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Necro910

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4320 on: December 13, 2011, 01:15:34 pm »
Quote from: Ultimuh on December 13, 2011, 01:11:11 pm
Quote from: Jacob/Lee on December 12, 2011, 10:58:45 pm
Me: "I'm telling you, I don't have a money printer!"
Cop: "BULLSHIT! I'm hearing the sounds from outside the door!
Friend: "What gives you the right to bust down our door looking for a money printer that doesn't exi-"
*nearby vending machine starts sparking, spits out 500$ through the slot*
Me: ... *looks over and takes the money*
Cop: "Move the machine."
*I move the vending machine*
Then he shoots both of us and steals the money printer.

Garry's Mod, Dark RP.


This only makes me even more confused..
what IS Garry's Mod exactly?
I know it's a sandbox.. mod.. for Half Life..
But things such as what I just read keeps confusing me!
It's a sandbox game where you can make anything, but there's servers running RP mods, zombie mods, any mod you can think of.

ANY. MOD. YOU. CAN. THINK. OF.
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Sirus

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4321 on: December 13, 2011, 01:18:26 pm »
Quote from: Akura on December 13, 2011, 01:08:22 pm
I grossly underestimated the power of a Falcon PUNCH!!!

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On topic: Murdered by giant brain alien while free-falling towards Earth.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4322 on: December 13, 2011, 02:58:19 pm »
My latest attempts at flight seemed slightly more successful than they previously had been. I attempted the feat by following the age of Toa of "Flying is simply falling and missing the ground", only to discover the unspoken "screw you" in this philosophy and I began to fall through the ground and into an abyss of nothingness. Fortunately the gods seemed to smile on me, and kindly teleported me out of that timeless hell and back to where I had been standing before my hubris. Unfortunately, the gods also seem to be angry with me because they killed me on the spot the instant afterwards.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4323 on: December 13, 2011, 03:07:48 pm »
Stuck a sticky grenade onto someone's face, then ran.

The upside to sticky grenades is they stick to people if you hit them, so they can't get away. The downside is they stick to people if you hit them, and people have a tendency to chase you.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4324 on: December 13, 2011, 04:44:44 pm »
Dying many times. Gravity is my enemy and my friend.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4325 on: December 13, 2011, 04:53:30 pm »
I lost.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4326 on: December 13, 2011, 04:55:29 pm »
Quote from: Necro910 on December 13, 2011, 01:15:34 pm
Quote from: Ultimuh on December 13, 2011, 01:11:11 pm
Quote from: Jacob/Lee on December 12, 2011, 10:58:45 pm
Me: "I'm telling you, I don't have a money printer!"
Cop: "BULLSHIT! I'm hearing the sounds from outside the door!
Friend: "What gives you the right to bust down our door looking for a money printer that doesn't exi-"
*nearby vending machine starts sparking, spits out 500$ through the slot*
Me: ... *looks over and takes the money*
Cop: "Move the machine."
*I move the vending machine*
Then he shoots both of us and steals the money printer.

Garry's Mod, Dark RP.


This only makes me even more confused..
what IS Garry's Mod exactly?
I know it's a sandbox.. mod.. for Half Life..
But things such as what I just read keeps confusing me!
It's a sandbox game where you can make anything, but there's servers running RP mods, zombie mods, any mod you can think of.

ANY. MOD. YOU. CAN. THINK. OF.

Ponies?

Arrowed in the face.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4327 on: December 13, 2011, 05:00:36 pm »
At least it wasn't your kn-

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4328 on: December 13, 2011, 05:03:19 pm »
Quote from: Sirus on December 13, 2011, 05:00:36 pm
At least it wasn't your kn-

*shot*

I used to get shot, but then I took a knee to the arrow.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4329 on: December 13, 2011, 05:09:40 pm »
The joke used to be good, then everyone started taking arrows to the knees.

Seriously, I'm amazed that there are any knees left in the world with all the knees getting shot.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4330 on: December 13, 2011, 05:12:24 pm »
I used to make original jokes, then I took an arrow to the knee.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4331 on: December 13, 2011, 05:14:04 pm »
Quote from: kaenneth on December 13, 2011, 04:55:29 pm
Quote from: Necro910 on December 13, 2011, 01:15:34 pm
Quote from: Ultimuh on December 13, 2011, 01:11:11 pm
Quote from: Jacob/Lee on December 12, 2011, 10:58:45 pm
Me: "I'm telling you, I don't have a money printer!"
Cop: "BULLSHIT! I'm hearing the sounds from outside the door!
Friend: "What gives you the right to bust down our door looking for a money printer that doesn't exi-"
*nearby vending machine starts sparking, spits out 500$ through the slot*
Me: ... *looks over and takes the money*
Cop: "Move the machine."
*I move the vending machine*
Then he shoots both of us and steals the money printer.

Garry's Mod, Dark RP.


This only makes me even more confused..
what IS Garry's Mod exactly?
I know it's a sandbox.. mod.. for Half Life..
But things such as what I just read keeps confusing me!
It's a sandbox game where you can make anything, but there's servers running RP mods, zombie mods, any mod you can think of.

ANY. MOD. YOU. CAN. THINK. OF.

Ponies?
You bet your flank there is.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4332 on: December 13, 2011, 05:14:40 pm »
Gogdamn spiders.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4333 on: December 13, 2011, 05:17:19 pm »
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I honestly keep forgetting just how morbidly obsessed with ponies necro is.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4334 on: December 13, 2011, 05:18:04 pm »
I used to get killed by psiders, then they took an arrow to the everything.
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