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[Trapezohedron]

Super Mario Bros. 1's jump and running physics don't translate to the keyboard well.

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Mari0

Whoops I slipped again. I really should've used portals to... you know.

[Ehndras]

Toribash! Got around 8-9 friends on and off of B12 who play that with me, good times!

In more recent news, I had some fun with a cool roving wizard, who I accidentally killed with 3 shots from my explosive crossbow before binding his soul to a shell as an artificer enslaved to me. I then proceeded to blow up half the place, and ultimately was the only one left alive with my artificer slave.

Good SS13 times.

[612DwarfAvenue]

In more recent news, I had some fun with a cool roving wizard, who I accidentally killed with 3 shots from my explosive crossbow before binding his soul to a shell as an artificer enslaved to me. I then proceeded to blow up half the place, and ultimately was the only one left alive with my artificer slave.

Good SS13 times.

What was the server?

[ashton1993]

Toribash! Got around 8-9 friends on and off of B12 who play that with me, good times!

I own at Toribash, nothing prepared me for the time in Wushu though when I rushed someone, kicked them in half, spun around and with the other foot decapitated them, as a result I'd pushed myself about 12' ft into the air, so there I was thinking "Yup, I've won" he grabs his legs with one arm, his head with the other and whilst somehow staying perfectly upright lobs his head at me, he gets lucky and dismembers my arm which falls to the floor and I disqaulify when my shoulder hits the ground, shortly afterwards my crumbled body plummets to the floor and ragdoll tumbles a good dozen meters.

[Kaleb702 Games]

I broke my mouse's scroll wheel.

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CURSE YOU DELL! Y U MAKE BAD MOUSE

[Silent_Thunder]

Went to space and did a few orbits. Completed a successful moon landing and a successful moon launch. Upon reentry I noticed, I forgot the parachute. Jeb smilied all the way down, bless his heart.

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Kerbal Space Program

[Akura]

Didn't know the controls(game didn't come with a manual). Then got into a fight with a teenage girl... holding an axe as big as her. Didn't realize how badly my ass was handed to me until I came to.

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Radiata Stories. Getting your ass kicked by Ridley is part of the storyline, but the part about not knowing the controls was true.

[Ehndras]

Updated Starfarer to its newest version, which adds new features and both a pirate and a Tri-Tachyon space station with their own ships, weapons and such available.

Sadly, it seems you no longer start with a random Frigate-sized ship, but are hardcoded to start with a Brawler. The Brawler-class has front-mounted shields, spray-and-pray short-ranged missiles (100) and front-mounted machine-guns.

Needless to say, I'm used to long-range missiles and omni-shields, so I got raped 8 times in a row because I keep forgetting I can't shift my shield coverage mid-battle, effectively making all of my old fighting tactics utterly useless until I capture or purchase a new ship.

NPC can take this god damn Brawler, but I'm buying something with some god damn omni-shields!

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tldr;

Starfarer update, forced to use ship I hate, got raped x8.

[Tarran]

Sadly, it seems you no longer start with a random Frigate-sized ship, but are hardcoded to start with a Brawler. The Brawler-class has front-mounted shields, spray-and-pray short-ranged missiles (100) and front-mounted machine-guns.

Strange, because I'm sure I've started with a Lasher twice.

[Wolf Tengu]

I was wandering around a the fields. I get blinded by rain, and, unable to navigate, my crossbow drinks all my blood and I die.

(I'm still keeping it though, muahahahaha)

Elona.

[Tarran]

I question your (likely already non-existent) sanity if you'll continue carrying around something that just killed you.

[Wolf Tengu]

Oh, it does't kill me instantly. It damages stuff quite well for the level I am.

[Tarran]

Oh, it does't kill me instantly.

_{(Psst, that's besides the point!)}

[Ehndras]

Sadly, it seems you no longer start with a random Frigate-sized ship, but are hardcoded to start with a Brawler. The Brawler-class has front-mounted shields, spray-and-pray short-ranged missiles (100) and front-mounted machine-guns.

Strange, because I'm sure I've started with a Lasher twice.

Since the new update? Pre-update I had a Lasher and other ships, now, I've gotten a damn Brawler every single time I restarted. :|

[Ehndras]

In more recent news, I had some fun with a cool roving wizard, who I accidentally killed with 3 shots from my explosive crossbow before binding his soul to a shell as an artificer enslaved to me. I then proceeded to blow up half the place, and ultimately was the only one left alive with my artificer slave.

Good SS13 times.

What was the server?

I'm not sure, sorry! I just picked a random server from the list, I had never played on it before.

Hmm, wait. Not sure how to get the URL, but this is their info. Its a damn good server, but there's few people on it. If we can get folks to go there, it'll rock. The admin is cool and he's taking suggestions for adding new professions, items, and such. Just the military base and jobs is fucking fun, as well as the soul-stealing items and such. I had a fucking blast when I teamed up with that wizard.

Here's their info:

Welcome to Matrix128s Heavily Modified Space Station 13!

This server is running a /tg/station13 SVN build.  Some updates so far include, army jobs and alot more.  Forum Is http://matrix128.darkbb.com/forum For Admin Apps http://ms12.chipin.com/my-ss13-server  Facebook follow us http://www.facebook.com/pages/Mars-station-16/230662610313161?skip_nax_wizard=true