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Greiger

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5430 on: April 10, 2012, 10:43:46 pm »
Don't you need a full on wish spell to even have a chance of killing the terrasque?  Something about reducing it to 0 hp not actually killing it, and needing to use a wish spell to actually finish it off at that point.  I don't entirely recall but do balor even have the spell levels to cast wish?

I suppose my info is pretty old though, and I never really messed around much with those super strong creatures anyway, so ignore me if I'm completely off base.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5431 on: April 10, 2012, 10:47:37 pm »
Pretty sure Tarrasque wins. It has tons of AC (in the 30s or 40s?), DR 15/epic, and 850+ HP.

Also, Tarrasque has fast heal 40, and always recieves only NL damage. As if that wasn't enough, Tarrasque never dies until you wish or miracle it away.

EDIT :: Actually, if T grapples and pins Balor (T gets about +16 32? or so because of size), it can ravage it to death. I think.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5432 on: April 10, 2012, 10:49:33 pm »
Well, if RTDs count, in Piecewise's Einsteinian Roulette my character got vaporized from the navel down by an alien weapon, and then later (he was already dead, Tiruin's character was dragging his corpse around) he got shot in the chest by friendly fire with a Gauss rifle so now he's missing his heart, lungs, and probably some other internal organs. XD If it doesn't count, sorry, but that was funny enough to me that I wanted to include it.

In any case, I have another one. I tried to kill Leon Kennedy in Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City to see what that ending's like (instead of siding with him, which I did the first time around). This fucker can eat like fifty grenades without dying and autokill you if you get too close. I got too close. ::) At least I won... after like 15 deaths and forty or fifty minutes of trying...

@ninja Sky: I warned you, dog. I told you about Tarrasques. >.>
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5433 on: April 10, 2012, 10:52:34 pm »
Quote from: SeriousConcentrate on April 10, 2012, 10:49:33 pm
Well, if RTDs count, in Piecewise's Einsteinian Roulette my character got vaporized from the navel down by an alien weapon, and then later (he was already dead, Tiruin's character was dragging his corpse around) he got shot in the chest by friendly fire with a Gauss rifle so now he's missing his heart, lungs, and probably some other internal organs. XD If it doesn't count, sorry, but that was funny enough to me that I wanted to include it.
Heh, I was the one who shot him. To be fair I wasn't trying to shoot him, I was trying to fly around a room on the kickback of my gun and he happened to be in the way.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5434 on: April 10, 2012, 10:53:22 pm »
I wasn't going to name names. :3
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5435 on: April 10, 2012, 10:55:01 pm »
Quote from: Scelly9 on April 10, 2012, 10:52:34 pm
Quote from: SeriousConcentrate on April 10, 2012, 10:49:33 pm
Well, if RTDs count, in Piecewise's Einsteinian Roulette my character got vaporized from the navel down by an alien weapon, and then later (he was already dead, Tiruin's character was dragging his corpse around) he got shot in the chest by friendly fire with a Gauss rifle so now he's missing his heart, lungs, and probably some other internal organs. XD If it doesn't count, sorry, but that was funny enough to me that I wanted to include it.
Heh, I was the one who shot him. To be fair I wasn't trying to shoot him, I was trying to fly around a room on the kickback of my gun and he happened to be in the way.
Hey, nobody said which organs you lost. If you're lucky, it may just be your appendix!

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5436 on: April 10, 2012, 10:55:15 pm »
Neither did I! I never told them my characters name was Ivan!
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5437 on: April 11, 2012, 12:32:06 am »
~Walking around in Dragonsreach with no bounty~ ~Do do do do d-

(Everyone) "HEY LET'S KILL THAT INNOCENT DRAGONBORN LOL!"

Wha- BLARG SWORD IN CHEST

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5438 on: April 11, 2012, 05:26:59 am »
Quote from: Tiruin on April 10, 2012, 10:55:01 pm
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*Dies under a hailfire of ammo.*
Sounds more like tf2
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5439 on: April 11, 2012, 07:50:52 am »
I get ambushed while trying to investigate an alien scout that has landed. I lost almost my entire force in 4 turns. The next day the sectoids invaded my base and my remaining 4 soldiers were wiped out and it was game over.
I only lasted 4 months, which has never happened before.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5440 on: April 11, 2012, 08:18:50 am »
Backburnerfest + machinafest.


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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5442 on: April 11, 2012, 09:16:45 pm »
Was shot 3 times with a shotgun for drunken brawling with a monkey.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5443 on: April 11, 2012, 09:18:34 pm »
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Was shot 3 times with a shotgun for drunken brawling with a monkey.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5444 on: April 12, 2012, 03:31:20 pm »
Got mauled by three enemy mechas armed with energy sabers.
These stealthy assholes surrounded me and slashed me and my ultrashitty mech to pieces before I could react.

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