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[ThtblovesDF]

I recall having quite some fun with the ammo trucks in man of war and the strange ways arty ammo reacts (Normal shells won't do anything when blown up - arty shells, like katusya rockets explode violently) - ram into the enemy tank, drag-drop the rockets out of the truck as you ride along (magic!) and then the truck explodes there tank is send off spiralling over half the map. More extreme tanks, like KTs might surive and end up on there back or therelike.

[Darvi]

I had more than 3 neighbours.

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Conway's game of life

[hemmingjay]

darkest hour? the mod game on steam? ^

think he means the Hearts of Iron(lite) game.

[klingon13524]

I was standing near disposal with three corpses near me, two of them not fully dead and my own doing. I decided to pretend to start dragging one to genetics to be revived, and finish the job on the way there. As soon as I rounded the corner, I saw the captain, who stunned me with his energy gun. Before I could even type what I wanted to say, my pockets were emptied and my cylume saber and cryptographic sequencer were discovered. Realizing that my round was ruined, and that I'll inevitably fail my objectives, I promptly committed suicide and logged out.

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Space Station 13

[Jacob/Lee]

I recall having quite some fun with the ammo trucks in man of war and the strange ways arty ammo reacts (Normal shells won't do anything when blown up - arty shells, like katusya rockets explode violently) - ram into the enemy tank, drag-drop the rockets out of the truck as you ride along (magic!) and then the truck explodes there tank is send off spiralling over half the map. More extreme tanks, like KTs might surive and end up on there back or therelike.

I was going to do something like set some AP mines in buildings then drop artillery shells in them for some nice booby traps, but there were no buildings and the map was this hellishly small 1 vs 1... Place. Within 5 minutes, both of us had our entire sides of the map covered in mines and all our soldiers were entrenched, then I started bombarding him with nebelwerfer rockets and he fired back. When I found his howitzers it mostly became a counter-artillery battle for both of us.

[Silent_Thunder]

Spanish Civil War '36 breaks out, and I decide, screw history, Direct Intervention is the way to go. Instead of everything working out properly, Republican Spain loses the entire northern half of Spain, and instead when i take it back, it's considered French Occupied territory. Thanks to my intervention, I'm down around 12,000 men, Spain is so war torn it wont ever be able to face Germany, and all that time I could have been building up an army to cover the belgian front was spent resupplying my war efforts. Hitler must be laughing at me now.

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Arsenal of Democracy

Ok maybe not a death, but its imminent.

EDIT: Casulties (more than likely includes POWs, since I cant image we slaughtered the armies we encircled) of the Spanish Civil War of 36-37
Nationalist Spain: 134,568
Republican Spain: 24,729
France: 11,845
United Kingdom: 9,503
Australian Expeditionary Force: 687

Total: 181,332 Casulties

[Simmura McCrea]

KV with a 152mm cannon got a lucky shot in. I didn't have a hope in hell. World of Tanks.

[SeriousConcentrate]

I blew a giant armadillo-like ant's legs off with a combination of machine gun fire, rockets, and HE grenades, then jumped into its mouth to deal heavy damage to its insides. Unfortunately it had smaller parasites in it and given that the, ahem, other end was lined with spikes I was too injured to survive the, double ahem, exit.

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Lost Planet 2, Chapter 1-3 Gordiant Akrid, Extreme Mode

[Deadmeat1471]

1862 - Robert E. Lee flanked the exausted army of the Potomac and attacked my troops forming in Washington, barely any had any leaders yet. 60,000 men. We lost 8000 yankee soldiers for 6000 of his, and hes still there.

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AGEOD The Blue and the Grey

[SirAaronIII]

The spawnpoint was underwater. OH NO! SWIM UP FASTLY!!!! Okay I'm safe now, ooh a bridge let's climb on and walk down the road hey look skeletons die you bony assholes ARGH NOO WHY CAN'T I HOLD DOWN THE MOUSE BUTTON TO AUTOSWING SAVE ME ARRARGH dead
Minecraft

[Akura]

Joachim Armster. Seriously, fucking ow.

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Castlevania: Lament of Innocence. It took me about 5 seconds to spot his weak point(three floating orbs he draws power to attack with, he's invulnerable until you destroy them), but I guess that was 5 seconds too long.

Eventually killed him, though.

[Levi]

Tried to use a shotgun to kill a rocket firing bio-mech at close range.  Turns out rockets are hard to dodge at close range.   

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Serious Sam 3

[Jacob/Lee]

Self-propelled artillery broke the back of my assault force, which was most of my current army and I had no points left.

Men of War: Assault Squad

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Turducken. Many times.

Fallen Earth.

[Hitty40]

Was in my T29 with another teammate, we're the last 2 alive, and there was an E8, an upgraded T29 and someone else (possibly a Wolverine) attacking me. They finally blow up my teammate and I take out the E8, but of course a shot to the ass finally brought me down.

World of Tanks.