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[jaxy15]

Mashy spike plate.

Portal 2

[Myroc]

Shotgunned to death by an angry shopkeeper.

What the hell, game? Why the flying fuck would you hide the entrance to the black market in a goddamn shop?

[FuzzyZergling]

Shotgunned to death by an angry shopkeeper.

What the hell, game? Why the flying fuck would you hide the entrance to the black market in a goddamn shop?

Spelunky?

[Trapezohedron]

Shotgunned to death by an angry shopkeeper.

What the hell, game? Why the flying fuck would you hide the entrance to the black market in a goddamn shop?

Spelunky?

Either that, or he lucked out on Slash'EM, finding the portal to the black market in a shop, while carrying all the junk he planned to buy in the previous shop.

Of course, he couldn't pay up, because shotgun happened.

[Myroc]

Spelunky, yes. I even had a jetpack and a shotgun of my own, but I wasn't fast enough.

[Trapezohedron]

No matter what your ego might tell you, salvaging for parts, astronauts and missiles in between the crossfire of two mutually hostile races isn't a good idea.

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X3: Albion Prelude

All battered up with lazors that can rip capital-class (biggest, baddest) ships apart.

[Oliolli]

Umiman infantry-rushed me while sending in excessive amounts of tank destroyers. And finished it all by sneaking an APC near my command units.

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Wargame: European Escalation

[cerapa]

This isnt exactly "me" but whatever.

I had a very charismatic prostitute on whom I had trained up seduction and also had two other sneaky dudes. The prostitute was trying to seduce a policeman, when suddenly it came out it was an ambush and the prostitute got arrested. I was going "no problem" at that point, cause it was a single breaking and entering charge. The defense did well, everything went well, and the verdict? DEATH SENTENCE.

So im freaking out a bit, and train my sneaky guys really hard so they could break into jail. During the course of that, the worse of my dudes gets shot. Got no time, so I just train the other dude alone. But then I accidentally press F for attack instead of V for sneak, and my better dude got shot, hospitalizing him. Luckily my worse dude had gotten better by that time, so I quickly buy a car, and train sneak until the last day when the prostitute would be executed.

And then I attack the prison. Sneak past every guard I see until I come across the place where I can free prisoners. I free them, but my prostitute isnt there. I just rescue whoever I can. Because the prisoners cant sneak, I was forced to just slog through guards shooting at me. Half the prisoners died at the first group of guards I see. I rescue some more wandering prisoners and am almost at the exit. Suddenly, 5 deathsquad people. They kill everyone but one prisoner and my dude, but we are carryng some wounded. Right at the exit, there is another deathsquad. They completely litter the wounded we are carrying with bullets, killing them. Then we run away, but in the chase the prisoner I saved gets shot and dies.

So there I am, one dude hospitalized, the other just shot full of bullets and slowly healing, cant do anything. Press wait for a single turn. The prostitute gets executed by crushing of the head.

I dont know why she wasnt in the prison, but I do know Im gonna burn the damn place down.

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Our very own Liberal Crime Squad

[Sirus]

Got laser'd repeatedly. Good bye, intact body!

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Stealth Bastard

[Ehndras]

This isnt exactly "me" but whatever.

I had a very charismatic prostitute on whom I had trained up seduction and also had two other sneaky dudes. The prostitute was trying to seduce a policeman, when suddenly it came out it was an ambush and the prostitute got arrested. I was going "no problem" at that point, cause it was a single breaking and entering charge. The defense did well, everything went well, and the verdict? DEATH SENTENCE.

So im freaking out a bit, and train my sneaky guys really hard so they could break into jail. During the course of that, the worse of my dudes gets shot. Got no time, so I just train the other dude alone. But then I accidentally press F for attack instead of V for sneak, and my better dude got shot, hospitalizing him. Luckily my worse dude had gotten better by that time, so I quickly buy a car, and train sneak until the last day when the prostitute would be executed.

And then I attack the prison. Sneak past every guard I see until I come across the place where I can free prisoners. I free them, but my prostitute isnt there. I just rescue whoever I can. Because the prisoners cant sneak, I was forced to just slog through guards shooting at me. Half the prisoners died at the first group of guards I see. I rescue some more wandering prisoners and am almost at the exit. Suddenly, 5 deathsquad people. They kill everyone but one prisoner and my dude, but we are carryng some wounded. Right at the exit, there is another deathsquad. They completely litter the wounded we are carrying with bullets, killing them. Then we run away, but in the chase the prisoner I saved gets shot and dies.

So there I am, one dude hospitalized, the other just shot full of bullets and slowly healing, cant do anything. Press wait for a single turn. The prostitute gets executed by crushing of the head.

I dont know why she wasnt in the prison, but I do know Im gonna burn the damn place down.

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Our very own Liberal Crime Squad

DO IT.

I can see you're playing on Nightmare Mode like my Let's Play, haha. Really leads to some fun moments, like when I was flamethrowered in the park by a douchebag fireman and then charged with arson like I'M the bastard with a flamethrower.

[FuzzyZergling]

Gogdamnit Giant Spider, why can't we just be friends?
And you, Man Eating Plant and Surprise Frog! You guys are dicks!

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Spelunky.

[Itnetlolor]

Mis-calculated a trajectory with my aircraft when barnstorming. In a later attempt, however, I put it to total shame.

Spoiler: Deathtrap stunt site (click to show/hide)

BTW, the other craft I used and failed with was plenty smaller (Actually it was a Devastator, like the one in the background. I was piloting the Balmoral Bomber in that screencap (mind you, flawless flight, without a scratch with a brand new one I literally snatched right out of the sky from that other Devastator I was previously flying. This game is all kinds of badass.)). Too awesome to not make as an avatar.

Crimson Skies (Classic PC version)

[FuzzyZergling]

Fell past the bottom of the stage.

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Spelunky.
First time making it to World Three, yay!

[Sirus]

Progress!

Killed by Abyss' third and final form. Screw you, Abyss.

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MUGEN

[Itnetlolor]

Crashed into more obstacles and shot down by autogyros many times, and even made a head-on collision with the last wave of fighters. I hate the Hollywood Hijinks chapter.

Crimson Skies (again)