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Donuts

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5610 on: May 04, 2012, 09:30:48 am »
*Sniff* Headhumper in vent. Evil.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5611 on: May 04, 2012, 10:10:27 am »
Quote from: Donuts on May 04, 2012, 09:30:48 am
*Sniff* Headhumper in vent. Evil.
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There are three things you must learn if you wish to defeat me, my young pupil. First, you must look within yourself and find your core of strength. Second, your mind and body must be in perfect unison. Third...
*WHACK*
Third, stop listening when you should be fighting.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5612 on: May 04, 2012, 10:46:33 am »
Bomb Frog went off earlier than expected.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5613 on: May 04, 2012, 10:49:44 am »
Made a completely unarmed and unarmored wrestler, managed to fight off several peasants in a village I was trying to rampage through.  I beat them off using lots of eye gouges, and killed a few using chokeholds. 

Then the tame, stray animals went after me.  The boars led the charge, and there were too many of them for me to grapple without getting hurt.

Essentially, I'd just experienced animal farm.




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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5614 on: May 04, 2012, 01:14:39 pm »
My personal minotaur bodyguard was tearing trough the armies of my demon colleagues, and half of hell was under my command already, when suddenly the guy upstairs decided to send an archangel and his army down to punish "The Most Wicked One". While I feel honored by such a title, I did not like that particular kind of attention and retreated my whole army back to my stronghold. Even there, the might of "The Harbingers", "The 300", and my elite troop of minotaurs combined could not stop the angelic host.

I can still hear Belial laughing at my untimely banishment.

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Third, stop listening when you should be fighting.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5615 on: May 04, 2012, 06:49:59 pm »
My horse derped into a wall and got stuck, so I ended up surrounded by enemy archers who pincushioned me before I could get halfway to them. I should really switch back to a bastard sword; I miss being able to do something with my shield other than wear it on my back.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5616 on: May 04, 2012, 10:05:04 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on May 04, 2012, 06:49:59 pm
My horse derped into a wall and got stuck, so I ended up surrounded by enemy archers who pincushioned me before I could get halfway to them. I should really switch back to a bastard sword; I miss being able to do something with my shield other than wear it on my back.

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If you hit backslash, you can put away your weapon & then take your shield out by itself.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5617 on: May 04, 2012, 10:14:10 pm »
Quote from: Blargityblarg on May 04, 2012, 10:05:04 pm
Quote from: Flying Dice on May 04, 2012, 06:49:59 pm
My horse derped into a wall and got stuck, so I ended up surrounded by enemy archers who pincushioned me before I could get halfway to them. I should really switch back to a bastard sword; I miss being able to do something with my shield other than wear it on my back.

M&B

If you hit backslash, you can put away your weapon & then take your shield out by itself.
True, but no true mercenary of dubious nationality would dare disgrace their country/ies of origin with such cowardly behavior. Why, if you don't have a drawn weapon at all times, you might as well be a Swabian!

"What? You mean I've been working for Swabian lords? Uh, yes, your majesty? Say, is that a dra-SURPRISEPUNCHTOTHEFACE!"
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5618 on: May 05, 2012, 02:12:19 am »
Got trapped as the Bannor (good, in a way warmongers) on a small peninsula by the Hippus (Neutral, warmongers) and Svartalfar (evil). Both hated me more than the other.

No surprise, the Hippus chose to murder me because I didn't spam units to keep them from thinking of murdering me. Not that spamming units would have helped me, considering I could not expand and was outnumbered.

Checking, turns out EVERYONE ELSE got got a sizable amount of land just for themselves. A few even got a whole damn island to themselves. Me, I get a shitty peninsula next to two people who hate me, one of which is a dedicated warmonger. :D

Ah well, the RNG is a cruel bastard sometimes. I should have tried to kill the Hippus much, much earlier in the game.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5619 on: May 05, 2012, 02:40:28 am »
Had taken over several castles, and just recruited two of their lords. Then all of the Sarranids attack, we are able to hold them off. Shortly after, the Khergit Khanate attack us in our weakened state. We had gotten along so well, and I'd always helped them out during their battles, but then they betrayed me. This brought my rebellion to a halt, as I lost all of my soldiers, and don't feel like going through all of that again, not for a while at least.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5620 on: May 05, 2012, 09:01:53 am »
So, i encounter a gas-filled metal walkway, you know the ones that sometimes has 173 at the end? I don my gas mask, sprint through, and sigh with relief that 173 wasn't there...

...

... imagine my surprise when i open the door, go through and then realize too late 173 went through that same door and was waiting for me. Cue brickshitting as i realize my blink meter's getting low, the door's already closed and i don't have enough time to fumble around trying to find the button to open it the door as i keep my eyes on 173. Cue blink -- CRUNCH.


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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5621 on: May 05, 2012, 09:16:54 am »
Was just about to start my final attack on the enemy base, when suddenly my computer crashed.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5622 on: May 06, 2012, 12:02:53 pm »
After killing no less than four bosses without losing my body, I gracefully strafed off a walkway into a bottomless pit in the Tower of Latria.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5623 on: May 07, 2012, 07:18:49 pm »
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5624 on: May 07, 2012, 07:24:21 pm »
Shot a UFO with a pistol, which then exploded killing me instantly.

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