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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4530 on: January 02, 2012, 10:32:55 am »

Did something dumb with thaumites on dungeon level 8. And died. To something that shouldn't really have been able to kill me at that stage. Why?!

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4531 on: January 02, 2012, 06:23:09 pm »

Yo dawg I heard you like lutefisk so we put a horadric lutefisk cube in your horadric lutefisk cube so you can skol while you skol.

((In other words, I had a lutefisk paradox and died.))
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4532 on: January 03, 2012, 06:33:03 am »

My newest character got ganged by four cliff racers outside a cave after a tough fight. Fucking cliff racers.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4533 on: January 03, 2012, 01:10:59 pm »

Got confused because of a fast song with slow notes, causing me to fail most of my spells. Ran out of time, and I guess got eaten by the monster I was fighting?

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4534 on: January 04, 2012, 04:48:51 pm »

Eaten by a zombie in a sewer. He attacked me while I had 1 HP form a almost-suicide on the street above, pulled the pin on my grenade and dropped it at my feet.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4535 on: January 04, 2012, 05:04:46 pm »

Was burned to death by a faulty wire job combined with close proximity to the sun.  But you know what they say...
Build a a man a fire and you keep him warm for an evening.
Set a man on fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4536 on: January 04, 2012, 08:00:26 pm »

After installing a few mods that added in small flying mobs (butterflies and birds), I decided it would be a good idea to put my farms in a building to keep my crops from getting trampled.  While I was building the structure, however, the game decided it would be a good idea to spawn a bunch of ogres, (added by the same mod as the birds).  One promply goes on a rampage, destroying the farm building, so I built a tower to get out of its reach.  And there I sat.  For two whole (in-game) days.  Eventually I got sick of waiting and jumped off the tower.  I figured that if I die I can just respawn at my bed and wait for it leave before coming back to gather my stuff from the chest.

I died, of course, since I only had an iron sword and half a set of iron armor.  I respawned at my bed, then go downstairs to get some food for my wolf.  I could still hear the ogre tearing down my farms -- or, at least, that's what I thought it was doing.  What it was actually doing was demolishing the bottom floor of my house.  So I went down the ladder, landed on the last remaining bit of floor right before the ogre destroys it, and then fell to my death.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4537 on: January 04, 2012, 08:50:18 pm »

Never enter unarmed combat with a fish.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4538 on: January 04, 2012, 08:55:05 pm »

Katawa Shoujo. I went up to the roof and got a date with the ground.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4539 on: January 04, 2012, 09:44:47 pm »

he was a legendary hammer guy too. with a silver hammer.

with a silver hammer.

silver hammer.

Well, aside from the wrestling fish part, there's your problem...
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4540 on: January 04, 2012, 09:47:44 pm »

he was a legendary hammer guy too. with a silver hammer.

with a silver hammer.

silver hammer.

Well, aside from the wrestling fish part, there's your problem...
Silver is really dense and heavy, it'd make a great warhammer.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4541 on: January 04, 2012, 10:06:39 pm »

I was grinding Mutant Slavemasters for teh phat lewt, and then my shots began impacting off the light post that was behind me because my camera happened to be behind it at the time, cue me being made to not be alive any more.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4542 on: January 04, 2012, 10:09:18 pm »

oh, hey! a fish! I'll train up wrestling on that! *jumps into river* here fishy...

the longnose gar bites your arm, tearing the fat!
the longnose gar shakes you round by the arm and the severed part sails off in an arc!

you miss the longnose gar
the longnose gar counterstrikes!
the longnose gar bites you in the leg, tearing the muscle!
an artery has been severed and many nerves have been severed!
the longnose gar bites you in the leg, bruising the muscle!
the longnose gar shakes you round by the leg and the severed part sails off in an arc!

These days taking a swim costs you an arm and a leg.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4543 on: January 04, 2012, 10:16:30 pm »

oh, hey! a fish! I'll train up wrestling on that! *jumps into river* here fishy...

the longnose gar bites your arm, tearing the fat!
the longnose gar shakes you round by the arm and the severed part sails off in an arc!

you miss the longnose gar
the longnose gar counterstrikes!
the longnose gar bites you in the leg, tearing the muscle!
an artery has been severed and many nerves have been severed!
the longnose gar bites you in the leg, bruising the muscle!
the longnose gar shakes you round by the leg and the severed part sails off in an arc!

These days taking a swim costs you an arm and a leg.
I don't even remember that fish being violent at all unless you catch it.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4544 on: January 04, 2012, 10:21:55 pm »

he was a legendary hammer guy too. with a silver hammer.

with a silver hammer.

silver hammer.

Well, aside from the wrestling fish part, there's your problem...
Silver is really dense and heavy, it'd make a great warhammer.

Shit what, it's dense and heavy? Since when?
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