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Darvi

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4185 on: November 20, 2011, 06:46:52 pm »

Have you ever hugged an ATS? No? Because maybe they do.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4186 on: November 20, 2011, 06:52:36 pm »

As i stand in glory of killing a dragon with only a flimsy blade, his older brother decides to flyby and turn me into a Popsicle.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4187 on: November 20, 2011, 07:20:34 pm »

Have you ever hugged an ATS? No? Because maybe they do.
Then why are they shooting rockets from half-way across the world? You can't hug people with missiles!
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4188 on: November 20, 2011, 07:27:58 pm »

You can't hug your children with nuclear arms!
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4189 on: November 20, 2011, 07:30:40 pm »

Speaking of getting hugged, I got a fatal one from behind. Mostly because of the flaming axe to the face I was held in place for.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4190 on: November 20, 2011, 07:34:00 pm »

Was playing a round of Battlefield 3 with a 5-man clan of Brazilians I've been clanned with for a few years, and got thrown on the opposite team. I then proceeded to get my ass royally handed to me by my clanmates while my idiot team ran around like headless chickens.



Fucking idiots and their lack of teamwork.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4191 on: November 20, 2011, 08:02:38 pm »

Tried to jump onto a railing on a tower.

I missed. I fell. I died. Goddammit. :P

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4192 on: November 20, 2011, 08:12:49 pm »

I was subjected to the most horrific... Images. Torture. I have no idea any-more.
After this, I knew I could no longer return to normal life, and pressed the (X) button, ending it all.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4193 on: November 20, 2011, 08:27:37 pm »

You can't hug your children with nuclear arms!
I do! Hugs for everyone!

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4194 on: November 20, 2011, 08:32:54 pm »

You can't hug your children with nuclear arms!
There are probably so many doujins that disagree with you there.

On topic, this.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4195 on: November 20, 2011, 09:27:08 pm »

Thought maybe, just maybe I could keep things calm and just avenge the Archduke's death and take out Bosnia. Instead, predictably, I triggered The Great War, and Russia swept through the Balkans.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4196 on: November 21, 2011, 02:01:45 pm »

darkest hour? the mod game on steam? ^
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4197 on: November 21, 2011, 04:00:08 pm »

I was a spaceman trying to rescue space babies in space while dodging zombie aliens, when a meteor hit one of the poor innocent space babies.  This turned the space baby into an INVINCIBLE VENGEFUL SPACE BABY GHOST who killed me.


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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4198 on: November 21, 2011, 04:08:50 pm »

I got an arrow through the face. Some jerk said "Thanks fer standin still, mate!" afterwards.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4199 on: November 22, 2011, 03:29:12 am »

Packed my heavily armed assault squad onto my Panzer, then started driving through the pass to the enemy artillery battery.

Guess what? Between the time I had sweeped the place with my minesweepers and the time I sent my soldiers, the enemies had snuck in and laid more mines. And a big bomb. I rolled over the mine, both it and the bomb explode and lit up the whole tank.

However, I did get a nebelwerfer into range and blew that artillery battery to kingdom come. Scouts hiding in the bushes 10 meters away from an enemy soldier are fun! I won the round after that.

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