every hit, causing me to get progressively slower as my body is wracked with pain and spasms, then eventually overwhelmed.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5816 on: June 15, 2012, 05:01:50 am »

Spiders can't catch you if they, you and the forest are on fire.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5817 on: June 15, 2012, 05:22:54 am »

First time I made it past level 3 or something and then I get to level 10 and kill every monster. But quess what happens, Lord dredmor sees me from another room and nukes me before I have time to react.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5818 on: June 15, 2012, 05:39:38 am »

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5819 on: June 15, 2012, 06:30:48 am »

Spiders can't catch you if they, you and the forest are on fire.

Just like with Ninjas.
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