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[Flying Dice]

Shot to death by a Vulture squad armed with cone rifles after the demopack I lobbed at them failed to detonate. I still managed to successfully [REDACTED] before they got me, though, so it wasn't all bad.

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Paranoia

[Phantom of The Library]

Troll, the bloody troll with his bloody axe nicked me in the side and that apparently was enough of a distraction for him to finish me off even though I had done the same to him somewhere close to thirteen times. (Zork)

[Greiger]

Almost got smited by a extreme long range planet buster laser that was aimed at an ally battleship beside me.  Changed my heading to avoid it but ended up running into a fighter sized kamikaze ship.  It blew up taking a small chunk off of my cruiser,  but the shockwave pushed my ship into the big lazer.

Fortunately the laser cut off to recharge before my ship's core ate it, but it tore through a large chunk of my ship like it wasn't even there first.  The ship suffered a massive systems failure from all the lost sections and I got wrecked by an enemy battleship that sniped out my ship's now exposed core with some shock beamers before I could maneuver my pretty damn crippled one thruster remaining hunk of scrap metal away from it.

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Battleships Forever with custom ships and the MIRV mod.   It's interesting having a slow as all hell, basically defenseless ship that has one really powerful, really big, long range laser.  That thing firing alone brings the game from a buttery 60 FPS to a 5 FPS crawl.  It makes it seem really epic.

[Sirus]

Killed by a Borg Sphere. Twice.

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Star Trek Online. An alert went out to fight a Borg fleet in the Sol system's sector, where there are probably several hundred ships at any one time. Something like ten showed up.

[Orangebottle]

Oh gawd.... Imoen, the most annoying character ever.

Hey, at least she's a thief you can get right near the beginning of the game, so she can detect traps and pick locks and shit.

Plus she mellows out in BG2, so you just gotta tough it .

There are FAR too many mage multiclasses in BGII, Imoen can easily be exchanged for Nalia.
She's less annoying/creepy/unrealistically pink. You can get her almost immediately after leaving the first dungeon.

Also, yoshimo/PLAYERCHAR > both as far as thieving goes, but Yoshimo

Spoiler: HUGE FUCKING SPOILER DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU (click to show/hide)

betrays you halfway through the game and can never be recruited back into the party again after that.

[Trapezohedron]

Real-life earthquakes interrupted my playing session and caused me to fail a stepchart.

Stepmania

[Reudh]

I remember that. Playing Donkey Kong Country in early 2009 when we got a minor earthquake (sounded like a huge truck coming past, but the windows rattled) and I leapt up, causing DK to get hit by a Zinger and die.

[Delta Foxtrot]

There are FAR too many mage multiclasses in BGII, Imoen can easily be exchanged for Nalia.
She's less annoying/creepy/unrealistically pink. You can get her almost immediately after leaving the first dungeon.

Nalia? Not annoying? Easily my least favourite character from BG2. Out of my (admittedly too many) playthroughs, I had her exactly once. Simply to get her personal quest started (which I cheatstarted with console commands to get it faster).

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Got killed by some service bots with pistols attached.

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Crusader: No Remorse

[612DwarfAvenue]

Yoshimo

Spoiler: HUGE FUCKING SPOILER DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU (click to show/hide)

betrays you halfway through the game and can never be recruited back into the party again after that.

Actually, that only happens if you have him in your party. If he's not, it's

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Saemon Havarian

that does it.

[Delta Foxtrot]

But

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even if it's Saemon

then

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Yoshi will be unrecruitable

[Tiruin]

Acid, Acid, Acid, Acid, Acid Rain!!!

And of all the days, this happens when I'm outside...

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Cataclysm

[The Merchant Of Menace]

You should get you a tent.

[612DwarfAvenue]

But

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even if it's Saemon

then

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Yoshi will be unrecruitable

I wouldn't know, because i often kick

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Yoshi

out early in the game, so i don't really know how it goes if i keep him for a while but kick him out just before the

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betrayal

part.

[Ehndras]

Too many spoilers >_<

My first day back on Bay12, and I come straight here.

In other news, I cleared the entire Dwarven ruin Radbth-something while sneaking and firing off arrows, and I finally get to a nice empty hall and stairway. I got passed those helicopter blade traps easily and am calmly walking down a stairway before I hear a click-BOOM. Game over. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-

Skyrim of course.

[Tiruin]

Welcome back Ehndras! Spoilers are for the name of the game, as stated in blaring huge letters in the OP 

. . .

Had a peasant go on an adventure, climbing the ranks in the eyes of the nobility, honing his skills time after time, including his hate for Kobolds. When the time came, said peasant chose to assault a kobold cave camp. He bravely took down the first three dozen, was swarmed, easily parried and counterstruck, and then unluckily chose to dodge off a cliff.

A 4 z-level brookside cliff.

Followed by another round of 'get up', try to limp away...

Got stabbed.

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DF Adventure Mode!

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How does one cut down a tree?!

I cut down a tree and it fell on me
>Cataclysm